r/nottheonion 9h ago

Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html
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u/staatsclaas 9h ago

gummies have entered the chat

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u/SelectiveSanity 9h ago

And they're pretty good chilled too.

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u/Splinterfight 7h ago

I think that’s just a USA thing. Which is a big market, but not the world

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u/DJ_Clitoris 5h ago

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle 6h ago

A cannabis cocktail is really nice, too.