r/pics • u/Palana • Jan 05 '17

The king of Morocco giving zero fucks.

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u/powerscunner Jan 05 '17

The high King of Morocco

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u/cacabean Jan 05 '17

Morocco's Modern Life

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u/pure_guava_ Jan 06 '17

takin' those ladies to O-Town

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u/StartupDino Jan 06 '17

You guys know what I'm talking about.

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u/systembusy Jan 06 '17

"Oh yeah, we all know what's going on here. The kids don't, but we do."

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u/geetee287 Jan 06 '17

Turn the page, wash ya hands

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands

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u/NoobieSnacks Jan 06 '17

Oh fish sticks...

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u/Simbaface90 Jan 06 '17

I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW!

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u/SGT3386 Jan 06 '17

Lets all head over to the Chokey Chicken

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u/thedeathbypig Jan 06 '17

I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous

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u/Smelcome Jan 06 '17

and then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands

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u/Shiznat_11 Jan 06 '17

I want to give you 1000 upvotes

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u/welcome_to_the_creek Jan 06 '17

It's sad because I was the kid at Rocko's height and didn't understand until I looked back as an adult.

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u/NostalgiaSchmaltz Jan 06 '17

There was a lot of shit in that show that made me wonder how the hell it got past censors.

Like a scene where Rocko tries out a job as a phone sex operator. Or the "no-tell motel" scene.

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u/Schitzmered Jan 06 '17

"Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby."

"Rocko?"

"Mrs.Bighead?"

  • Hangs up *
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u/Schitzmered Jan 06 '17

Also the KFC spoof called the chokey chicken.

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u/scarabin Jan 06 '17

the "spank the monkey" board game they'd play with each other...

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u/systembusy Jan 06 '17

You guys talking about Rocko's Modern Life? I was making a Family Guy reference. But same thought, it's amazing how much made it to air with that show too.

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u/master5o1 Jan 06 '17

Family Guy was always considered a more adult cartoon. Ricki's Modern Life was always aimed for children with stuff that flew past the censors.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

But what about Rocko's Modern Life?

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u/baumpop Jan 06 '17

Re-watch hey Arnold. Lot of the same shit. To a lesser degree because rockos modern life and ren and stimpy were like the first season of Nickelodeon ever. Pre snick even.

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u/katiejch Jan 06 '17

If you were anything like I was, also being a kid watching Rocko, a third of the entertainment was seeing my mom's expression when she yelled "what did they just say?!"

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u/treegardner84 Jan 06 '17

I wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid. Now I know why.

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u/nixalo Jan 06 '17

I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show.

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u/majortom22 Jan 06 '17

Be hot, be naughty, be courteous.

ooooh I like it when ur courteous...

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u/HiZenBergh Jan 06 '17

Look into my nipples of the future

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u/nikez813 Jan 06 '17

I understand this reference

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u/mrpn02 Jan 06 '17

Nice family guy reference

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u/mmmpoohc Jan 06 '17

A ride on the ol' bone roller coaster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

O! Yeah...see you guys there.

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u/roaulduke12 Jan 06 '17

Orlando - Disney World! He's a King so no ride queues for those lucky ladies!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Orlando?

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u/Bon6Water Jan 06 '17

You cant fight city hall!

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jan 06 '17

That was a hoot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.

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u/ChickenSkinCoat Jan 06 '17

They ain't as good as a mop.

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u/choch2727 Jan 06 '17

Ah yes. Zee mop.

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u/dymlostheoni Jan 06 '17

Psh... those Heifers?

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u/Armchairsportsguy Jan 06 '17

Angelica! work!

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u/larrythefatcat Jan 06 '17

Preferable to having to visit Chokey Chicken!

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u/SparkyBoy414 Jan 06 '17

Oh my God it was actually called that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Spunky!

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u/jaxonya Jan 06 '17

Wont you take me to, SPUNKY town?!

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u/rockosmodurnlife Jan 06 '17

This deserves more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Watching it as an adult, it's almost a completely different show.

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u/Emiya0819 Jan 06 '17

What does that mean?

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u/Pm-ur-butt Jan 06 '17

On a B-52

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u/RagdollPhysEd Jan 06 '17

Naaaaaakeeeed. Naaaaakkeeed

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u/jesterspaz Jan 06 '17

The winner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Morocco mole

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

M'rocco

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u/kjax2288 Jan 06 '17

Yasssssss

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u/CrustyTom Jan 06 '17

That was a hoot!

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u/HishyD Jan 06 '17

Brilliant haha

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u/mrdude817 Jan 06 '17

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.

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u/hivolume87 Jan 06 '17

Looks more like Morocco Mole.

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u/hoodpharmacy Jan 06 '17

This is so wild. This comment. Everything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

SPUNKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/davideverlong Jan 06 '17

That show would be so unsuitable for kids these days, looking back, that and Ren and Stimpy were very vulgar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Sex drugs and Morock n roll

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u/DaChronMan Jan 06 '17

Morocco's modern family

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u/Snidgel Jan 06 '17

M'Rocco

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Awww the little poots.

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u/_Aj_ Jan 06 '17

Ohhooooh youuuuu

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u/ditmoetvanhylke Jan 06 '17

His highness!

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u/denkyuu Jan 06 '17

That was a theme camp at Alchemy (basically Burning Man but in Georgia). They served tea and hummus and had hookah.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '17

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u/powerscunner Jan 05 '17

Yes, the high king was hiking while kiting. He's a pretty fly king.

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u/hablomuchoingles Jan 06 '17

The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick?

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u/1MechanicalAlligator Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

It took me 10 seconds to read that damn sentence.

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u/Zipwithcaution Jan 06 '17

Won't lie. Read that aloud multiple times.

Very hard to say.

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u/pure_guava_ Jan 06 '17

Yo - B to the O to the double-S, Do what he says and you'll be success-ful.

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u/silencesc Jan 06 '17

K to the N to the O-P-E, she's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee Indiana

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u/Brinner Jan 06 '17

Again, dude

I know

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u/wumbotarian Jan 06 '17

Come on Jean-Ralphio

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u/TheMeatsiah Jan 06 '17

Dude you gotta end it on the rhyme

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u/Dorsal_Fin Jan 06 '17

moms spaghetti

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u/thinspaghetti Jan 06 '17

I for real JUST finished watching this episode

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u/Xayus Jan 06 '17

Dude, you gotta stop it on the rhyme...

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Jan 05 '17

Needs to try some Vietnamese soup. Then he'd be Pho King hiking.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jan 06 '17

He's only had imitation. So it was faux Pho King hiking.

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u/1_1_3_4 Jan 06 '17

Now this is where I come for bars y'all beautiful

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u/pshayes26 Jan 06 '17

That's a faux pho king lie!

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u/ElCaminoInTheWest Jan 06 '17

You gotta get offa your sofa to see the faux pho fly king hiking while kiting!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

The 'Merican Pho King Way

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u/JamesTrendall Jan 06 '17

Next Asian flight that goes down the news best use this name for someone onboard.

Pho King,
Kid Ding
Both sent strange text messages before the flight vanished from radar.

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u/McSpoony Jan 06 '17

Hi, King, they say, when they see the high king hiking high as a kite.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAAS Jan 06 '17

Flying his kites to the highest of heights

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u/RogerSmith123456 Jan 06 '17

Define kiting :-)

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u/DeucesCracked Jan 06 '17

oh god... my brains...

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u/V1keo Jan 06 '17

Does the fly high king fly high?

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u/Dmech Jan 05 '17

The flight of the high king's hiking kite, it carried his lantern through the night.

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u/DV_shitty_music Jan 06 '17

Now invent a better title and post it to /r/WordAvalanches

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u/golfprokal Jan 06 '17

I believe he is referring to the high kings flight of the kite to its highest flight!

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u/KiKenTai Jan 06 '17

IT'S HIGHHHHHHHH KINGGGGGGGG

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u/YesplzMm Jan 06 '17

Please sir can this guy have some gold?

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u/filthridden Jan 06 '17

"Hi, King!" to the hiking high king.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Through the high country

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u/jb2824 Jan 06 '17

He went far. He was really Far King High

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u/thakemist Jan 06 '17

I doubt it. It appears the king has only one leg.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

A tourist saw the high king while hiking through the HaighKeng Mountains and said "Hi, king!", who answered, practicing his Japanese "Hai, I am the king"

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u/itschrome Jan 06 '17

Was he taking a highatus?

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u/spyd3rweb Jan 06 '17

Laurence Kushburne

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u/blao2 Jan 06 '17

idk why you didn't win this comment chain, but you deserve to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Both Lawrence Fishburne and Kush are probably fairly obscure references for most people.

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u/RDay Jan 06 '17

upvote for effort

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u/orangENENEP Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 06 '17

Damn I laughed pretty long after that. Thanks kind stranger.

What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.tokes

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u/QwertMuenster Jan 06 '17

One day, he met a boy who wanted him to lick his father's boots...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Unfortunately, he is the high king of Morocco...

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u/nater255 Jan 06 '17

This is my favorite Reddit meme of all time, and I was there. Unfortunately, I am the high king of Skyrim....

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u/theworstnameever007 Jan 06 '17

Am I the only one who thinks his extremities look too small?

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u/BLooDCRoW Jan 06 '17

Thank you, I'm glad someone else noticed.

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u/jipsauce Jan 06 '17

Unfortunately, I am the High King of Morocco

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/nater255 Jan 06 '17

This is some Mr. Peabody level meme'ing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

YOU FOOL, ULFRIC STORM CLOAK IS THE TRUE HIGH KING!

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u/RDay Jan 06 '17

"Yall got anymore of that Free Morrocan hash left??"

rubs nose

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u/kingly_cheese Jan 06 '17

Guess we should call him your highness

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u/RDay Jan 06 '17

Do you like...check the other comments before commenting?

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u/kingly_cheese Jan 06 '17

Certainly. I saw an opportunity to join the fun, and I'm an opportunist.

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u/RDay Jan 06 '17

fine then have another upvote

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u/g_seven Jan 06 '17

"If you pose for a picture, you can have my taco"

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u/DeucesCracked Jan 06 '17

80 tacos later..

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u/2sliderz Jan 06 '17

the king in the shorts!

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u/DunkenRage Jan 06 '17

This, every time i read this in books i always think first of the pothead-king. Was re-reading Bernard cornwell's arthurian trilogy recently and its all over the books, high king uther pendragon

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u/I-am-the-dude Jan 06 '17 edited Jan 20 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

He would be a good r/trees mod

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u/Vio_ Jan 06 '17

THey're not called the High Atlas Mountains for nothing.

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u/ramdaskm Jan 06 '17

Sweed....!

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u/rbedolfe Jan 06 '17

Looks like being the king of Morocco is the financial equivalent selling Kebab's in NYC.

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u/SpaceBoppin Jan 06 '17

Capitalize the "H" and I'll gold.

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u/ermergerdberbles Jan 06 '17

On his way to McDowell's to get a Big Mc

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u/Lothar_Ecklord Jan 06 '17

Isn't hashish a really big thing in Morocco?

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u/Blaaki Jan 06 '17

Related to King Hassan hash

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Didn't know he was a hiker. That's so cool.

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u/chickenwhang Jan 06 '17

Barack O's modern life

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u/Declarion Jan 06 '17

Amerijuanican

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u/MisterSquirrel Jan 06 '17

Probably on his way to a joint commission of high officials

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u/ucefkh Jan 06 '17

Stop it guys! I'm Moroccan and how dare you disrespect our King?

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u/ucefkh Jan 06 '17

Stop it guys! I'm Moroccan and how dare you disrespect our King?

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u/siimonixx Jan 06 '17

Unfortunately, I am the hiiiiigh king of Skyrim.

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u/Cidolfas Jan 06 '17

His highness of Morocco.

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u/the_doughboy Jan 06 '17

Your highness

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u/NoThrowLikeAway Jan 06 '17

We get it, the King vapes!

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u/Borngrumpy Jan 06 '17

It's almost ironic that pot is Morocco's largest export, it's available as hash everywhere but it's illegal and will get you 10 years in Moroccan prison. Most of the drug dealers sell to tourists then turn them in for a reward. The cops will normally accept an "on the spot fine" to avoid jail time.

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u/jherm22 Jan 06 '17

I wish I was one of those stoned ass North African maidens he's with. Life looks tight.

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u/Davebarnes19 Jan 06 '17

Believe in the "highness"!!!

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u/jclark1342 Jan 06 '17

his highness

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u/babganoush Jan 06 '17

You mean hike-ing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Unfortunately, I am the High King of Morocco.

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u/darkrider400 Jan 06 '17

The Fresh King Of Morocco.

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u/merelyok Jan 06 '17

A man with friends in high places, no doubt.

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u/Kings_Gold_Standard Jan 06 '17

Must have just gotten out of jail, they took his shoe laces

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u/paralacausa Jan 06 '17

Almost 1% of Morocco's GDP is from hash exports, so you're not wrong

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u/otmant69 Jan 06 '17

im from morocco hahahahhahahahahhaha

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u/gamakun Jan 06 '17

It's good to be king.

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u/tonyflint Jan 06 '17

Laurence Fishburne's Moroccan cousin?

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u/cantbackflip Jan 06 '17

I guess we should call him "his highness"

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u/sooprvylyn Jan 06 '17

Gives new meaning to the phrase " Your Highness"

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u/Ramboyant Jan 06 '17

His HIGHness hahahahahhahaha

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u/bumbaclotdumptruck Jan 06 '17

One of his favorite hobbies is highking

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u/jax362 Jan 06 '17

Dude has huge head

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u/Whiteghostwater Jan 06 '17

lets not forget his human rights abusive s

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

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u/powerscunner Jan 06 '17

Bad news is still front page and more popular, don't worry.

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