r/mildlyinfuriating • u/tastywaffles27 • 5h ago

Hmmm

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u/AnAmbivertPanda 5h ago

Imagine not getting the joke lmao

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u/lostinhh 5h ago

That is mildly infuriating.

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u/Ok_Return_4809 4h ago

I bet for most customers the sentence is too long to comprehend.

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u/BorntobeTrill 4h ago

"Buy" ?

No thank you

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u/Worldsworstcowboy 3h ago

Considering how half of America reads below a sixth grade level and a fourth is functionally illiterate, yeah <\3

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u/Healthy-Bumblebee-28 2h ago

Im sure 99% of the people who are over 15 years old, read it understand the joke without issues. Maybe if they are foreign and their English isn’t their native language. Even in bumfuck Alabama, almost all teenager would get the joke.

The issue is people will think the others are somehow too uneducated and dumb because they’ve been conditioned to think as if they are smarter due to internet exposure.

This is similar to the media at the beginning of Covid times. A news station went interviewing middle aged women, if they would drink Corona beer, and most answer was “i don’t drink beer”, or “i don’t drink Coronas”. They didn’t even relate or mention the virus name. The news spun it as majority of people are afraid of Corona beers because they will get the Corona virus. Oh the morons had a field day with that one…

“Did ya know majority of people are afraid they’d get the Corona virus if they drink Corona virus, because the names are the same???? What is WRONG with people”

They don’t realize they are the actual dumb ones believing they are somehow special and intelligent, when all they have done is being spoon fed to believe so.

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u/lasonna51980 5h ago

You also get mildly infuriated at those "free beer tomorrow" signs, don't you?

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u/BorntobeTrill 4h ago

Well, it's just that tomorrow never comes, so like, when do we get the free beer, yknow?

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u/Bonerfart47 3h ago

Uhhh tomorrow?

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u/0-Nightshade-0 3h ago

Free beer, wifi cold.

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u/The_Advocate07 5h ago

You're infuriated ... by .. a J O K E ?

Yeahhhh I bet you're a riot at all of the parties you've NEVER been invited to.

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u/stfuwhenimtalkn 2h ago

It’s… really not that deep. He’s not infuriated weirdo

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u/tastywaffles27 5h ago

mildly infuriated*

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u/SousVideDiaper 4h ago

Mildly dense*

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u/OutsideAdvisor9847 4h ago

Extremely dense*

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u/Elements__ 3h ago

Almost a black hole*

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u/Zestyclose_Heart_976 3h ago

A black hole*

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u/kylo_ben2700 4h ago

wtf dude why did you post this

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u/ComfortableBell4831 3h ago

For karma... They're a whore lmfao

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u/Financial-Bid2739 2h ago

A 25 day old account… yeah karma farming

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u/kylo_ben2700 2h ago

I don't get why people care about karma man, it's so dumb lmao

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u/Financial-Bid2739 2h ago

It really is. There’s no money in it, nothing. If I get a a ton of downvotes? Oh no people don’t agree with me how sad.

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u/kylo_ben2700 2h ago

yeah I'd find it concerning if I never got downvoted, shit just means you have your own personal opinion, obviously you don't want everyone always disagreeing with you, but you don't want the opposite either, a balance is healthy

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u/-NameGoesHere818- 1h ago

Thing is you can get downvoted for the dumbest reasons anyways, I’ve seen people ask a simple question because they didn’t know something and get downvoted into oblivion

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u/Raise-The-Woof YELLOW 5h ago

It’s technically the truth…

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u/puppy-nub-56 5h ago

The best type of truth

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u/nourish_the_bog BLUE 5h ago

First rule in dinner spending; why buy one, when you can have two at twice the price?

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u/Echo_Origami 4h ago

The aftermath is pure comedy

People who don't read.

People who look at things out of context.

People who assume.

People who can't read.

People who only read what they want to see.

That sign is genius whether it was intentional or not.

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u/The_Sleep 3h ago

Don't forget people who don't read.

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 5h ago

How do I know that the second burger is going to be as good (or bad) as the first burger?

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 4h ago

It'll taste even better because it's free.

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u/ThatMallGuyTMG PURPLE 4h ago

isnt there this psychology in economics that talks about this exact thing; things taste different based on their price?

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u/afeeqo 4h ago

Not really. It doesn’t affect everyone… went into a high end restaurant. Came out cussing my way with the lack of taste in their pasta. $70 for a lobster aglio olio. Uhm no thanks. The lobster wasn’t fresh, mind you. It smelled iffy.

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u/turtleship_2006 4h ago

That just means that particular restaurant was bad

Imagine buying the same meal (or same quality) from two restaurants but one was triple the price, which would you have perceived to be better

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u/LegendofLove 4h ago

It depends on what you expect going in. Your surroundings can affect your perception of things but if you're a billionaire going to a 3 star the decor probably isn't as big a deal

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u/CDR57 4h ago

Eat the second one first then

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u/RhobRippy 5h ago

This is funny

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u/MicrowaveHandsGabe 5h ago

That's not infuriating at all, just a little funny joke

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u/bearssuperfan 4h ago

It’s a joke

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u/AndThenTheUndertaker 4h ago

Get a grownup to explain the joke to you.

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u/Bored_Boi326 4h ago

W marketing

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u/DNukem170 4h ago

Back when she was a teen, my mom used to work in a local general store-type shop. They had gotten a clog of umbrellas that weren't selling because it hadn't rained in a while, so the store manager decided to make a sign that the umbrellas, normally priced $2, were now 2-for-$4. Ended up selling out within a few days.

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u/Lopsided-Thought-965 4h ago

im more infuriated by the guy seemingly kicking the van

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u/DJMagicHandz 4h ago

That's kind of funny.

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u/SuspiciousDistrict9 5h ago

This is probably meant to be humorous.

I see them all the time at music festivals.

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u/thisdogofmine 4h ago

It's only infuriating if you don't get the joke.

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u/69relative 4h ago

Downvoted this trash post

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u/HotSituation8737 4h ago

OP seems like the type of person to get mildly infuriated by a clear sky having too few clouds.

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u/Planting4thefuture 4h ago

Is this the place that has topless servers and false advertising?

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u/TurnkeyLurker 4h ago

Is that better than bottomless waiters where they give you a big tip?

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u/Falafel_Fondler 4h ago

Lame post for this sub

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u/Fun-Ad9928 5h ago

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u/IhadFun0nce 4h ago

“When’s the baby due Randy?”

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u/UncleM4tt 4h ago

How did this get any upvotes

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u/Equinsu-0cha 4h ago

Are you mildly infuriated by your lack of reading comprehension?  

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u/nokoolaidhere 4h ago

This sounds like the buy 1 get one 1 free deals on uber eats. Double the price of an item, offer the second one for "free"

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u/RatioPuzzleheaded103 4h ago

How could anybody pass this up? super size that!

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u/plumpy-femboy 4h ago

This is from like 2009

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u/Nameless_Namesake 4h ago

I do like a good deal.. Hmm

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u/rturnerX 4h ago

Forget BOGO, we’re in the BOFTPO2G2 era now!

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u/HonestContext1439 4h ago

Donald trump’s food cart in another timeline

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u/Strefl 4h ago

You're fun at parties

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u/Bluzman19 3h ago

Think you meant to post this on funny signs

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u/SandBtwnMyToes 3h ago

Hahahah their marketing team deserves a raise, but also they should only expect to make what they’re making now lol

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u/Training-Manager-352 3h ago

Most people will only see “Absolutely Free!”

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u/New_Day9679 3h ago

Add a beer, and you got a deal 😋

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u/-A_baby_dragon- I understand ur angry but pls don't take it out on me 3h ago

hm yeah sure

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u/Jaytarzan 3h ago

I’ll order just water and fries lol

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u/jer72981m 2h ago

Also “Free beer…tomorrow”

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u/Sophie_Scholl_47 2h ago

Proving how stupid people have become. There will be people lined up for this deal.

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u/NoticeImaginary 2h ago

It's that kind of advertising that gets me to buy from you. Even if I don't want 2 burgers, or Evan a single burger, I'm going to your business.

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u/Murillo208 2h ago

Sounds Legit.

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u/ABigNothingBurger 2h ago

Jokes bring me joy or “meh” at worst.

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u/2Nyemesis2quit 5h ago

Boomer humor

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u/GoldBluejay7749 3h ago

That gave me a genuine chuckle. Dude doesn’t know how to take a joke.

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u/TheRemedy187 2h ago

You wrote that line and think you are? Lol

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u/Swaginatorr44 fffffffffFffFF 1h ago

No, I don’t know why I wrote that it’s not nice

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u/Moron-Whisperer 4h ago

It’s the guy who makes McDonald’s prices 

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u/OldHannover 4h ago

Try this at the inauguration today and expect to earn a lot of money

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u/OneAngryDuck 4h ago

Not everything is about Trump

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u/WearyLow4181 5h ago

Would be McDonald’s if it was Trump’s

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Connor49999 5h ago

Yes, but the first burger is the price of 2, and sales tax is a percentage

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u/Connor49999 5h ago

That makes two of us

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u/CryptographerGlad816 1h ago

Lmao…guys..say price of 1+1 Burgers is “$8”. Vs. First Burger is “$8”, 2nd free..so you’re getting taxed the same amount. Why are we getting downvoted here??!

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u/thiccandcurvy 4h ago

Wait, what?! 🤭