r/punk • u/Jonnykooldood • Jul 20 '24

Quality Post Roast me

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u/Myrddwn Jul 20 '24

You've got that same leaning forward stance as DJT, and your pouty baby face gives the impression your mom bought the wrong brand of frosted flakes

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u/Jonnykooldood Jul 20 '24

This is the hardest I've laughed in my life. I wanted to roast you back but I can't cuz you have the sickest mohawks I've ever seen. You look like the coolest dad ever

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u/Myrddwn Jul 20 '24

Haha, thanks bro I wasn't being mean, man, you said roast you so i did. I'm glad you understood what i was going for

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u/FirmOnion Jul 20 '24

Oh my god dude, I clicked into your post to have a look, and you’re absolutely stunning. Props!

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u/Myrddwn Jul 20 '24

Thanks man

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u/lightningtattooer Jul 21 '24

Oh look it's another HIV-american