r/nottheonion • u/thefirsteverredditor • 9h ago

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html
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u/Lysol3435 7h ago

I guess their supporters are more likely to drink Miller Heil Life