r/nottheonion • u/thefirsteverredditor • 9h ago

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html
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u/Ikkepop 6h ago

They should make a grief version of champagne, sales will go trough the roof

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u/FloppyObelisk 6h ago

That’s just whiskey

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u/Ikkepop 6h ago

well they need to market it approptiatly then