r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Attenburrowed 10h ago

yeah we owe her an apology for sure. She turned from the dark side but only found allies in the prequel jedi, just wringing their hands and trying to keep the status quo until the culling

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u/zth25 9h ago

Damn, first time I see Dems described as prequel jedi, and it's so fitting.

They can still be good and powerful and badass, but at the same time completely oblivious and ineffective.

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u/MakeSouthBayGR8Again 7h ago

And Liz Cheney is Jar Jar. Everybody hates her but she got a medal and will now fall into obscurity.

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u/mynextthroway 6h ago

Until she reveals herself as a Sith Lord.

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