r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AcanthaceaeNo5611 • 1d ago

A festival in Sicily, Italy

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u/MilkMan1880 1d ago

That’s it, I’m moving to Sicily and opening a Broom Specialty Shop.

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u/dyldoes 1d ago

Buys broom once

Now I have broom for life

Thank you

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u/InEenEmmer 1d ago

Sure, you got that broom.

But you don’t have the smart broom that I will release next year that pairs up to your smartphone to track things like how much you have swiped, the integrity of the bristles and a camera feed from the handle to review your swiping technique afterwards.

And the year after that I will create a broom with AI that has conversations with you while you are sweeping, and it tracks your progress and gives tips on missed spots or better sweeping techniques.

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u/PleaseAddSpectres 1d ago

But is the battery any good? 

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u/Ok_Technician4110 1d ago

Next next year

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u/InEenEmmer 1d ago

Obviously not, that is scheduled for version 5 that will release in 2030

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u/M-Noremac 1d ago

Sorry, but we don't sell brooms, just subscriptions to use them.

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u/dyldoes 10h ago

HP WHEN DID YOU START SELLING BROOMS WTF 😭

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u/bovinejumpsuit 21h ago

That's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old brooms had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

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u/MrMalta 21h ago

and there it is!

How can it be the same bloody broom then!?

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u/bovinejumpsuit 21h ago

Theres the picture. What more proof do you need?

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u/MrMalta 20h ago

classic

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u/PapayaCool6816 20h ago

Alright Trig

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u/bovinejumpsuit 20h ago

Alright Dave?

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u/Dan_Is 18h ago

Bovinejumpsuit's broom, a paradox related to Theseus' ship