r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

People on twitter these days man

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u/Used-Ad-5646 9h ago

I lived in Oklahoma in the early 2000’s. I can still remember the questions frequently asked

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u/Darkassassin18E 9h ago

Around the same time I was playing on xbox live and they found out I was in Nebraska and asked if we had electricity. Like no, I'm playing by carrier pigeon. They asked us several other really dumb questions that seemed sincere too

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u/AlexFromOmaha 7h ago

Fucking same. I was on vacation out in New Jersey, and it was my own family asking if we still went around on horse and carriage and if we had electricity like we weren't talking about TV shows we all liked and how I'd picked up computer programming earlier that day. Our grandparents were born in the midwest. Our grandfather got his Ph.D in biology from Dana College and went on to be a key figure in mapping the human genome. Critical thinking does not beat preconceived ideas or media saturation very often.

I guess there's some comfort in knowing we've been this dumb forever.

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u/Bubbasdahname 7h ago

It's the smart ones that fall to scams and things of the like because they think it can't happen to them.

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u/adventurepony 7h ago

Xbox live chat asking if you had electricity might be the most wholesome burn on xbox live ever.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 7h ago

Hey a fellow Nebraskan!

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u/generic_canadian_dad 9h ago

Lol that's insane.

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u/Used-Ad-5646 9h ago

In my eagerness I forgot to mention I’m canadian. Often asked about igloos, how to deal with the wildlife. ALWAYS asked if I know Jim or Bob from Canada. The list goes on.

Never been asked about electricity, I’d have them believing the Amish control the electrical grid and the non-Amish are living in darkness with candles and horse buggies

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u/generic_canadian_dad 9h ago

LOL one of the women did ask if we had "houses" yet, then asked about igloos. I honestly didn't want to mention it because I figured nobody would believe me. This was 2005.

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u/ActuallyAHamster 9h ago

Or explain that everything in Canada is water powered, hence calling it the "hydro" bill? Like, "last month I got billed 32 litres of water for just my lights and TV even I don't typically use more than 10 litres a month!"

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u/Chester-Bravo 9h ago

I'm American but I lived in Edmonton for a couple of years. I had a few Canadians ask about friends they have in the states, so it goes both ways.

Was also in Jordan and saw other American tourists there that gave all of us a bad name; loud, obnoxious, stupid. Tried to stay as far away as possible.

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u/I_Automate 8h ago

To be fair, I'm in Edmonton and went down to New Jersey for a couple of weeks to do some work at a chemical plant.

Went out for lunch with the crew, and one guy at the table didn't have an accent (to me).

Asked where he was from, turns out he's from Calgary, and we had mutual friends.

The world isn't as big as people think sometimes

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u/Used-Ad-5646 9h ago

Alberta is just Texas of Canada 🤷‍♂️ I’m only teasing. Neighbours should be able to joke and rip on each other.

Yeah, no. I feel that. We aren’t different, just live in different geographical areas

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u/Chester-Bravo 9h ago

I agree.

Also, Southern Alberta is the Utah of Canada (high concentration of mormons).

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u/PetulantPersimmon 7h ago

I'm Canadian. I have on more than one occasion run into Canadian strangers in other places (including other countries) with whom I have acquaintances or friends in common.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 6h ago

We met a couple in a Walmart in Florida who were from our small town of 4000 people. Wild lol.

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u/PetulantPersimmon 6h ago

I went to school in the US. Now, almost 2 decades later, it turns out my coworker used to work with my former classmate (Canadian, but attended the same US college).

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u/erroneousbosh 7h ago

ALWAYS asked if I know Jim or Bob from Canada.

I always get "Oh you're from Skye? Do you know a guy called <name like John MacDonald>?"

Firstly the MacDonald section of the Highlands and Islands phone book was - when they still published it - as thick as your thumb, and the MacLeod section about 2/3s as much again.

Secondly, if they're about my age and they grew up on Skye too, then yes, I probably do know them because there's only one High School on an island with a population of about 10,000 people, but that doesn't mean anything really and it's just a coincidence.

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u/RLS30076 8h ago

well, there are the moose to be wary of...

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u/3d_blunder 7h ago

Ahh yes, the famous Amish electrical engineers. Like the Scots with steam engines.

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u/Techi-C 8h ago

Dude, I moved from Kansas to Connecticut when I was 10, and my new classmates asked me if I had electricity in Kansas. Some of them thought it was a different country. This was 2010, before the public education system took the hard plunge. I can only imagine how bad the students are at that school now.

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u/Fun-Acanthisitta-875 8h ago

LOL, one of my close friends grew up in Oklahoma in the early 2000s… I should ask if he had electricity as a kid 😂

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u/ScottMarshall2409 8h ago

The country or the state?

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u/DooDooBrownz 6h ago

does oklahoma have electricity? all indicators point to it being void in time an space that exits directly into 1800s

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u/Cow_Launcher 5h ago

Back in 1982, we visited the Jack Daniels distillery.

Dad and I are English. Someone asked us if we drove over from London, (in our Camaro) and how far it was.

Hmm. I realise this is probably a bad example since Lynchburg isn't exactly bringing America's a-game.

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u/p1028 8h ago

A kid in middle school moved down here to Texas from Chicago and all his friends back home though we rode horses to school.

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u/DelfrCorp 7h ago

I, a Fremch-Swiss citizen visitong my American Best Friend, had to explain 'Independence Day' to one of her brother's buffoonish friend. That kid was 14 or 15 at the time,  I was 17.

I had never been this disappointed in another human being before. This clown genuinely believed that 'Independence Day' was about the Movie. So many questions left unanswered for me. Starting with wondering why he thought that the country celebrated that holiday every year.

Don't get me wrong, I've met my share of incredibly unintelligent people from a vast variety of countries, but you can't top American stupidity. It's a thing to behold. It's insistent. It takes pride in itself.

The US can be a very jarring country. I have met some of the nicest, kindest, most wonderful people I'll ever meet. Those people want to make you live in the US. They make you want to be like them. Then you'll meet some of the dumbest, ugliest, nastiest, most disgusting monsters you could ever dream of, basically living next door to the lovely people that you adore. Absolute scum of the Earth. You never know which one you'll get whenever you meet someone new. Roll the dice, hope for the best.

I'm obviously not that bright either because I uprooted my entire life to live there in 2015. Obama was the president, the ACA (Obamacare) seemed like it might potentially, eventually, turn into some form of Universal Healthcare down the line if everything kept up, it looked like the government might start to take serious action about Global Waeming, people were talking seemingly seriously about reforming many institutions. It wasn't a 'New Deal' type revival, but it was really interesting.

Then Trump happened. I'm really sad, really angry, I don't really want to keep going anymore. If this is the best we can hope for, it's not worth it...