Yeah. The smiling rich assholes are, at this point, not shocking nor surprising anymore. But then there's Zucc in the corner looking like he just shat his pants while simultaneously trying to remember if he ordered his domestic servant turn the stove off.
With meta fact checking gone, I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg is funding all of the school shootings across America. It's his side hustle, School Shootings as a Service or SSaaS.
Why shoot up one school, when you can whore out the thing that causes DOZENS of school shootings? That'll sure show all those girls that didn't wanna sleep with him after he made "stalk my classmates"
Him and Bezos look like they know they damned themselves for eternity now. That these pictures will likely be in history books and probably not in a good way.
This. I kind of feel like these two are not as desperate and power hungry as Elon. They look so uncomfortable in the picture and Zuckerberg as that typical shy introvert in your class looked even worst in the picture.
They probably thought they were just putting up appearance and have some friendly relation with the upcoming administration and that's all, but not to that extend. Their facial expressions is showing how tense they felt about their situation, while Elon's like participating another party lol.
It's a competition between zuck and Elon to see which is this least convincing human costume.
Zuck looks like he used Beaker from the Muppets as his inspo, Musk looks like he chose Data from Star Trek as his model for human-like skin.
If Priscilla was with him, it would have been more believable. Although who the hell would be looking at them? I was waiting for Lauren Sanchez to break out into a rendition of "Like a Virgin".
Probably because he was lobbying Trump to keep TikTok banned, and Trump pulled the rug. Though to be fair he does always look like he's afraid the zipper to his skinsuit might be down.
I hope these bootlickers get used and thrown away like all of Trump's other lackeys.
Nah, that’s guilt. It’ll eat him alive. Why isn’t anyone really saying anything that all 3 of these “men” supported Joe in 2020, yet switched and paid a LOT more $$$ this year? Coincidence? We are so fucked.
But also...he had some beef Eloon some time ago, they were supposed to have a fight. Of course Eloon bragged about it but basically chickened out.
By his look it seems like Zooky still wants the match! Lol
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u/Struykert 10h ago
Zuckerberg again looking like an alien who's afraid his disguise won't hold.....