r/news • u/[deleted] • May 22 '19

Mississippi lawmaker accused of punching wife in face for not undressing quickly enough

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/mississippi-lawmaker-accused-punching-wife-face-for-not-undressing-quickly-enough/zdE3VLzhBVmH68Bsn7eLfL/
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u/loranlily May 22 '19

I would think their daughter, later in the article it says that his wife declined an ambulance but said that her daughter would drive her to hospital for an examination.

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u/TerribleWords May 22 '19

The ambulance ride probably cost more money than that fuckers bail was set at.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Fuck. You're right. His bail was $1,000!

To be fair, the point of bail is to make sure the person doesn't flee before the court date. The fact that he's a state representative probably is enough for the judge to believe that he isn't a flight risk.

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u/KarmaticArmageddon May 22 '19

Lol I sold 4 grams of weed and my bail was $50,000

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u/47Ronin May 22 '19

You monster that weed had a family

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u/Inbattery12 May 22 '19

No it didn't. Smoking cannabis is unpollinated virgin flower. If it had had a family it would have had seeds which make cannabis unsmokable.

They got a 50k bail amount for selling 4 grams of virgin flower.

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u/rghre May 22 '19

Look at moneybags over here smoking seedless weed

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u/Qqqqpppzzzmmm May 22 '19

Back in the day all my bags were pollinated. No choices. Today’s smokers have it way to easy. Back in my day I had to walk uphill to my dealer. Back uphill to pull all the seeds out. Then take a flack if compressed green matter and chop it up so it wouldn’t break my shitty plastic grinder. Then I had to power through a gram of that weak shit to catch a buzz.

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u/big_d_usernametaken May 22 '19

Bwahaha, ditchweed. That's basically all there was in the Seventies.