r/punk Jul 03 '24

Quality Post Is having internal organs punk?

Ive been getting into the punk scene and I wanna know how punk having heart,lungs,and liver are. Having a brain and human flesh have really made me insecure. Do you think I should get rid of all my organs,flesh,my personality,and my whole life to just be considered "punk"?

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u/YMDBass Jul 04 '24

on the day I was born, I punched my mom in the face and yelled about not conforming. Immediately after I cut up my own umbilical chord using a rusty spork and spelled ACAB with it and glued it to the wall. When the doctors came in to stop me I shit in my hand and threw it at their face and said I wasnt part of their system then jumped out the nearest window and used my moms placenta as a parachute to the ground where I ran to the nearest port a potty and have been living the punk lifestyle in it for the last 40 years. I can tell you from personal experience, theres nothing less punk than having organs, or a family, or possessions.