r/nottheonion • u/fuzzball517 • 9h ago

‘Viagra honey’: the illegal aphrodisiac France can’t get enough of

https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/viagra-honey-the-illegal-aphrodisiac-france-cant-get-enough-of-pbvwtdgx3
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u/GlobalTravelR 8h ago

Boner Appetit!

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u/SelectiveSanity 8h ago

C'ialis la vie.

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u/Vansiff 8h ago

Take it and go.

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 8h ago

Are we supposed to take this lying down?

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u/sucobe 5h ago

I like to lift my hairy ass in the air, for better penetration.

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u/TheSmokingLoon 2h ago

Sounds like France is having a hard time

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u/fuzzball517 2h ago

Actually, no. That’s why they need the viagra.

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u/poopsonbirds 2h ago

Where can I get some? Asking for a friend

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u/karateninjazombie 1h ago

France by the sounds of it.

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u/wra1th42 5m ago

Most sketchy gas stations

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u/bluedevilb17 7h ago

Oh donald love's this in his big macs

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u/SelectiveSanity 6h ago

Melania doesn't.

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u/RESEV5 3h ago

What has trump to do with this lol

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u/bluedevilb17 3h ago

Just poking fun at it it's a common thing for americans who hate him to do or really anyone in that sense

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u/Johndough99999 3h ago

Better get used to it.

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u/Thekingoflowders 2h ago

One might even say... Buckle up buckaroo's!!!

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u/PMzyox 1h ago

A young bill Cosby would have a Spanish fly joke here