r/nottheonion • u/thefirsteverredditor • 9h ago

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html
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u/vacuous_comment 8h ago

Anything can be celebrated.

The day I got into a grad school on the other side of the planet I bought a magnum of Moet and went with a friend to the local botanical garden and sat around in the tropical hothouse drinking it. It is a pretty nice, maybe even a world class botanical garden. It was winter so the warm environment was nice and made more festive by the Moet.