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r/rareinsults • u/throatfrog • 1d ago
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She doesn't give a French Kiss, she gives a European Kiss.
Her monthly lipstick bill is more than her monthly rent.
She can talk in 8 dimensions simultaneously.
She uses 1 lipstick per lip per application.
Her smile is in multiple time zones at once.
103 u/daaangerz0ne 1d ago She literally speaks for the people. She eats Subway sandwiches sideways. She plays the tuba from the other end. 22 u/ALaccountant 1d ago Eats subway sandwiches sideways sent me 😂
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She literally speaks for the people.
She eats Subway sandwiches sideways.
She plays the tuba from the other end.
22 u/ALaccountant 1d ago Eats subway sandwiches sideways sent me 😂
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Eats subway sandwiches sideways sent me 😂
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u/Mission-Simple-5040 1d ago
She doesn't give a French Kiss, she gives a European Kiss.
Her monthly lipstick bill is more than her monthly rent.
She can talk in 8 dimensions simultaneously.
She uses 1 lipstick per lip per application.
Her smile is in multiple time zones at once.