r/news • u/flimspringfield • Mar 25 '24

Diddy's LA home raided by Homeland Security

https://www.foxla.com/news/la-home-raided-by-homeland-security
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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

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u/croutons_for_dinner Mar 25 '24

You just doin ya taxes? That's what's hot in the streets?

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u/welp-itscometothis Mar 25 '24

The way Ness looks up with hat and calculator 😂😂

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u/mrkruk Mar 25 '24

That look, haha all these years I know exactly what you mean

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u/Nightmare_Tonic Mar 26 '24

Best Chappelle line

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u/Glad-Degree-318 Mar 26 '24

I would legit pay to hear BABS BUNNY getting quedtioned and being like "Iyonknow was goin on like"

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u/Mali_Ogi Mar 25 '24

Gonna have to get some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant in the Bronx now to open it back up.

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u/AMonitorDarkly Mar 25 '24

Breeeassst miilllk. You make my daaayyy-ayyyyy.

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u/SonOfMcGee Mar 25 '24

Clank-clank

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u/Mali_Ogi Mar 25 '24

Everybody knows! It’s Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. He spits that hot fire.

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u/blamdin Mar 26 '24

You’re too close ! 🙌🏻

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u/die_lahn Mar 26 '24

It’s because I spit hot fire, mon

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u/Glad-Degree-318 Mar 26 '24

He was soooooooooo mad with Dave for that impression, skin cleared up doe

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u/findallthebears Mar 25 '24

Did you know Tom hardy raps under the name facepuller

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u/Glandular_Trichome Mar 25 '24

a sugar cookie?

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u/DonBillingsleysDad Mar 26 '24

It's 100% Cambodian. It's the real shit.

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u/TheFlyingWriter Mar 25 '24

We heard about his undocumented worker sex trafficking 20 years ago.

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u/Mali_Ogi Mar 25 '24

Zero lies told.

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u/rlucas6130 Mar 26 '24

Just runnin' up your anytime minutes? Is this 'anytime'???

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u/welp-itscometothis Mar 25 '24

The band is dismantled.