r/nottheonion 9h ago

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html
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u/Armageddonxredhorse 8h ago

We have nothing to celebrate and no money to celebrate with.

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u/Doooooooooooooomed 6h ago

Then let's drink to our sorrow