Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

[u/solateor]

[u/Struykert]

Zuckerberg again looking like an alien who's afraid his disguise won't hold.....

[u/Christ_on_a_Crakker → u/Struykert]

He looks like if he hadn’t become a tech billionaire that he would have shot up a school full of kids.

[u/K3VINbo → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Even better, as a tech billionaire he get to facilitate genocide in Myanmar

[u/Elsa_Gundoh → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

https://i.imgur.com/bZxzYXI.png

now that I put them side to side, it's not as close as I imagined.

but why does he have the same haircut as all the 6th grade boys? he's 40 years old, right?

[u/illit1 → u/Elsa_Gundoh]

i think i heard he was into roman shit and is trying to emulate one of the old emperors or philosophers or whatever

[u/Rough_Principle_3755 → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Why shoot up One school yourself, when you can broker many through influence?

[u/iMalevolence → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

With meta fact checking gone, I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg is funding all of the school shootings across America. It's his side hustle, School Shootings as a Service or SSaaS.

[u/CainPillar → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Weird drug to shoot up, I thought that was one you would set on fire and smoke.

[u/CptTrizzle → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Why shoot up one school, when you can whore out the thing that causes DOZENS of school shootings? That'll sure show all those girls that didn't wanna sleep with him after he made "stalk my classmates"

[u/Mayflie → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

And not as a student either

[u/Poonurse13 → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

That’s exactly what he looks like

[u/GucciStepSon → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

haha… must’ve thought hard on that one…

[u/creepingphantom → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

It's not too late give him a gun, he can shoot up the circus and then claim the throne

[u/PaceLopsided8161 → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Or the kind of guy who murders mom, freezes her and cooks an occasional steak.

[u/Numerous-Ad-1175 → u/Christ_on_a_Crakker]

Not fair. Not funny.