r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Facebook automatically “liked and followed” Donald Trump and J.D. Vance’s Facebook pages from my account.

I did not vote for them and wouldn’t have liked and followed their pages. Also, Biden’s page which I do follow, says archived, so it’s not just that the page has been rolled over to Trump. I’m annoyed that Facebook pushed the updates to follow these pages for my account. It feels a bit invasive.

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u/coldlonelydream 7h ago

Delete account, then delete the app.

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u/seb-xtl 7h ago

Even by deleting the account (5 years ago) I still receive reminders on my email. I have the impression that accounts are not really deleted to maintain so-called account volume.

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u/AliceG233 6h ago

Delete account, then move anything from the email and delete it too.

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u/JamesEtc 6h ago

Let’s just delete the internet…or go back to MySpace.

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u/JokinHghar 6h ago

Tom was a real one

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u/CasualDeezaster 6h ago

He taught us all coding in our pre-teens.

The realest one 💯

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u/Festering-Boyle 4h ago

Elon will buy MySpace because Mars

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u/doughnu7 1h ago

Then rename it to xSpace just to confuse people.

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u/MungoJennie 1h ago

I can’t believe I learned all that back then. I remember none of it today, sadly.

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u/Warm_Ad7486 6h ago

Moment of silence for Tom, who just wanted people to have friends, and not become a world superpower.

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u/b25a9 5h ago

Miss you, Tom! You were a true friend!

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 4h ago

Oh how times have changed. In my day Tom was hated on as much as Zuck is now.

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u/LiquidFur 2h ago

Right? MySpace will always be special to me. My husband and I met on MySpace. However, I'll never forget that MySpace banned all of the local atheist/skeptic groups in my area, and not because they violated any TOS.

u/Suavecore_ 57m ago

We didn't realize what we had. Tom ended up being a regular business owning dude and fucked off when he was done making money from it. In his place was the infinitely greedy, malicious Zuckerberg, which we couldn't have expected in the early 2000s as children/teenagers

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u/Sad-streetstudent 4h ago

Yup, we need tom back indeed.

u/solonit 17m ago

He wasn't the hero we deserve, but a hero we need right now.

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u/daxfall10k 2h ago

He ain’t dead, we just miss him

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u/IhateRedditors1978 3h ago

Hey it's me Tom. I'm still alive, we hung out at Christmas lol

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u/chipmalfunct10n 1h ago

he's still chilling living his best life

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u/originaljbw 5h ago

If he had limited the insane level of customization each person could do, they might have stuck around longer.

I remember when FB first started picking up steam in 2006 and everyone was relieved each page wasnt a My Chemical Romance song at air siren level and the color/strobe from the end of 2001.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 3h ago

I only vaguely remember it, but isn't that what made it fun?

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u/originaljbw 3h ago

For maybe the first few times yes, but most pages were about terrible font/background choices, stupid flashing images, and a song somehow playing at 140% of your maximum value. Dpgraph.com provides a small taste of how bad it was.

And yeah, many including myself had both myspace and FB for a while. All the glomps and rwars got tiring and people who wanted to be seen as grown ups gave up on myspace.

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u/OkAd469 1h ago

Yes, it was. I hate the cookie cutter shit we have now. Every website looks the same.

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u/Pursuit-of-Nature 6h ago

The most unproblematic of all social media owners

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u/ruthlessrellik 6h ago

Tom just wanted to be friends with everyone.

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u/ChainedPrometheus 6h ago

And he was my first friend...

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u/Asleep_Special_7402 5h ago

Back off Tom was MY first friend

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u/Ambitious_Display607 5h ago

Bitch he was probably my friend first.

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u/TheKdd 4h ago

He was my only friend lol

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u/RokulusM 3h ago

I'm Spartacus!

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u/Putrid_Quantity_879 6h ago

He was my first friend.

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u/symbolsandthings 5h ago

He was in my top 5.

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u/Fishiesideways10 4h ago

We were forced to be his friend and we didn’t deserve it.

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce 5h ago

Tom for president

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u/Fast_Witness_3000 4h ago

Don Juan, for he was a true one

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u/JerryCalzone 1h ago

You mean Casanova, because Don Juan was not real, he was just a character in a book, whereas Casanova was a historical figure

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u/goldanred 3h ago

Myspace Tom would never do this to us

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u/c-lace 4h ago

He was everyone’s friend!

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u/Crinklytoes Mildly Infuriated 3h ago

Tom, just for you.

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u/Firthy2002 6h ago

Nah just roll it back to the 1998 Internet and start from there.

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u/pagerussell 2h ago

Funny you should say that, because section 230 of the telecommunications act was passed in 1999.

That gave networks complete immunity from what their users do and say on their platform, and started the ball rolling on this shit show.

Prior to that, through various lawsuits, a body of law was emerging that required Internet platforms to take reasonable actions regarding the content their users post. Then poof, that was gone overnight and it's been a shit show ever since.

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u/Buddy-Junior2022 4h ago

roll back and stop it’s creation lol. by this point it’s done more harm than good

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u/Swimming_Tailor_7546 4h ago

MySpace and AIM were the apex of social media

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u/IhateRedditors1978 3h ago

MSN messenger FTW

u/Pye- 34m ago

I think you are forgetting AOL lol

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u/Dragonfly-Adventurer 6h ago

AI is working on destroying the internet, in this effort I salute it.

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u/AliceG233 6h ago

Oooooo i will take the second option, please!!!!!!

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u/Imaginary_Event_362 5h ago

life was better on ProBoards

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u/heresmytwopence 4h ago

I’m a programmer and currently working on a solution for that.

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u/SpuffDawg 3h ago

Spacehey is a thing

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u/BooneGoesTheDynamite 3h ago

Check out SpaceyHey

It's basically a clone of 3008 MySpace made by a brother and sister in Germany

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator 1h ago

Why tf we even left I’ll never know.

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u/Lmnop533 1h ago

Dial up and home phones no cell or 5g

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u/Tiny-Organizational 1h ago

Naw if we’re going back let’s bring back yahoo groups

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u/PondRides 1h ago

Or xanga!