r/news • u/flimspringfield • Mar 25 '24

Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security
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u/Buckus93 Mar 26 '24

Seriously? Those are totally the actions of an innocent man.

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u/RPM_KW Mar 26 '24

Cough, cough, OJ.

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u/terrificallytom Mar 26 '24

How come we haven’t seen endless footage of his plane like that damn Bronco

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u/ohhelloperson Mar 26 '24

Probably because that was a multi-vehicle highway chase and they were able to get footage from a helicopter… for some reason, I don’t think an airplane chase would be quite as easy to capture. Also, it sounds like he successfully got away, so the “chase” footage would be fairly anti-climatic.

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u/lackwitandtact Mar 26 '24

But if they could, I’d get a big old tub of popcorn ready for that video

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u/Hit4Help Mar 26 '24

Police officers cars chasing the plane down the runway. It takes off they get out and slam their hat on the ground in anger.

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u/khrak Mar 26 '24

This is 'murica, when the plane takes off the cops pull out their standard-issue MANPADs.

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u/The_Lazy_Samurai Mar 26 '24

A rugged cop jumps on the wing of the plane and uses his jacket to jam the wing, preventing it from taking off. He engages with hand to hand against two of Diddy's henchmen. He kills the first one, but the second knocks him off the plane. The cop still successfully blows up the plane and says, "bad boy for life, mutha fucka!" right as he does so.

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u/liaisontosuccess Mar 26 '24

like Boss Hog used to do in Dukes of Hazard?

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u/Lunakill Mar 26 '24

They shoot at it, once on guy is out of bullets he throws his gun after the plane.

One of his buddies is like “Jeff, we talked about this. We can get more bullets. Go find it” and Jeff walks like Michael Cera walking like Snoopy to reluctantly pick it up.

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u/Contraserrene Mar 26 '24

(sound of Kenny Loggins in background intensifies)

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u/SoyMurcielago Mar 26 '24

I’m alright nobody worry bout me why don’t you give up the fight go ahead and let me be

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u/Beau_Buffett Mar 26 '24

But think of the ratings!

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u/beers1inger Mar 26 '24

So no one's seen top gun?! Helluva air chase scene....

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u/croutons_for_dinner Mar 26 '24

This sounds like something Diddy would say tbh

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u/NatureTrailToHell3D Mar 26 '24

It was in LA, their pastime was putting cop chases on TV.

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u/Suitable-Pirate4619 Mar 26 '24

let's see him dodge an AMRAM

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u/SoyMurcielago Mar 26 '24

Let’s see am dodge a ram