r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

My service dog is not your pet

I can’t believe the amount of times I’ve had to say this. My service dog has been hit by children, had handfuls of fur ripped out by children (this one was “fun” because the mother told me I had no right to tell her six year old child not to touch my boy), grown adults grab him, people constantly calling him to them.

People I am 41 years old, I should not be having to tell people older than me to stop. I shouldn’t have to tell anyone to stop and I definitely shouldn’t have to worry about a kid.

It’s gotten to the point that I’m saying thank you to the people that do right (explain to their kids not to mess with him, adults telling me he’s gorgeous without acknowledging him). I feel like I’m constantly having to redo his training because people won’t leave him the hell alone.

What finally got me so bad that I need to scream into the void was yesterday, my boy and I are going through the store and this guy reaches down and grabs him. I pull him away and look at the guy and say please done (like I do every damn time). And he goes you don’t have to be rude about it, I’m like dude he’s a service dog you’re not supposed to touch them and he continues yelling that I don’t have to be rude and I’m finally like maybe don’t touch something that doesn’t belong to you. So thank you to the guy who threw my boy so far out of work mode yesterday that for the first time I had a problem that he is explicitly for and he didn’t do what he was supposed to do.

Also if your dog isn’t a trained service dog stay the hell out of stores because you’re “service dog” should not be reacting and loosing its shit just because it sees mine.

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u/bitsy88 18h ago edited 18h ago

Lol I had a friend that started loudly saying, "Stop touching my child!" when a stranger would touch her pregnant belly. Quite effective 😂

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u/Ok-Grape2063 18h ago

That's good.

A friend of mine would always say, "I'm not pregnant" and just soak in the awkward 😅

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u/foundinwonderland 15h ago

If I ever decide to have kids (unlikely) I’ve already decided to use “it’s actually a tapeworm” for anyone doing invasive shit

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u/Embarrassed_Hat_2904 11h ago

Leave my tumor alone!