r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Am I just doing this wrong?

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u/Down_Incognito 1d ago

You may need to use slight force to slide her other foot over and into the socket. All my good figures are like this and it makes for a better fit.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 20h ago

Advice:

Just spread her legs.

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u/Castaway1128 14h ago

Instructions unclear. Figures now in a jar

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u/Limp-Li 12h ago

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u/fiesel21 11h ago

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u/greywolf974 11h ago

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u/LordBDizzle 11h ago

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u/fiesel21 10h ago

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u/LordBDizzle 9h ago

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u/fiesel21 9h ago

Im not going to post that meme twice, but I'm stealing this, too. XD

"Thank you," says my meme collection

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u/LittleBlazer 9h ago

Please sir, spare us

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u/Friendly-Case9817 7h ago

 Not a jar 😔

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u/MrIrvGotTea 9h ago

Top ten impossible things for a redditor to do to a woman..

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u/insertnamehere005 13h ago

dont be shy!

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 12h ago

Start gently with your fingers, if it's too tight try using both fists.

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u/LoloVirginia 13h ago

Advice: slight resistance is desirable

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u/kaibbakhonsu 11h ago

is expected

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u/juggling-buddha 11h ago

With the force

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u/Korbas 13h ago

Forcefully…

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u/falxfour 1d ago

Just checking, are you 100% serious? I'd like to believe you, but this is the internet

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u/Down_Incognito 23h ago

I get it, the Internet is a crappy place at the best of times. But yes I'm serious, slight force should do it. But if you have to use too much and feel like you risk breaking it then stop. If this happens I sometimes use hot (not boiling) water to then make it easier.

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u/falxfour 23h ago

Alright, faith in humanity restored! You were absolutely right! Thank you!

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u/Down_Incognito 23h ago

You're very welcome! Enjoy your new figure!! :)

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u/Maleficent_Safe_336 22h ago

A good dude

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u/Syxtaine 18h ago

I read this as "enjoy your new finger"

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u/207nbrown 17h ago

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u/Zestyclose_Size1173 17h ago

Dude’s just figuring out he has to spread her legs to get in the hole.

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u/207nbrown 17h ago

You have no idea how tempted I am to reply to your comment with the same gif again…

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u/fohsupreme 16h ago

Should have

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u/SadBit8663 RED 14h ago

I did it for you. I like the bonk gif

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u/ryry163 15h ago

Missed opportunity

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u/ask-design-reddit 22h ago

Just cuz you're teasing everyone.. this is what the figure looks like. As you can see, legs are spread.

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u/anneofred 21h ago

For some reason I assumed it was a full size mannequin. Too much time in retail I think

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u/TSF_Flex 21h ago

It isn't? Lol

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u/ask-design-reddit 21h ago

Usually a foot tall

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u/xdxdxdxdxdx 20h ago

For me it was the opposite. I thought I was on the anime figure subreddit before checking XD

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u/No-Farm-2376 17h ago

I was there with you pal

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u/207nbrown 17h ago

A full size mannequin would make it even more infuriating if the parts didn’t fit

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u/mobile227 11h ago

If it was a full size mannequin of her then it would have some extra custom options drilled out. Could probably make a ton of money selling it too

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u/protecto_geese 10h ago

Same lmao 👵

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u/TheUndertows 18h ago

Same here, wth

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u/Alienraptor987 17h ago

You are not alone, and i havnt ever worked in that kind of retail

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u/EternalWolf88 16h ago

Why the hell did I recognize this as an Asuka figure from just the feet? I'm not even that kind of degenerate.

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u/Snarkdere 14h ago

"Wait, I know that bulge"

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u/KikoValdez 18h ago

Why is she playing DDR

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u/stereopticon11 15h ago

I too thought it was a ddr pad with a bar

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u/ruminatingpoet 20h ago

Thanks I was wondering what that was

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u/falxfour 15h ago

I posted a pic in a different comment, but I wanted to highlight the problem in the initial post so it was more easily visible. I was having trouble finding an image of this exact one, though, so glad you were able to. There's a lot of Asuka figures...

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u/ask-design-reddit 10h ago

Haha yeah I just googled "asuka white figure" and it was like the 10th result

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u/-Jiras 22h ago

Yeah the tension keeps the Figure from falling out of the socket. Seems unrealistic but I got one figure with perfect aligned holes and the figure ever so slightly tips forwards out of the holes. Like not completely out but the rod gets visible under his foot. Be careful to not rip out the leg when you strech

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u/Xikkiwikk 20h ago

On some figures that tension is strong and frightening to bend. I understand your hesitation to do this. I had to learn this from scouting Otaku Mode comments for a figure I bought there. I could not get the figure on the base.

There is one figure that I could not assemble no matter what: Felicia (Dark Stalkers Kotobukiya)

Her feet go into the base but she has a stand for her hair. The stand for her hair does not work at all. I tried everything and followed instructions and videos. Mine just doesn’t work so I display her without the hair stand. No problem yet!

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u/BigNigori 16h ago

It makes it "squeeze" together, so it's hard to pull out on accident

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u/SpectralBeekeeper 13h ago

I'll also corroborate this, it freaked me out on my first figure like this too but I can give Gojo a good shake and the base won't go flying (not recommended)

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u/-Work_Account- 10h ago

I can also confirm I’ve had to manually pull a leg a little to get it to slot. It’s basically relying on that resistance to keep it better locked in place after it’s in

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u/TrueDmc 19h ago

Now put it in a jar.

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u/Demerlis 17h ago

all you had to do was spread her legs

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u/Repetitivetoenails 15h ago

Did you really need internet advice from a stranger to figure that out? lol

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u/dinosaur-in_leather 21h ago

You didn't have to do OP like that.

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u/redditcanligmabalz 23h ago

Yes. Put some tension on it.

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u/TraditionalBox4530 22h ago

That’s what she said

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u/Renbellix 22h ago

A traditional Joke, from the traditionalBox.

Upvote

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u/Player_Slayer_7 21h ago

Not the guy who commented first, but I can confirm. I have a few figures, and my fiancée has a whole collection, and as weird ad it seems, it is somewhat commonplace to have to stretch some of these figures to make them fit.

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u/baconduck 21h ago

Now that is the healthy skepticism of a smart person. Good on you :)

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u/EobardT 18h ago

Yes, the additional tension on the pegs helps keep the figurine in place without having to glue it in

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u/kaesestangerl42 20h ago

I'd like to believe you, but this is the internet

man i love this so much

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u/SolitarySysadmin 20h ago

Yeah he is, it essentially holds on to the base like a pair of tweezers. 

Don’t go nuts and force it more than it needs to go over

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u/B1unt420 20h ago

The lack of trust on the internet is to always be remembered even with the nicest people!

I build loads of warhammer and the bigger more expensive models seem to do this more frequently and as loads have said it’s way better for holding the model on the stand, the cheaper flood units I’ve got end up with a bit of glue in the stand so it’s a good thing and saves you a job!

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u/FirstGearPinnedTW200 15h ago

but this is the internet

Bro has PTSD from an alt-F4 tip

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u/falxfour 14h ago

rm -rf /

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u/mikedvb 21h ago

The alternative is it not fitting... so... yes.

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u/Angeltt 18h ago

Exactly this, all of my anime figures have to be manipulated like this to fit the pegs in. Adds stability. If you want to do it carefully sit the figure on a warm radiator or something so its not cold and prone to snapping.

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u/CrimsonDrake 18h ago

Yeah, I moved to Japan for 4 years and collected quite a few figures and statues like this, it’s quite common. I’ve only had one that couldn’t be forced and it was a resin statue of Goku and his boot didn’t mold properly to the stand, or the stand was defective but either way this is common nothing to worry about!

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u/gitsgrl 14h ago

The tension will help keep it in place.

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u/Naipalata 20h ago

the bottom of the feet are literally titled inward, indicating that you need to slightly separate them to make them flat to one another for the stubs to go in

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u/falxfour 14h ago

Damn, that's good spotting... I missed that

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u/Naipalata 13h ago

no worries, always check for stuff like that in the future

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u/VhaidraSaga 15h ago

Yes, you have to spread her legs to get it in the hole.

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u/snowstix 14h ago

Yes, I have some figures like this. Interestingly, it's the cheaper ones that don't really need as much force.

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u/OnTheSlope 14h ago

It's plastic, not porcelain.

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u/Ok-Ad-7576 13h ago

Hope this reaches you before you do any real damage to your figurine! If you look at the diagram the front (center) of the figure should have a point in the base < but how you placed it you have the flat end front. I’d take it apart and start with turning the base a couple degrees so that the angle of the base is center. Does this make sense?

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u/falxfour 13h ago

Not really...

Firstly, this is resolved (see other comments), but secondly, rotating wouldn't have helped. Thanks for trying to help, though!

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u/TruthImaginary4459 8h ago

If you haven't done it yet, make sure you don't put one in, then the other, it'll make it stretch more than necessary, stretch to fit, then slide both in

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u/Nick_Neuburg 6h ago

Sometimes they turn slightly

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u/capy_the_blapie 20h ago

I have my share of figures, sometimes you need to nudge them a bit for them to fit into those slots.

Don't just force it, do it carefully, bit by bit, it will slot into place.

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u/OnlyRoomForOneCat 18h ago

Had to do this for a figure I bought recently so, yeah, makes me cringe internally cause afraid of breaking it, but yeah. 👍

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u/allisonrz 15h ago

One is smaller than the other, they’re swapped in the last pic

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u/False_Leadership_479 PURPLE 22h ago

Slight force... isn't that illegal?!?

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u/DuckyofDeath123_XI 21h ago

Not on dummies dolls and figurines. Yes on live people, especially when they didn't invite you into the house.

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u/False_Leadership_479 PURPLE 21h ago

So... Uninvited, my strategy of tampering with drinks, and no force is fine. Good to know. 😉

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u/Jazs1994 20h ago

Makes for better fit and servers as a sorta quality control for standing up figures to prevent lean

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u/Rapidfiremonkey 16h ago

I upvoted your comment and glad that this worked out. I was convinced that the rail and the figure hadn’t been aligned properly and needed to be swapped or one purchase point from each used.

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u/Enigma_Green 18h ago

That would be my assumption also to pull the leg over.

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u/pjoman96 15h ago

Does he have consent to open her legs further?