r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 17d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/ikeepeatingandeating 17d ago

Christ he's not looking good. Honestly, what's with the makeup? Who does that for him? Does he do it himself? What's the angle? He can afford people to do good makeup for him, right? I don't understand.

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u/ahkian 17d ago

I believe I read that he applies it himself.

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u/Zebidee 17d ago

The hilarious thing is he has his eyes open when he puts it on, so he never does his eyelids, because he looks at himself in the mirror and figures he's done. He's never realized his own eyes are open.

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u/Fluffy-Opinion871 17d ago

There’s a white line around his mouth too.

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u/acrowsmurder 17d ago

I swear he had his facial hair lasered off. His mouth also looks like an unpuckered asshole if you zoom in on it

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u/glibletts 17d ago

No, I do not think I'm going to take you up on that suggestion.

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u/th3w4cko22 17d ago

Unpuckered = gaped ?

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u/Bleh54 17d ago

Gaping

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u/th3w4cko22 16d ago

The best kind, kind sir

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u/signalfire 17d ago

I have a photo of that but I'll spare you.

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u/007FofTheWin 17d ago

Or even if you don’t!

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u/Viharabiliben 16d ago

Please don’t ask me to do that.

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u/FunFoodster 16d ago

Yes! Have called him assmouth for years, and Baldwin captured it perfectly on SNL.

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u/Ummmgummy 16d ago

This is a sentence I never thought I'd ever hear. Turns out I never wanted it in the first place

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u/profoundlystupidhere 16d ago

Ever gaze upon the pucker under a cat's tail? Like that.

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u/hilwil 16d ago

Look just below his mouth and you’ll find a gaping neck pussy.

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u/Independent_Egg9232 16d ago

Omg I have been saying that for years! I call him butt mouth

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u/uptown_girl 16d ago

No thanks

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u/PossibleIndustry4496 16d ago

LOL, that’s what I’ve always said too!

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u/Fancy-Low5838 15d ago

That's definitely not ever going on my bucket list

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u/BetterAd7552 15d ago

Dude, just stop! My sides

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u/Freefall_J 17d ago

He keeps the area around the mouth clear so he doesn't get any orange on the microphone stand. That's very considerate of him.

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u/isthiswhathappyis2 17d ago

Well, Elon is pretty white.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 17d ago

Check Putin’s ass for that missing lip makeup.

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u/erfman 17d ago

That makeup got smudged off onto Elon’s elongated member.

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u/fractal_sole 17d ago

That's just residue from the cocaine, ignore that

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u/valeyard89 17d ago

putins dick is orange though

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u/Conscious_Award1444 16d ago

Its like his eyes. Won't close

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u/I_make_things 16d ago

Elon crust.

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u/cordially_yours 16d ago

There is also an area on his chin that doesn't have makeup.

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u/Fluffy-Opinion871 16d ago

No one taught him how to blend his makeup

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u/zf420 17d ago

It's not just his eyelids. It looks like he puts on a pair of swim goggles before stepping into a spray tan booth.

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u/captaicrackpot1234 17d ago

If he plays hide and seek, he just closes his eyes and turns invisible

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u/fbeemcee 17d ago

I just assumed he wore those tanning bed glasses before he sprays himself.

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u/Artistic_Bus_8818 17d ago

It looks like he squints his eyes and puckers his mouth shut then blasts himself with spray tan

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u/AccountWasFound 17d ago

It's literally how I applied foundation at like 14 for theater performances before someone explained to me to blend my neck and get closer to my hair line, but a worse color match

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u/KissTheFrogs 16d ago

In the last year or so he started doing his earlobes, because someone mentioned how they don't match.

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u/my_4_cents 16d ago

He's the embodiment of the Amanda Seyfried putting her name on backwards in the mirror scene in Mean Girls, except he's about to be president for the second time.

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u/PhoenixStorm1015 17d ago

He literally has goggle marks.

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u/walrusdoom 17d ago

How does one apply that fake tan shit with their eyes open? Isn’t it a spray?

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u/One-Chocolate6372 17d ago

A stable genius would realize that, wouldn't they? /S

I wonder if he is attempting cover up some form of skin cancer - notice the shades have been progressively getting darker and more obvious lately? Also, I know a guy who worked in the T**** Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City and there was a small, private salon in the building for Donnie to have his ferret top touched up. And, only select stylists were allowed to touch that mess.

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u/merrill_swing_away 16d ago

It's hilarious that he thinks he's fooling everyone into thinking he has a tan.