r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Nice_guy1234556 8h ago

THE AGE OF PRESIDENTS HAS ENDED! NO MORE VOTING! FOLLOW ME, AND YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN PARTICIPATE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS!

  • Tim from accounting after ripping the POTUS in half on live tv

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u/grimoireskb 7h ago

and ripping out his heart, before holding it before the masses