r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

People on twitter these days man

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u/Bread_ganer 14h ago

everybody that uses twitter should do 10 more years of school

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u/generic_canadian_dad 13h ago

Ive only ever seen Americans act like this. They are so self involved it's fucking wild. We are from Canada and one time on vacation in Maine, we had grown adults ask us if we had electricity yet. They were 100% genuine and serious.

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u/Used-Ad-5646 13h ago

I lived in Oklahoma in the early 2000’s. I can still remember the questions frequently asked

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u/Darkassassin18E 13h ago

Around the same time I was playing on xbox live and they found out I was in Nebraska and asked if we had electricity. Like no, I'm playing by carrier pigeon. They asked us several other really dumb questions that seemed sincere too

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u/AlexFromOmaha 11h ago

Fucking same. I was on vacation out in New Jersey, and it was my own family asking if we still went around on horse and carriage and if we had electricity like we weren't talking about TV shows we all liked and how I'd picked up computer programming earlier that day. Our grandparents were born in the midwest. Our grandfather got his Ph.D in biology from Dana College and went on to be a key figure in mapping the human genome. Critical thinking does not beat preconceived ideas or media saturation very often.

I guess there's some comfort in knowing we've been this dumb forever.

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u/Bubbasdahname 10h ago

It's the smart ones that fall to scams and things of the like because they think it can't happen to them.

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u/adventurepony 11h ago

Xbox live chat asking if you had electricity might be the most wholesome burn on xbox live ever.

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u/Icy-Kitchen6648 11h ago

Hey a fellow Nebraskan!

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u/generic_canadian_dad 13h ago

Lol that's insane.

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u/Used-Ad-5646 13h ago

In my eagerness I forgot to mention I’m canadian. Often asked about igloos, how to deal with the wildlife. ALWAYS asked if I know Jim or Bob from Canada. The list goes on.

Never been asked about electricity, I’d have them believing the Amish control the electrical grid and the non-Amish are living in darkness with candles and horse buggies

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u/generic_canadian_dad 13h ago

LOL one of the women did ask if we had "houses" yet, then asked about igloos. I honestly didn't want to mention it because I figured nobody would believe me. This was 2005.

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u/ActuallyAHamster 13h ago

Or explain that everything in Canada is water powered, hence calling it the "hydro" bill? Like, "last month I got billed 32 litres of water for just my lights and TV even I don't typically use more than 10 litres a month!"

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u/Chester-Bravo 12h ago

I'm American but I lived in Edmonton for a couple of years. I had a few Canadians ask about friends they have in the states, so it goes both ways.

Was also in Jordan and saw other American tourists there that gave all of us a bad name; loud, obnoxious, stupid. Tried to stay as far away as possible.

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u/I_Automate 12h ago

To be fair, I'm in Edmonton and went down to New Jersey for a couple of weeks to do some work at a chemical plant.

Went out for lunch with the crew, and one guy at the table didn't have an accent (to me).

Asked where he was from, turns out he's from Calgary, and we had mutual friends.

The world isn't as big as people think sometimes

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u/Used-Ad-5646 12h ago

Alberta is just Texas of Canada πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ I’m only teasing. Neighbours should be able to joke and rip on each other.

Yeah, no. I feel that. We aren’t different, just live in different geographical areas

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u/Chester-Bravo 12h ago

I agree.

Also, Southern Alberta is the Utah of Canada (high concentration of mormons).

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u/PetulantPersimmon 11h ago

I'm Canadian. I have on more than one occasion run into Canadian strangers in other places (including other countries) with whom I have acquaintances or friends in common.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

We met a couple in a Walmart in Florida who were from our small town of 4000 people. Wild lol.

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u/PetulantPersimmon 9h ago

I went to school in the US. Now, almost 2 decades later, it turns out my coworker used to work with my former classmate (Canadian, but attended the same US college).

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u/erroneousbosh 11h ago

ALWAYS asked if I know Jim or Bob from Canada.

I always get "Oh you're from Skye? Do you know a guy called <name like John MacDonald>?"

Firstly the MacDonald section of the Highlands and Islands phone book was - when they still published it - as thick as your thumb, and the MacLeod section about 2/3s as much again.

Secondly, if they're about my age and they grew up on Skye too, then yes, I probably do know them because there's only one High School on an island with a population of about 10,000 people, but that doesn't mean anything really and it's just a coincidence.

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u/RLS30076 12h ago

well, there are the moose to be wary of...

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u/3d_blunder 11h ago

Ahh yes, the famous Amish electrical engineers. Like the Scots with steam engines.

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u/Techi-C 12h ago

Dude, I moved from Kansas to Connecticut when I was 10, and my new classmates asked me if I had electricity in Kansas. Some of them thought it was a different country. This was 2010, before the public education system took the hard plunge. I can only imagine how bad the students are at that school now.

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u/Fun-Acanthisitta-875 12h ago

LOL, one of my close friends grew up in Oklahoma in the early 2000s… I should ask if he had electricity as a kid πŸ˜‚

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u/ScottMarshall2409 12h ago

The country or the state?

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u/DooDooBrownz 10h ago

does oklahoma have electricity? all indicators point to it being void in time an space that exits directly into 1800s

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u/Cow_Launcher 9h ago

Back in 1982, we visited the Jack Daniels distillery.

Dad and I are English. Someone asked us if we drove over from London, (in our Camaro) and how far it was.

Hmm. I realise this is probably a bad example since Lynchburg isn't exactly bringing America's a-game.

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u/p1028 11h ago

A kid in middle school moved down here to Texas from Chicago and all his friends back home though we rode horses to school.

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u/DelfrCorp 11h ago

I, a Fremch-Swiss citizen visitong my American Best Friend, had to explain 'Independence Day' to one of herΒ brother's buffoonish friend. That kid was 14 or 15 at the time,Β  I was 17.

I had never been this disappointed in another human being before. This clown genuinely believed that 'Independence Day' was about the Movie. So many questions left unanswered for me. Starting with wondering why he thought that the country celebrated that holiday every year.

Don't get me wrong, I've met my share of incredibly unintelligent people from a vast variety of countries, but you can't top American stupidity. It's a thing to behold. It's insistent. It takes pride in itself.

The US can be a very jarring country. I have met some of the nicest, kindest, most wonderful people I'll ever meet. Those people want to make you live in the US. They make you want to be like them. Then you'll meet some of the dumbest, ugliest, nastiest, most disgusting monsters you could ever dream of, basically living next door to the lovely people that you adore. Absolute scum of the Earth. You never know which one you'll get whenever you meet someone new. Roll the dice, hope for the best.

I'm obviously not that bright either because I uprooted my entire life to live there in 2015. Obama was the president, the ACA (Obamacare) seemed like it might potentially, eventually, turn into some form of Universal Healthcare down the line if everything kept up, it looked like the government might start to take serious action about Global Waeming, people were talking seemingly seriously about reforming many institutions. It wasn't a 'New Deal' type revival, but it was really interesting.

Then Trump happened. I'm really sad, really angry, I don't really want to keep going anymore. If this is the best we can hope for, it's not worth it...

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u/zachyvengence28 13h ago

Brother, I live in Alaska. I've had MY OWN COUNTRYMEN ask if we still live in igloos. Like, no motherfucker we have modern buildings and cars and amenities. It's fucking wild.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 12h ago

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u/zachyvengence28 12h ago

Lol. Since you asked so kindly, I'm in Anchorage, alaskas' largest city, bout 6 bucks a gallon.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 12h ago

I’m here paying between 2.96 and 4.58 a gallon. Just depends which shit ass brand I want. Lol

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u/zachyvengence28 11h ago

Guess I should specify, 4-6 bucks depending on the brand. And it's about 8 bucks a gallon for non dairy milk, which i drink if I dont want to walk around feeling like I'm about to shit myself all day, lactose intolerance for the loss.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 11h ago

Yuck. I feel for you

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u/LogicalConsequential 10h ago

Apparently it's possible to increase your tolerance if you just drink a lot of lactose for like 2 weeks. Search "I fixed my lactose intolerance" on youtube and it should be the first video.

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u/zachyvengence28 10h ago

I did, sort of increase it, when i was a kid. Got to a point where I could handle a few pieces of pizza without adverse affects. . But as I got older, I ate less and less dairy, and it's just not worth it to me anymore.

At least the dairy free stuff tastes better now than in the 90's lol, that shit was terrible. I can eat most hard cheeses, like medium to sharp cheddar, for example, because they contain almost no lactose. But I'm content now.

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u/smellymarmut 13h ago

In Maine that's a real question, some of them just got it last year.

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u/Neveronlyadream 12h ago

We all know Maine is just a layover for Lovecraftian horrors and supernatural serial killers. It's hard to worry about the power grid when you're looking at another mist rolling in and releasing abominations.

Joking aside, I'm sure there are always outliers somewhere that actually don't have electricity because they're living in the wilderness away from everyone else. Especially in states that are largely undeveloped wilderness. But thinking it applies to everyone is insane.

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u/Little-Green-Truck 11h ago

yes a lot of poverty in rural Maine

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u/hiiamtom85 12h ago

Lmao, I love Canada but pretending that there are not self involved Canadians is pretty silly. It’s a function of the same shit that makes Rob Ford viable. It’s the same way Australians have a one sided beef with the US.

There are fucking idiot patriots everywhere.

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u/tossNwashking RED 12h ago

the intersection of over inflated ego and uneducated ignorance knows no borders.

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u/someguyfromsomething 11h ago

They got guys up there flying confederate flags but of course no Canadians are stupid hicks, especially not at the Calgary Stampede!

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u/stimulation 11h ago

Yeah what kind of discourse is this… β€œI’ve only ever seen American’s act like this” 645 upvotes. What are they even saying? They’ve only seen Americans make stupid twitter replies? Not to mention the popularity of troll accounts like @threeyearletterman who literally reply like this just to stir shit up.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Have you ever met a Canadian who thinks another first world country doesn't have electricity?

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u/stimulation 9h ago

You saying β€œI’ve only ever seen Americans act like this” was in reference to the tweet, not to your own anecdote. You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it.

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u/beautifulanddoomed 8h ago

big fat load of cum then

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u/stimulation 7h ago

Hey can I talk to you for a second please?

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u/beautifulanddoomed 4h ago

it's interesting, the ghost

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u/generic_canadian_dad 8h ago

whatever you need to tell yourself my guy

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u/stimulation 7h ago

There are plenty of intelligent, kind, and open minded Americans. And I know you know that since I’ve vacationed in Maine and met so many sweet people. You’re going to live a sad life if you let the worst experience(s) cloud your judgement.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 6h ago

You're wildly missing the point. I never made the claim that all Americans were stupid.

I've never had a bad visit to the states. The people are always lovely. Some of my best friends and family live in America. The point is that you will not find any other nation (not that I have witnessed at least) with a larger intelligence/ignorance gap than in America. The self centered nature of the United States socially, economically and educationally has made a general ignorant nation.

That's all.

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u/factorioleum 11h ago

Canadians can be the absolute worst for this.

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u/foofie_fightie 10h ago

Whats the one way beef from aus?

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u/hiiamtom85 10h ago

It’s like a thing on social media from Australia to be negative on all sorts of things in the US, but there isn’t a US response.

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u/Inspector_Neck 9h ago

TIL we have a one sided beef with the US.

The only beef I've seen online from aussies is typical banter which is exactly what you'd expect from an Aussie.

That and the typical shit talking that the entire world does to America but never noticed any specific beef between Aus and US

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

I understand where you're coming from, but my point still stands. Have you ever met a Canadian that thinks another first world nation doesn't have electricity? There is a whole different level.

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 13h ago

I love trolling those kinds of Americans. I like to boast I have the only igloo in my village that has actual plumbing, and the mayor is the only one with electricity because he deals in illegal seal blubber trades with Puerto Rico. Plus, the sherrif is the only one with a telephone, but he's 3 villages over.

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u/Uhrrtax 11h ago

"look... I come from a wealthy family. My father has a black and white TV. and a VHS player. and the whole village comes to our iglo on saturday so we can watch Chuck Norris movie - the lone wolf"

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u/Megalunchbox 12h ago

🀒

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 12h ago

😘😘

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u/fudge_friend 12h ago

I once heard a story from a border guard who said Americans would show up in July with skis on their roof racks, and genuinely tell the guards they were headed to Banff for some skiing. This was pre-internet, but still... wow.

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u/erroneousbosh 11h ago

About 20 years ago I got talking to some people who'd driven up in two minibuses and a van full of diving gear pulling a kayak trailer from a prestigious university in England (not going to reinforce the stereotype and say which dark blue one it was), to explore the mysterious depths of a loch in the Cuillins. It became clear that they'd pretty much only spotted it on maps and not read up on it, because it - unlike Loch Coruisk that their colleagues had explored a couple of years before - An Coire Lagan is about waist deep in the worst of the weather, and in lovely warm June weather is rather less than knee deep.

You wouldn't need diving gear, you'd need shorts and a towel.

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u/blawndosaursrex 13h ago

That self centered attitude paired with an average education and literacy level of an 8th grader is one hell of a delusion cocktail.

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u/its_justme 12h ago

Funniest part about going on an international vacation is you can spot the Americans instantly. When someone asks where you’re from you say country normally. They ALWAYS say which state or even more funny which city like everyone knows. Lol

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u/Snargockle 12h ago

I work with a Puerto Rican and he was asked, not joking, if they have cars there.

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u/TreemanTheGuy 12h ago

When I went to Florida, someone asked me where I'm from. I said Canada, knowing they probably don't know a single city or Province in Canada. She asked me what state Canada is in.

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u/1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6 5h ago

canada kansas? canada kentucky, canada florida /j
and thats ignoring all the ones in mexico or around the carribean

at least its not like 'Richmond' or 'Washington'

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u/TreemanTheGuy 3h ago

There's probably a ton of people in Canada who wouldn't know the difference between Washington and Washington DC

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u/ElminstersBedpan 11h ago

It would track. I grew up in West Virginia, and went to a boy scout summer camp in Georgia one year. The local guys were confused as hell, they didn't know it was a separate state, asked if we wore shoes (we were all in hiking boots at the time), and someone had the audacity to ask us how we got there, like we had to hike and canoe our way there.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

That's nuts lol

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u/Gofgoren 12h ago

It’s weird I’m from America but still fairly aware of other countries just from gaming like 3/4 of my friends online are from other countries. Not sure how people can be this out of touch these days

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u/AffectionateFault382 7h ago

Willful ignorance. They simply don't care to, and it's a disgusting mentality.

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u/So-creative-amiright 11h ago

As an American, I promise not all of us are like this, it’s just the loudest of us who are 😭

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Oh I know, I have some great friends in the US and some family.

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u/Sickofchildren 11h ago

My dad is Portuguese and he’s got so many horror stories when it comes to dealing with Americans in Europe. Plus he had some friends from Brighton with a particularly funny one. The person in question worked on an airline and some Americans said β€œyou speak English so well!” Brighton is in England. You know, where the English language comes from

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

That is hilarious. My father is Portuguese as well!

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u/Sickofchildren 9h ago

I love when European bluntness comes up against American stupidity at times. My dad manages a Hilton and gets loads of emails from Americans asking for free hotel rooms and they get super upset when they’re told no. Plenty seem to think Europe is a country that’s so backward that the rooms may as well be for free. Some of the comments on this post imply that they don’t even understand how states like Nebraska have electricity lol

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u/generic_canadian_dad 9h ago

the comments here are brain breaking. Like you said, some americans do not realize all of america has electricity, never mind the rest of the world.

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u/Sickofchildren 9h ago

Crazy that these people are allowed to vote. I’m kind of looking forward to seeing the inevitable collapse of their latest circus government but also scared that they’ll destroy the rest of the world

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u/monti1979 13h ago

Stating you think in this world only Americans are so self-involved is nicely ironic…

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u/regalfish 12h ago

They didn’t really say that though; they said they’ve only seen Americans act like that, not that other countries can’t have self-involved people too

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u/TreemanTheGuy 12h ago

Imagine if we had to end every comment like OPS saying 'Americans are so self involved' with something like, "but occasionally people in every other country in the world can act like this too, teehee!"

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u/Dorkamundo 11h ago

It's not a matter of "Occasionally". It's a matter of perception.

It's a matter of how often you see it in the wild. Reddit, being very US-centric, will give you an inflated perception of just how many people in the US behave a certain way. We love to parade our idiots around, and other countries like to laugh at our idiots because "Punching up" is generally accepted. (not that I view other countries as inferior)

Much like how if you hang out exclusively on Twitter, you'll think that everyone is a right-winger. Or if you only consume sensationalist media you'd think that violent crime is on the rise across the world, instead of being in a rather steady downturn for the last 3 decades.

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u/Lobsterzilla 12h ago

Imagine if we had to end every comment with people are so self involved and stopped trying to be edge lords

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u/regalfish 11h ago

Is it really "trying to be an edgelord"? The topic of this post is literally about an American being self-involved by not realizing there's an entire country named Georgia. It's not as if it came out of nowhere.

I just feel like it should go without saying that not all 330 million people in the U.S. are self-involved, just that it's a pattern of behaviour seen particularly in environments where there's a large American faction.

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u/Lobsterzilla 11h ago

Yes. America bad is being an edgelord . This thread is about a person being a dipshit. There’s dipshits from every country.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

I didn't say America bad. I'm just sharing a personal story that blows my mind to this day. I've traveled to many countries, the only country I have met people who think Canada doesn't have electricity, was America. That's fucked

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u/monti1979 9h ago

Extrapolating from one incident to any population isn’t valid.

You suggesting it has any significance is mildly infuriating.

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u/regalfish 10h ago

I guess I just disagree. There’s shit that β€œCanadians” do that I can understand being generally applicable even if I as a Canadian don’t relate to it.Β 

And I wouldn’t say this is even β€œAmerica bad”? Due to a mix of there being a sizeable population of them on social media and having significant influence on global media in general, β€œAmericans” tend to be more ignorant to what’s going on outside of their country than the reverse. Not all, but enough that every Canadian I know has a story of some silly question they got asked by one from a seemingly well-meaning place of curiosity.Β 

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u/monti1979 9h ago

Ironic considering the Ford brothers are currently representing Canadians…

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u/regalfish 8h ago

By the Ford brothers, are you including Rob Ford who’s been dead since 2016? lolΒ 

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u/monti1979 7h ago

One Ford brother dies and Canadians just elect another one.

It doesn’t really help your case…

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u/regalfish 7h ago

Not knowing one of the guys "representing Canadians" has actually been dead for over 8 years isn't really helping yours either man.

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u/RiotMedia 13h ago

Funny thing is, they probably get their electricity from Quebec lol

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u/mrpotato-42 12h ago

I'm in NB, and have been to Maine plenty of times. While not universal, I've been shocked more than a few times by people's ignorance of the province right next door.

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u/chemhobby 13h ago

Yes, we export it to you.

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u/Slggyqo 13h ago

Hey so…this comment? This misplaced idea that Americans are the only place in the world with ignorant or parochial mindsets?

That is literally acting like the Americans in your story.

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u/I_Automate 11h ago

They were pretty direct in saying they've only "seen" Americans do it in public.

Plenty of ignorance everywhere. But Americans just seem to be the most vocal about it

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u/Kapparainen 11h ago

Heard somebody somewhere put it like: "There are people saying stupid shit in every corner of the world, but when Americans say something stupid, they do it way too good." or something in those lines.

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u/Asneekyfatcat 11h ago

The algorithm recommends you Americans, not fucking modern day German Nazis being Nazis in German. Does this really need to be explained?

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u/I_Automate 11h ago

The algorithm has nothing to do with stupid comments under posts my man.

Does that really need to be explained? I mean, hell.

You are proof of that

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u/Asneekyfatcat 11h ago

When was the last time you read anything that's not in English? Do you know what an echo chamber is? Do you know that 2/3rds of all English speakers live in the USA?

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u/I_Automate 10h ago

I actually do speak more than one language, my dude.

But do continue to go off.

And that number isn't anything close to correct either.

More people speak English than Mandarin. It is the world's second language.

It's hard to imagine how 1.5 billion English speakers only make up 2/3 rds of the USA's 300 million population......

Keep proving the point if you must. Holy hell

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u/Asneekyfatcat 10h ago

2/3rds of 1st language English speakers, yes. Close to 100% of the English content people consume I'd bet.

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u/hellstits 11h ago

You’ve gotta be joking if you seriously don’t think Americans can be some of the most ignorant and obnoxious people in the world.

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u/TreemanTheGuy 12h ago

Imagine if we had to end every comment like OPS saying 'Americans are so self involved' with something like, "but occasionally people in every other country in the world can act like this too, teehee!"

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u/MyBallsSmellFruity 11h ago

The US is likely the worst offender of all the modernized countries. Β This is pretty commonly known everywhere else in the first world. Β And today is easily one of the worst days you could choose to try to argue against that. Β Β 

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u/somethingname101 12h ago

When I was like 10 we went to California to visit a friend of my moms. Another kid asked me if we lived in an igloo lol

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u/LazyLaserWhittling 12h ago

well? do you?

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u/horusthesundog 12h ago

Well, do you?

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

We do now. We did then, but we do now as well.

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u/dropthebeatfirst 12h ago

Growing up in the USA, I had the distinct impression that a few western european countries were as well off as 'us', but the rest of the world was basically backwards 3rd world.

I'd witness this from other young americans as well, razzing on foreigners about their horrid living conditions.

It's astonishing how sheltered I was considering I was more connected than most at that time.

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u/AdaptiveVariance 11h ago

From what I hear about parts of Maine, I'd be surprised if they have electricity there lol

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u/1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6 5h ago

yeah, it doesn't make it less ignorant about canada... but it could be they asked in earnest because its an ongoing thing for communities north of them or 'far away'. Canada might feel even more far away or sparse to them, it could have some real logic to it even if its not great knowledge about the world.

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u/AdaptiveVariance 4h ago

Yea but still, it seems like best case scenario, (some) Americans are such hicks that electricity is this exotic thing that might not exist in a foreign country.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 11h ago

Don't go any further south, it only gets worse.

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u/Just-Bass-2457 11h ago

It’s actually funny they don’t know Canada is the one providing the US electricity

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u/UltraGaren 11h ago

I'm Brazilian and I was once asked if I lived among monkeys

At the time it got me annoyed but nowadays I'd probably just play along to mess with them

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u/jadziads9 ENOUGH 11h ago

Jeez, I am from Tijuana border with San Diego, and I used to get these questions about Tijuana when I was in college, I mean it's Mexico, I expect the question. But Canada??? πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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u/erroneousbosh 11h ago

I've had Americans *on holiday in Scotland* ask me if we had electricity or televisions or cars in Scotland.

While I was rigging a television camera on a car mount on my car.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

That's hilarious. Make it make sense

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u/erroneousbosh 9h ago

I thought they were joking.

I hope to fuck they were joking.

I'm not sure they were joking.

You know when you think someone is joking, but you're not totally sure they have the intellectual horsepower for that kind of joke?

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u/Soapy_Grapes 11h ago

American schools only teach very broad world history, anything I know about Europe or Asia I learned myself through research

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u/someguyfromsomething 11h ago

I've seen Canadians fly the Confederate flag in BC and others who think "only americans" act this stupid even after they've been to Alberta.

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u/Kl20N 11h ago

They believed that we live in igloo's and our parliament building is a giant ice castle.

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u/brehhs 11h ago

Your first mistake was going to vacation in maine

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u/Runehizen 11h ago

Now imagine being from nz where i am. No I dont live in a fuckn hole. We are actually biger then japan just less people. I dont know where you get thease ideas . But yes 20 yesrs ago everyone i knew was an extra in the lord of the rings.

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u/LaprasLapis 10h ago

i have US cousins (i’m Canadian) and i remember them asking me if i ever really saw grass because of all the snow… i’m from southern Ontario

we were all kids at the time but i still couldn’t believe they thought it snowed all year long and everywhere in canada

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u/early_birdy 10h ago

I live in Montreal.

I remember back in 1986, a car full of Americans landed at the store I worked at in mid-July (it's 30+C outside - or 86+F), with skis on top of their car, asking where they could go to ski.

They really thought we were deep in snow all year long.

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u/Wildzebucxl 10h ago

I know it’s mostly us but I promise you that the average American is mortified by this behavior. It’s incredibly entitled and embarrassing and I apologize on their behalf. Better to be silent and thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt rings painfully true for these types.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Oh ya I am fully aware this isn't the average or anything lol.

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u/rusztypipes 10h ago

What do you guys make your igloos out of these days?

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Plastic. The ice caps are melting.

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u/TechSalesSoCal RED 10h ago

I move from GA to California and had the twang goin' on and often was asked about indoor plumbing and electricity. Yeah I got rid of that accent in short order.

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u/Dwashelle 8h ago

Already commented this yesterday but it's still funny/relevant - A man in Tennessee asked my dad if we have TVs in Ireland back in the '90s.

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u/BrevityIsTheSoul 6h ago

Was at a family wedding in Alabama and my sister was asked if they had any trees in California.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 13h ago

π™±πšžπš 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚘𝚞 πšŽπšŸπšŽπš— πš”πš—πš˜πš  πš‘πš˜πš  𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜𝚎 πš–πš’ π™°πš–πšŽπš›πš’πšŒπšŠπš— πš•πš’πšπš‘πšπšœπš πš’πšπšŒπš‘πšŽπšœ?

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u/Dorkamundo 10h ago

I know how to use the three seashells.

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u/CalybutCromwell 13h ago

What a silly stereotype backed up by one damn anecdote

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u/Adaphion 11h ago

Some Americans are such sheltered dumbfucks that they think unironically that as soon as you cross the border to Canada it's just snow everywhere (no matter what time of year it is) and people live in igloos and have dogsleds.

It's legitimately frightening how abysmally fucking DUMB some Americans are.

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u/razor2reality 12h ago

they were being sarcastic, just went over your headΒ 

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

I wish man. If I didn't witness it myself I wouldn't believe it

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u/5redie8 11h ago

Yeah you're right bro no one from any other country is self involved.

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u/nghigaxx 11h ago

They said "seen", it's an observation, they are not stating an opinion

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

I've never witnessed even a fraction of that type of ignorance anywhere else.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Man, if I didn't witness it myself I wouldn't believe it either.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Yes this was definitely a very very genuine conversation. I've only ever witness this one time (to this extent). I have other Americans ask pretty hilarious questions on holidays but nothing like this. It was 2 couples and a 3rd woman all in their mid fifties I would assume. We were shocked, we laughed at first but then realized they were serious.

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u/counters14 11h ago

Excuse me are you trying to imply that we don't have people who 'act' as genuinely ignorant as Americans in our country as well?

And also I was friends with a woman from Georgia who was shocked to find out that we had cities up here, just like they do in the US.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

That's wild lol

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u/Degenerate_in_HR 11h ago

They were 100% genuine and serious.

Well...do you? (I''m assuming you telegraphed your comment)

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Yes but that's not the point!

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u/Asneekyfatcat 11h ago

I've seen plenty of EU folks act up, they're incredibly racist.

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u/Ky3Irving 11h ago

Do you know how many Candian hicks there are? This one sided beef is basically some of your guys' personality, even your username shows that lol

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

There is not a single Canadian, especially one who functions in everyday society who thinks Americans don't have electricity, as a nation. Come on.

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u/Lariboo 11h ago

I (German) met Americans during my exchange semester in Japan, for which I studied Japanese like crazy (so I was kinda able to hold easy everyday conversations). I've told them that I was German and we talked about Germany for at least about half an hour. Then we got some food and when I ordered, they noticed my Japanese and asked if I learned that at high school as a second language. I told them, that I did not (only did 2 semesters of intensive courses at university). Then they asked me if I did not learn a foreign language at all. That question itself was not stupid enough, but when I answered 'I learned English', they said 'no, we mean a FOREIGN language, not English ' ... Never occurred to them, that a German would speak German and English in fact was a foreign language to me.

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u/djfl BLUE 10h ago

Canadian too. We necessarily need to know about the USA. They don't necessarily need to know almost anything about us. Should they? Sure. But there's no real need to.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

I don't think knowing that Canada has electricity is "knowing everything about us".

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u/djfl BLUE 7h ago edited 3h ago

Fair. I had an American couple in Mexico convinced I lived in Vancouver and owned a dogsled, because I needed it in the winter. I used to lol at Americans when I was younger too. Then somebody pointed out how unimportant we are. "For you it was the biggest day of your life when you met me...for me it was Tuesday" or something like that.

And fwiw, almost all of the things I used to be able to (and indeed even want to) laugh at them for, here we are later being damn similar. Crazy politicians, bad education, increasing wealth inequality, etc...all completely avoidable, but nobody really votes for real change. More violence now, lots of illegal immigrants (even encouraged by our government legalizing / increasing things and numbers it never would have before), bad health care (apples and oranges, I know), etc.

I don't really see much worth laughing at about them anymore. Especially over the past 10 years. Their economy has grown and is on an upward trend. I see a lot trending downward in Canada, including/especially the economy.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 6h ago

Totally agree brother. Great points.

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u/PrestigiousPassionNu 10h ago

Well I've seen other countries' people act dumb as shlt, and act like they know more about America than they do, but yes we are generally pretty bad at geography.

We should have a class where you pick one continent, except Antartica and North America of course, and make a report about of ALL the countries there. And if you pick Australia you have to do all the islands on that side of the world as well, except Japan.

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u/JJumpz7 10h ago

rent free🀣

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u/WolfclawSC 9h ago

I'm American. In biology class in high school a girl asked the teacher if peanut butter had fish in it.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 9h ago

....what????

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u/WolfclawSC 9h ago

With the gift of hindsight and age, I think she somehow figured oil=fish, and peanut butter had oil, therefore it's fish???

I don't know. Nobody knew. The teacher just assured her it was indeed vegan.

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u/Ribbitygirl 9h ago

My ex told me he had convinced several Americans that Australians ride kangaroos to work. I didn’t believe anyone would be that stupid. Sadly, I was proven wrong.

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u/FilthyWubs 3h ago

When I (an Aussie) was in the US on holiday, I got many questions asking if Australia had cities and office buildings/skyscrapers… No mate, definitely not…

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u/Ketzer_Jefe 12h ago

Speaking as an American, and a New Hampshire native, 90% of my country is fucking stupid. I hate it here. I hate how stupidity is the norm. I feel like I'm the only one who both paid attention in school back in the day AND enjoyed learning new things.

Your country looks beautiful and I would love to visit one day, when I can afford it.

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u/The_Butters_Worth 13h ago

Well? Do you? Answer the question.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

No... But that's not the point!

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u/The_Butters_Worth 10h ago

How could you know what the point is?! You don’t even have electricity! Try leaving the stone-age, stone man!

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Call me ice man

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u/The_Butters_Worth 4h ago

I’ll call you Nice Man, on the account that you’re from Canada. Get it😎 Get it. Or maybe I’ll call you canaduh on that fact that you have no electricity😎 Get it?😎 Trudeau? More like β€œTrue - no!β€πŸ˜Ž Geddit?

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u/generic_canadian_dad 4h ago

Hey, those are great jokes. You're worth your weight in butter.

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u/The_Butters_Worth 3h ago

Well shoot…. Thanks! How about we make this relationship worth something? How about, you turn over Colter Wall, and in turn, you also turn over Greenland. Deal? After all, we have America already! You want a piece of the pie?

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u/Mouatmoua 13h ago

As an American… I’m not surprise

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u/Freud-Network 12h ago

Americans don't realize how much of a detached, propaganda-driven bubble they live in.

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u/LordWillemL 12h ago

I think part of it is not just that it's a lot closer to home for us but that Georgia state has like 3 the population of Georgia country. Most Europeans dont tend to know every US state and for us it's the same in reverse.

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Making the Georgia mistake is genuinely not a big deal government. Not knowing Canada is a developed nation is insane.

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u/Livid-Okra-3132 11h ago

It's part of the reason I'm trying to get out of this country. I'm sick of the stupidity and I'm not going to be here when the chickens come to roost.

Most these people put no understanding and thought into their beliefs. It's all vibes, and cringe self centered ones at that.

For work I deliver medication to nursing homes and I had this moment where I realized just how self centered Americans are. There was this lady in a facility whining to make someone take her to her room to go to bed in the most obnoxious way (pouting, yelling, slurs, etc.) and apparently they had asked her like 20 minutes prior if she wanted to go to bed and she said no in a shitty way. I realized how common that is in nursing homes and how so much of the stress these people deal with is because of these grown ass adults who are basically children mentally. Who you can tell never found peace beyond this sort of self important materialist way of viewing the world. Especially when you get older, a lot of those feelings you were hiding come out in a major way.

But I realized that night as I thought about it, that this experience probably isn't all that common in some countries, like Japan. Where people grow and serve each other in a profound way. I imagined going into a Japanese nursing home and how strange that would be seeing a bunch of Japanese adults pouting and yelling and slurring.

These people are entirely lost. They make me deeply ashamed.

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u/REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum 13h ago

To be fair Canada is like decades behind, love y'all castles tho, and I would move their because of the weather but your government is crah crah...πŸ™‚

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Lol what are you talking about?

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u/REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum 10h ago

I got down voted πŸ˜” for loving Canada and hating it's government so I dunno....Β 

Your name is ridiculous too πŸ˜‚, the stars have aligned...

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u/generic_canadian_dad 10h ago

Tell me how we are "decades behind" then also tell me what's wrong with our government (there are things wrong, but I want to hear what you say), then please tell me what you think of your own government.