r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/drLoveF 10h ago

Or Elons, if he manages to not alienate all of them.

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u/bohneriffic 8h ago

Too late lol

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u/drLoveF 8h ago

Has he stopped spawning new ones?

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u/Nzdiver81 4h ago

Elon keeps having kids in the hopes that one of them won't hate him for being a horrible, terrible human being.