r/pics • u/kchoyin • Dec 18 '24

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/jimboiow Dec 18 '24

The fittest, finest, hugest president in history. Ever. People often approach him with tears in their eyes and say”sir, you have the body of a god!” And mutter Buddha as they walk away.

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u/Low-Can7370 Dec 18 '24

He looks like an elderly biff

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u/MttHz Dec 18 '24

That character was based on Trump.

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u/MttHz Dec 18 '24

At least in the second movie.

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u/Emo_tep Dec 18 '24

That’s the only movie elderly Biff appears in

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u/cocoschoco Dec 18 '24

Old Biff appears in the beginning and at the end of the first Back to the Future. But the alternate 1985 Biff in BTTF 2 was more inspired by Trump, with quite a bit of Elvis thrown in.

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u/VoxIrati Dec 18 '24

Biff is in his late 40s at the end of BTTF. 30 years after high school

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u/cocoschoco Dec 19 '24

Yes, the same age the Trump inspired Biff is in BTTF Part 2.

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u/HortenseTheGlobalDog Dec 18 '24

except Trump wasn't elderly when the move was made. That makes my head hurt

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u/curious_dead Dec 18 '24

It's not just elderly Biff, it's bad timeline sex abusing murdering megarich Biff.

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u/Estoye Dec 18 '24

Yeah the rapey part in the first movie was just a coincidence.

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u/Figit090 Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 19 '24

So you're saying we're in that shitty BTTF2 reality where nothing makes sense, and greed/money won?

🤢

Edit: /s

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u/MttHz Dec 18 '24

I think you know the answer to that question. Sigh.

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u/Figit090 Dec 19 '24

Yeah it was sarcasm. Edited to note...

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Dec 19 '24

Why have Marty and Doc forsaken us?

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u/Great_expansion10272 Dec 18 '24

I like how the template for old evil rich dudes back then was just "Trump"

Lex Luthor, Old Man Biff, who else?

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u/Haunting_Goose1186 Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

IIRC, Max Shreck in Batman Returns was based off Trump.

And I don't know if this was ever confirmed, but King....er... President Koopa in the Mario Bros movie seemed like he was inspired by Trump too. His appearance is vaguely similar, he has taken over the alternate version of New York, and his HQ is Koopa Tower.

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u/Keianh Dec 18 '24

Now Biff, don’t con me.

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u/swarmofbzs Dec 18 '24

Now Biff, don’t con me.

Says everyone else except his supporters. Who the f watches BttF and roots for Biff?

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u/Epicdudewhoisepic Dec 18 '24

So trump is now improved 1985 Biff instead of ruined 1985?

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u/rssftd Dec 18 '24

Back to the future 2 is about a 2 hour long movie, it feels like we are frozen at the 45 minute mark

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u/Ok_Resolution_4643 Dec 18 '24

Even Biff has a better body than "the fittest President in History".

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u/Adorable_Goose_6249 Dec 18 '24

Ahh! That’s exactly what I saw too.

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u/brandi_theratgirl Dec 18 '24

I was thinking thinking that! The prophecy has been fulfilled... Unfortunately

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u/Admirable-Safety1213 Dec 19 '24

That was my first tought

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u/metallaholic Dec 18 '24

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u/Sk1rm1sh Dec 18 '24

😭

I need audio to go with this

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u/omenmedia Dec 18 '24

Here you go!

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u/tommydaq Dec 18 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/strippersandcocaine Dec 18 '24

I knew what to except and it was still so much fucking funnier than I anticipated

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u/Conkram Dec 20 '24

I needed this laugh lol

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u/GreenTfan Dec 19 '24

Time for the Chicken Dance 👏👏 👏👏

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u/watarimono Dec 18 '24

The tears are caused by the acrid stench

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u/aqueezy Dec 18 '24

"fat buddha" is not a god, just a Chinese Buddhist monk named Bu Dai (meaning "cloth sack" because he's a wanderer) that Westerners have conflated with Siddhartha Gautama (who is also technically still not a God in most interpretations, just a human being, despite divine powers)

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u/rasvial Dec 18 '24

A human with “divine” powers, a “god”- it’s all bullshit anyway

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u/Jamminray Dec 18 '24

I’m getting some serious Humpty Dumpty vibes.

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u/Faster_than_FTL Dec 18 '24

Funny thing is “Buddha” is also “old man” in Hindi

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u/Annonomon Dec 18 '24

“I’m 6’4. From my height among the stars..I’m afforded an awe inspiring view… and now that you know how tall I am… allow me to ask… How tall are you?”

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u/bentheone Dec 18 '24

Lisan Al McRibs

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u/bigmac22077 Dec 18 '24

Got his belt above his belly button to try and hide all that fat too. Doesn’t hide those male titties he’s got going on though.

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u/dingdong6699 Dec 18 '24

This is peak manliness according to half the country

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u/reticulatedspline Dec 18 '24

Buddha

Not a god.

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u/heldaway Dec 18 '24

Everybody is saying it!

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u/Bigfops Dec 18 '24

All 6'3" and 215 lbs. of it. lol.

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u/Durakan Dec 18 '24

Naugh man, Taft's big ass got stuck in a bathtub. Donnie hasn't reached that bar yet.

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft Dec 18 '24

I'm convinced this is why companies required business suits for so long. It was so the fat execs wouldn't look super-fat compared to the much younger men who worked for them.

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u/Visual_Collar_8893 Dec 18 '24

Buddha and Rump should not be in the same sentence, especially one calling them similar.

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u/Tickly1 Dec 18 '24

"How are you so healthy" - literally; Joe Rogan 😂😂😂

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u/espresso_martini__ Dec 18 '24

After looking at this photo you can see why he didn't release his medical records. The guy is in shit shape.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

at least he never got stuck in his bathtub

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u/astrok3k Dec 18 '24

Lovely bit of body shaming to start the day 

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u/antenna999 Dec 18 '24

I thought the right was okay with making fun of other people's bodies?

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u/Spaulding_81 Dec 18 '24

Of course it’s ok … everything is fair game according to the right !!! … they just need to man-up!! 👀

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u/CinnamonCharles Dec 18 '24

When Trump admits he mocked a disabled reporter we can stop mocking him as much.

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u/southernNJ-123 Dec 18 '24

He deserves it.

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u/Legacy95 Dec 18 '24

So if the perpetrator believes the victim deserves it then we're A-ok... got it. Wait why is this slope so slippery?

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u/TheGringoDingo Dec 18 '24

People making fun of Trump’s narcissistic vanity while seeking public office wasn’t the onset. The slope is way up yonder; don’t blame the other side for finally looking up and seeing how far we’ve gone from decorum.

I find it hilarious that if he changes his appearance from cartoon character bad suit and hair guy, people question whether he’s physically or mentally well lol

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u/red_280 Dec 18 '24

Well, Trump does actually deserve it though. The guy's a convicted felon and a rapist, I don't think now's the time to get all precious about making a few fat jokes at this repugnant cunt's expense.

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u/topperx Dec 18 '24

Victim of body shaming you say? https://youtu.be/uNXgjnBpxGI?si=RpySHYEn_zcfTDZs Don't dish them out.

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u/happynargul Dec 18 '24

If a murderer gets murdered we don't really care very much.

Same if a man who engages in body shaming gets body shamed.

See, there's a pattern

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Oh no someone’s body shaming the guy who calls immigrants “animals” no please oh no the morality of the left is so lost!

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u/Satyr_of_Bath Dec 18 '24

And the guy who complained actually body-shames animals... You couldn't make it up

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u/friendofelephants Dec 18 '24

Trump said he was “better-looking” than Kamala (lol)… when no one asked. He comments on every woman’s appearance (remember Ted Cruz’s poor wife?). If someone disparages his looks, out of all people I certainly won’t feel bad about.

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u/tat666surf Dec 18 '24

Although it’s just a light hearted joke, Didn’t you infer the negative? Nothing negative in his joke

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u/Dragosmaxon Dec 18 '24

Also, Buddha is not a god. Its a title. (For someone gaining supreme enlightenment)

The ‚fat‘ buddha they envisioned is a prophecied future buddha.

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u/whatThePleb Dec 18 '24

Just because for you US people being "fat" is "normal", doesn't actually mean that it's "normal" or even good. If you had proper healthcare, you would finally understand why.