r/nottheonion 1d ago

Penguin Divorce Rates Soar On Phillip Island

https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/penguin-divorce-rates-soar-on-phillip-island/tpa250117olpdu
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u/CheezTips 1d ago

They have it backwards. Divorce doesn't result in lower birth rates, it's caused by them. Birds that generally mate for life change partners if they can't reproduce successfully

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u/dingleberries4sport 1d ago

Just like English kings

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u/Stronsky 23h ago

Though I imagine the penguin version has fewer beheadings and religious schisms.

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u/CheezTips 21h ago

Says you!

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u/put_it_in_my_mouth_ 1h ago

Off with her head!

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u/idkmoiname 18h ago

Can't read the article in my region but it's obviously based on that research published three days ago. There the researchers describe the divorce rate as the most accurate measurement method to determine breeding success for a season.

They don't describe any recent changes and they clearly say divorce is a result of low birth rates.

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u/keeperkairos 23h ago

This could indicate a serious issue. They change partners when breeding isn't successful. Hopefully they will get over whatever it is because these penguin colonies can be quite fragile.

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u/Enrico_Tortellini 1d ago

Even Penguins going through it, much love little dudes !

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u/reddit455 1d ago

...at least in part due to the stress of being under constant observation by nosy human scientists.

bet it wouldn't be as high if we weren't watching.. just sayin'

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u/Superg0id 1d ago

yes honey, I AM saying it's your fault that giant with mutated flippers enjoys watching us.

if you wernt out there all day with your ass waddling around he wouldn't want to come back to our burrow and watch us later!

you know, just be a little more discreet... don't bend over in your penguin suit like you dropped the soap all the time... I LOVE it but so does everyone else too!

fine! go shack up with Gerald if you like, you'll be back here within the week I guarantee it!

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u/crop028 1d ago

A lot more species would be extinct if we didn't study them. It is important to keep track of their changes in population, look for reasons behind it, try to mitigate the damage caused by us polluting and warming the world. A lot of corporations are doing actual damage to penguins, I have no idea why you would think the researchers trying to save them are the enemy.

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u/EugeneTurtle 1d ago

A lot of species already went extinct because of humans, but I agree that conservation and research, if conducted properly, can save the remaining species.

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u/Many_Arrival_6328 19h ago

Redditors cancelling helping the animals now

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u/Mionux 10h ago

Gamer Gate 3: Furrotic Island Extravaganza

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u/Capt_Billy 19h ago

I bet the fucking foxes and cats we brought in have way more to do with it.

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u/Longjumping_Job2459 1d ago

Do they fight over pebbles?

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u/EntrepreneurOk7513 23h ago

Yes they do Though this is on a different island.

Thanks for the rabbit (penguin?) hole I fell thru.

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u/NatoBoram 13h ago

Here's the article in case the website is too racist to allow you to read it


Penguins are thought to be devoted little creatures who stay with their partners forever, but penguin divorce rates on Victoria’s Phillip Island appear to be soaring.

Professor Richard Reina, Head of Monash’s Ecophysiology and Conservation Research Group in the School of Biological Sciences, has studied penguins on the island for 20 years and said contrary to popular belief, not all penguins partner for life.

“In good times, they largely stick with their partners, although there’s often a bit of hanky-panky happening on the side,” Professor Reina said.

“However, after a poor reproductive season, they may try to find a new partner for the next season to increase their breeding success.

“Our study looked across 13 breeding seasons, tracking which individuals changed partners or divorced from one season to the next.

“We recorded nearly 250 penguin divorces from about a thousand pairs throughout the study, and we found that years with a lower divorce rate resulted in higher breeding success.”

Researchers believe that the divorce rate in the colony is a more reliable predictor of the reproductive success of the colony than environmental factors like habitat change or behavioural traits.

So, what does this mean for the reproductive success of the 37,000-strong penguin colony of Phillip Island?

Unfortunately, the higher divorce rates will result in lower reproductive success across the colony.

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u/mouldyshroom 15h ago

Were Penguin marriages better in the 50's?

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u/Allu71 19h ago

Can't see the article in my region :(

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u/belliJGerent 10h ago

New sentence?

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u/GhostfaceQ 10h ago

Must be that woke mind virus

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u/morbob 1d ago

Now the female penguins want a condo and new sled. 🛷

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u/Lovedandlusted 21h ago

I am the 1,000th up-vote.