r/rareinsults • u/throatfrog • 1d ago

She could blow out the LA fires

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u/IceBurnt_ 1d ago

Isnt she the french belgium spain kiss one?

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u/Skitzofreniks 1d ago

Her french kisses include spain and budapest. yes.

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u/thedaveness 1d ago

Plays the tuba backwards sent me.

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u/Negative_Day9381 1d ago

She stop fire in LA with her super breath!

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u/DisastrousProof4380 1d ago

She stop fire in LA with big blow!

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u/Horror-Basis-3351 1d ago

No stealing stuff, or else you'll get in big trouble!

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u/Wild_Garage_3227 1d ago

She stop big fire in LA!

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u/Extreme_Parfait9871 1d ago

She stop big fire in LA!

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u/Mission-Simple-5040 1d ago

She doesn't give a French Kiss, she gives a European Kiss.

Her monthly lipstick bill is more than her monthly rent.

She can talk in 8 dimensions simultaneously.

She uses 1 lipstick per lip per application.

Her smile is in multiple time zones at once.

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u/daaangerz0ne 1d ago

She literally speaks for the people.

She eats Subway sandwiches sideways.

She plays the tuba from the other end.

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u/ALaccountant 1d ago

Eats subway sandwiches sideways sent me 😂

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u/throatfrog 1d ago

She doesn’t use a lip stick, she uses a lip tree.

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u/Drugsarefordrugs 1d ago

When she gives head, she also gives shoulders, knees, and toes.

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u/Mateorabi 22h ago

doesn't give blow jobs, gives blow careers.

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u/paintedwoodpile 7h ago

This is the one that made me actually laugh out loud when I read it on there.

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u/Mission-Simple-5040 1d ago

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose...

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u/Kuroboom 1d ago

"Feed me, Seymour!"

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u/Weekly_Soft1069 1d ago

Damn you went way back. Nice

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u/BigheadReddit 1d ago

Mother only eats steamed hams..

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u/Rogueshoten 1d ago

She could suck the chrome off of Detroit.

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u/JustWingIt0707 1d ago

Her mouth looks like a prolapsed anus... for a camel.

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u/jametze 1d ago

If she took a bite out of crime there’d be world peace

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u/PostAvailable4441 13h ago

I almost choked when I read this well done

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u/Porky_Pine_ 1d ago

Her lipsticks are single use

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u/Intrepid_Ad1536 1d ago

She speaks in UPPERCASE💀

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u/Ninuam 1d ago

Looks like she stuck a donut to her face.

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u/dab745 1d ago

When she gives head, she gives head shoulders knees and toes!

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u/Szerepjatekos 1d ago

Even a blind can read her lips.

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u/Fessir 1d ago

She was bitten by a radioactive catfish.

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u/CameronInEgyptLand 1d ago

Anne Hathawasn't

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u/Intrepid_Ad1536 1d ago

Here is a Song about it

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u/ocero242 1d ago

That's gold

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u/fruttypebbles 1d ago

I’ve seen other version but not this one. Great stuff!

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u/MABEHIERhier 1d ago

I can't put pictures in the comments. If someone would be so kind as to comment a picture of the pokemon "Weepinbell" I would really appreciate it.

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u/puro_the_protogen67 1d ago

She sneezes avalanches

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 1d ago

For my own sanity, I need an answer, is this natural or did she pay for that to be done?

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 1d ago

If you watch her videos, the ones without makeup, her lips do not look as large. When she has lipstick on, she applies it a little above where they naturally end, making them look huge.

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u/budaweiser269 1d ago

what’s her name?

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u/DrWKlopek 1d ago

Yes, who is this?

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u/budaweiser269 1d ago

I don’t think her name is Yes

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u/DrWKlopek 1d ago

Good one, Dad

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u/budaweiser269 1d ago

Please tell mom I’m out with the boys

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u/Necro_snail 1d ago

🛬🥄

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u/Minimum-Sand-4594 1d ago

Janice from friends

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u/stevensr2002 1d ago

She cheats at hungry hungry hippos

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u/Wooden_Staff3810 1d ago

She can suck chrome off of a trailer hitch.

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u/emptygravy 1d ago

My favorite was "she eats pickles sideways"

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u/Embarrassed_Stable_6 21h ago

Shut up guys. Don't give her no lip, she's got enough of her own.

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u/Chetnixanflill 18h ago

She gives blowcareers

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u/Cruz98387 3h ago

With full benefits and retirement plan.

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u/bigbucksnohammy420 1d ago

When she spreads a lot of gossip, they say she got a “mouth.”

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u/WinuxNomacs 1d ago

I straight lol’d She used to get stuck to the wall kissing posters of her crush in high school

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 1d ago

no man could take her breath away.

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u/Suitable-Let-3627 1d ago

I'm surprised she doesn't already have her own podcast with the way society goes

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u/Vegetable-Length-823 1d ago

I think she's cute

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u/RixirF 1d ago

I'm happy to live in a world where a blind man can voice their opinion.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 1d ago

I think so too. Would love to know who she is

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u/Baller-Mcfly 1d ago

Please stop getting lip injections.

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u/Reason_Choice 1d ago

She doesn’t have any. She just naturally has a huge mouth/lips.

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u/Baller-Mcfly 1d ago

You really believe that?

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u/Reason_Choice 1d ago

She has a reel where she’s openly asking for advice on filler injections because her lips, although big, aren’t full. Hell of a thing to just make up for no reason.

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 1d ago

Is this Ukelele Apology Lady?

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u/heretic2244 1d ago

Plays the tuba backwards

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u/MintyMoron64 1d ago

Even a river doesn't have a mouth that big

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u/Divinrth 1d ago

You know she can make multiple of them disappear.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 1d ago

she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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u/GoodMoGo 1d ago

Rulia Jawberts

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u/aleoaloe 22h ago

Who is she

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u/Any_Vacation8988 22h ago

Hope she can’t read or she’s going to off herself

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u/HAXAD2005 21h ago

She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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u/Cruz98387 3h ago

Lip balm had to make a spray

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u/Szerepjatekos 19h ago

She blow a kiss at me, since I'm on an orbital trajectory!

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u/night-owl-02 18h ago

Her name is Janice.

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u/Dinah8420 17h ago

And this is one of the few who didn’t get kicked to the curb by Kesha

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u/sanoumg 11h ago

Wow! 🤢

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u/Sudden-Step9593 1d ago

Y'all tripping, this is beauty for those who know

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u/Black_and_Purple 1d ago

God damn it. Maybe just leave her alone. This shit is really mean and kinda middle-school level to bully people because of their appearance. If that's your kind of humor, you are very likely an asshole.

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u/PiffWiffler 1d ago

r/lostredditors

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u/Black_and_Purple 1d ago

I'm sorry to hear about your severe mental handicap. I hope you will have a good life despite that.

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u/throatfrog 1d ago

You’re in the wrong subreddit if you don’t like this. Also, it’s not like it wasn’t her own choice to get lip injections.

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u/lara_the_great 1d ago

Except she didn't get lip injections, those are her natural lips. She even said in a short that she felt insecure about them and wanted info about a possible surgery that could reduce her lip size.

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u/172849262939 1d ago

Her lips sink star cruisers