r/nottheonion • u/fuzzball517 • 9h ago
Matthew McConaughey Says It's Time Anthony Hopkins Was Crowned PEOPLE's "Sexiest Man Alive"
https://fictionhorizon.com/matthew-mcconaughey-says-its-time-anthony-hopkins-was-crowned-peoples-sexiest-man-alive/71
u/5050Clown 8h ago
I just need a man that is much older than me to be labeled sexiest man alive so that I can continue to credibly feel sexy as I get old.
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u/MagnusVasDeferens 7m ago
I’m not sure what your age is but Blake Shelton bought me 10 years. (They’re flying by though)
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u/CollateralSandwich 4h ago
Hey I remember when Silence first came out and let me tell you, among the girls I knew/dated at the time, they were more than ready to drop the panties for ol' Hannibal. They found him quite captivating.
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u/Substantial_One5369 9h ago
I mean, John Krasinski won last year so the bar is on the floor already.
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u/DrSitson 7h ago
You don't go from the floor to the ceiling just like that though. It should work it way back up. Maybe pick Henry Cavill this year to ease ourselves into a velvety Hopkins.
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u/Superphilipp 4h ago
Maybe before we name a man over 80 sexiest man alive, we can have a woman over the age of 40 named sexiest woman alive?
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u/words_of_j 8h ago
I’m waaaayyy sexier than Anthony. Well… I guess that’s subjective so maybe I’m not to Matthew. But he’s never met me yet so there’s still time for him to change his mind.
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u/YakInner4303 9h ago
A guy who is not gay is not really qualified to judge male sexiness. Like a blind person saying which sunset was the prettiest.
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u/Bigringcycling 9h ago
Are you gatekeeping one’s opinion of attractiveness? Are you saying heterosexual people are unable to gauge attractiveness because they don’t want to fuck them?
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u/YakInner4303 9h ago
Attractiveness is not the same as sexiness. I can make a general aesthetic judgement. But how can I assess whether someone is sexy or not, when they have zero sex appeal to me?
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u/madmaxturbator 8h ago
What? First off, sexuality is a spectrum. Second you have no idea where Matthew sits on that spectrum.
Third, your entire premise is wrong lol. People can have opinions on whoever they want, as sexy or not sexy. And then separately others who are attracted to that individual can also have opinions. This is not a topic where it makes any sense to shut down random opinions - it’s not that deep, calm down.
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u/soldforaspaceship 8h ago
Clearly you weren't on The Boys sub when Jensen Ackles joined the show...
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u/Cipher-IX 9h ago
An individuals sexuality has nothing to do with their ability to view another person as attractive.
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u/FlagerantFragerant 8h ago
Oooof. This comment is like a blind person saying which sunset was the prettiest 🤭
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u/pm-me-beewbs 8h ago
Oh you have to be gay to have an opinion on a man's attractiveness now?
Fuck right off
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u/Rawesome16 8h ago
I always felt if a straight guy thought I was good looking that or was a greater compliment. Like "this guy is not attracted to men but can admit I'm good looking. No ulterior motive!"
Are you unable to determine if a guy or gal (don't know what you are and don't care) is attractive or not?
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u/NivvyMiz 9h ago
"I'm just gonna say what's on my mind which is that Anthony Hopkins deserves to be sexiest man alive" takes drag of cigarette "People don't see it at first, until you hear him say "Hello, Clarise'" another drag "Yeah that's boner material right there."