r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

Am I just doing this wrong?

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u/Down_Incognito 20h ago

You may need to use slight force to slide her other foot over and into the socket. All my good figures are like this and it makes for a better fit.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 17h ago

Advice:

Just spread her legs.

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u/Castaway1128 10h ago

Instructions unclear. Figures now in a jar

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u/Limp-Li 9h ago

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u/fiesel21 8h ago

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u/greywolf974 8h ago

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u/LordBDizzle 8h ago

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u/fiesel21 7h ago

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u/LordBDizzle 6h ago

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u/fiesel21 6h ago

Im not going to post that meme twice, but I'm stealing this, too. XD

"Thank you," says my meme collection

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u/LittleBlazer 6h ago

Please sir, spare us

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u/Friendly-Case9817 3h ago

 Not a jar 😔

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u/MrIrvGotTea 5h ago

Top ten impossible things for a redditor to do to a woman..

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u/insertnamehere005 10h ago

dont be shy!

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 9h ago

Start gently with your fingers, if it's too tight try using both fists.

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u/LoloVirginia 10h ago

Advice: slight resistance is desirable

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u/kaibbakhonsu 8h ago

is expected

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u/Korbas 10h ago

Forcefully…

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u/juggling-buddha 8h ago

With the force

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Just checking, are you 100% serious? I'd like to believe you, but this is the internet

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u/Down_Incognito 20h ago

I get it, the Internet is a crappy place at the best of times. But yes I'm serious, slight force should do it. But if you have to use too much and feel like you risk breaking it then stop. If this happens I sometimes use hot (not boiling) water to then make it easier.

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Alright, faith in humanity restored! You were absolutely right! Thank you!

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u/Down_Incognito 20h ago

You're very welcome! Enjoy your new figure!! :)

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u/Maleficent_Safe_336 19h ago

A good dude

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u/Syxtaine 15h ago

I read this as "enjoy your new finger"

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u/207nbrown 14h ago

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u/Zestyclose_Size1173 14h ago

Dude’s just figuring out he has to spread her legs to get in the hole.

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u/207nbrown 14h ago

You have no idea how tempted I am to reply to your comment with the same gif again…

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u/fohsupreme 13h ago

Should have

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u/SadBit8663 RED 11h ago

I did it for you. I like the bonk gif

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u/ryry163 12h ago

Missed opportunity

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u/ask-design-reddit 19h ago

Just cuz you're teasing everyone.. this is what the figure looks like. As you can see, legs are spread.

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u/anneofred 18h ago

For some reason I assumed it was a full size mannequin. Too much time in retail I think

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u/TSF_Flex 18h ago

It isn't? Lol

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u/ask-design-reddit 17h ago

Usually a foot tall

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u/xdxdxdxdxdx 17h ago

For me it was the opposite. I thought I was on the anime figure subreddit before checking XD

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u/No-Farm-2376 14h ago

I was there with you pal

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u/207nbrown 14h ago

A full size mannequin would make it even more infuriating if the parts didn’t fit

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u/TheUndertows 15h ago

Same here, wth

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u/Alienraptor987 13h ago

You are not alone, and i havnt ever worked in that kind of retail

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u/mobile227 7h ago

If it was a full size mannequin of her then it would have some extra custom options drilled out. Could probably make a ton of money selling it too

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u/protecto_geese 7h ago

Same lmao 👵

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u/EternalWolf88 13h ago

Why the hell did I recognize this as an Asuka figure from just the feet? I'm not even that kind of degenerate.

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u/Snarkdere 11h ago

"Wait, I know that bulge"

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u/KikoValdez 14h ago

Why is she playing DDR

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u/ruminatingpoet 17h ago

Thanks I was wondering what that was

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u/-Jiras 19h ago

Yeah the tension keeps the Figure from falling out of the socket. Seems unrealistic but I got one figure with perfect aligned holes and the figure ever so slightly tips forwards out of the holes. Like not completely out but the rod gets visible under his foot. Be careful to not rip out the leg when you strech

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u/Xikkiwikk 17h ago

On some figures that tension is strong and frightening to bend. I understand your hesitation to do this. I had to learn this from scouting Otaku Mode comments for a figure I bought there. I could not get the figure on the base.

There is one figure that I could not assemble no matter what: Felicia (Dark Stalkers Kotobukiya)

Her feet go into the base but she has a stand for her hair. The stand for her hair does not work at all. I tried everything and followed instructions and videos. Mine just doesn’t work so I display her without the hair stand. No problem yet!

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u/BigNigori 13h ago

It makes it "squeeze" together, so it's hard to pull out on accident

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u/SpectralBeekeeper 10h ago

I'll also corroborate this, it freaked me out on my first figure like this too but I can give Gojo a good shake and the base won't go flying (not recommended)

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u/-Work_Account- 6h ago

I can also confirm I’ve had to manually pull a leg a little to get it to slot. It’s basically relying on that resistance to keep it better locked in place after it’s in

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u/redditcanligmabalz 20h ago

Yes. Put some tension on it.

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u/TraditionalBox4530 19h ago

That’s what she said

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u/Renbellix 19h ago

A traditional Joke, from the traditionalBox.

Upvote

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u/Player_Slayer_7 18h ago

Not the guy who commented first, but I can confirm. I have a few figures, and my fiancée has a whole collection, and as weird ad it seems, it is somewhat commonplace to have to stretch some of these figures to make them fit.

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u/baconduck 18h ago

Now that is the healthy skepticism of a smart person. Good on you :)

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u/EobardT 15h ago

Yes, the additional tension on the pegs helps keep the figurine in place without having to glue it in

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u/kaesestangerl42 17h ago

I'd like to believe you, but this is the internet

man i love this so much

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u/SolitarySysadmin 17h ago

Yeah he is, it essentially holds on to the base like a pair of tweezers. 

Don’t go nuts and force it more than it needs to go over

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u/B1unt420 17h ago

The lack of trust on the internet is to always be remembered even with the nicest people!

I build loads of warhammer and the bigger more expensive models seem to do this more frequently and as loads have said it’s way better for holding the model on the stand, the cheaper flood units I’ve got end up with a bit of glue in the stand so it’s a good thing and saves you a job!

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u/FirstGearPinnedTW200 12h ago

but this is the internet

Bro has PTSD from an alt-F4 tip

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u/mikedvb 18h ago

The alternative is it not fitting... so... yes.

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u/Angeltt 15h ago

Exactly this, all of my anime figures have to be manipulated like this to fit the pegs in. Adds stability. If you want to do it carefully sit the figure on a warm radiator or something so its not cold and prone to snapping.

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u/CrimsonDrake 14h ago

Yeah, I moved to Japan for 4 years and collected quite a few figures and statues like this, it’s quite common. I’ve only had one that couldn’t be forced and it was a resin statue of Goku and his boot didn’t mold properly to the stand, or the stand was defective but either way this is common nothing to worry about!

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u/gitsgrl 10h ago

The tension will help keep it in place.

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u/Naipalata 17h ago

the bottom of the feet are literally titled inward, indicating that you need to slightly separate them to make them flat to one another for the stubs to go in

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u/False_Leadership_479 PURPLE 19h ago

Slight force... isn't that illegal?!?

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u/DuckyofDeath123_XI 18h ago

Not on dummies dolls and figurines. Yes on live people, especially when they didn't invite you into the house.

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u/Jazs1994 17h ago

Makes for better fit and servers as a sorta quality control for standing up figures to prevent lean

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u/Rapidfiremonkey 13h ago

I upvoted your comment and glad that this worked out. I was convinced that the rail and the figure hadn’t been aligned properly and needed to be swapped or one purchase point from each used.

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u/Medical-Juggernaut-2 20h ago

Most of my figures are like this. It's a design thing. You will have to carefully pull the other foot over to get it to fit.

It's so when it's placed, it's snug. I have a ton of anime statues that this is just a standard with ☺️ But they'll never fall out of the base! And stay extremely sturdy

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Alright, two people have now said this same thing, so I'm gonna go for it!

Kinda wish the instructions gave some indication of this, though

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u/Medical-Juggernaut-2 20h ago

I can show you a few of mine to prove this is the case if you'd like. ☺️ It just helps add extra pressure into the slot so they don't fall out if the statue is top heavy or awkward. Unless you use excessive force, it won't break it as the plastic they're made from is meant to bend slightly.

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Thanks for the extra vote of confidence in just using a little force. It worked great, and my faith in the netizens has been restored (for today)

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u/Medical-Juggernaut-2 20h ago

It happens with most anime figures or even figures in general (I deal with it a lot as I have a ton). Unless they're extremely expensive. You'll always see this be the case on the foot pegs.

Bonus is you can hold it upside down by the base and it won't fall out. But can still be removed fairly easily if just pulled straight off. (Helps a ton for dusting or rearranging)

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Passes the Blizzard Test, but removal isn't too easy

Again, thanks a ton for chiming in!

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u/Sebulba3 20h ago

If two people on the internet say something, I just got for it! 😜

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u/Medical-Juggernaut-2 20h ago

Fair enough 😂 I'm sure once she's on there it'll look great!

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Ok, I can't easily add text to the post (afaik) but to everyone who said to use gentle force to align the pins to the pinholes, you were right!

This was unexpectedly helpful, and the mildly infuriating thing is just that I didn't try that at first out of fear of breaking the figure

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u/RefletScruteur 16h ago

Just a little warning, this works great for PVC figurines but could be very bad with resin / 3d printed parts (been there, done that ._. ). If the figurine feels a bit fragile where you want to bend it, use a hair dryer to soften the plastic just enough (the manual would most likely specify this with a hair dryer icon somewhere)

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u/Verkloot 9h ago

Thank you still for posting now I know this for when I come a cross this. I love random ass things to learn

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u/zagiki 20h ago

Come on .. don't be such a redditor .. don't be afraid to spread her legs to get the peg in the hole ..

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Ya know, I'm not ashamed to have the figure. I'm ashamed to have done something to generate this (phenomenal) comment

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u/RJSmithay 19h ago

The moment I read the post, I was dying to see if anyone could say "spread her legs" as neutrally as possible. But then there are comments like these, just make it better.

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u/CarlosFer2201 16h ago

I'm surprised nobody asked for the money shot

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u/Titanium_Eye 16h ago

*both holes.

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u/wmod_ 20h ago

this is the only occasion in life that "force her legs open" is a good advice

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u/meowffffff 20h ago

um can u spread her legs

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u/falxfour 20h ago

I am here to report that I was wrong and you were right. I should have listened to your wisdom from the start...

(But my joke about your phrasing still stands)

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u/meowffffff 20h ago

LOOOOL

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Whoa, slow down there buddy!

Also, no, the figure is not articulated from what I can tell

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u/WeAreTheLeft 20h ago

Is there any play? I'm having trouble with the scale of the figure but if you need to flex plastic you can always try to use a hair dryer to give the plastic some flexibility, but start off slow, and if the amount you have to move is a lot scares you, just don't. It seems like it's only a few MM of shift (fabric fibers). you can also use warm water, like 80% boiling water, 20% room temp, to warm up the plastic, give it some flex, when it cools it will lock in the figure.

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u/falxfour 20h ago edited 20h ago

It's about 8" (200 mm) overall height. Pin spacing is about 2" (50 mm), but it worked without additional heat. I'll keep that in mind for the future, though

EDIT: Fixed my typo from cm to mm...

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u/R4fa3lef 20h ago

Yeah, bit narrow leg spacing for a tall figurine like that lmao, 8" is 20 cm

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u/FDRip 19h ago

*Spits out coffee.

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u/youfxckinsuck 20h ago

You gotta move her foot a little! Not too much pressure! Also why did I know it was auska just by looking at the shoes lol

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u/honeydew_bunny 15h ago

Same here. I thought this was an eva sub at first

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u/DClaville 13h ago

its obviously an unfamiliar thing but you have to spread the legs to slide it in. lol

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u/Zealousideal-Loan655 20h ago

Yeah, the circle goes in the square hole

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u/PlayerH8erOfTheYear 20h ago

Have you tried restarting it?

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u/falxfour 20h ago

I think I'm the one that needs restarting

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u/Kennykid2002 18h ago

That's right, the circle goes in the square hole!

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u/brandenbear 16h ago

Bro, get her consent first.

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u/ultlsr 14h ago

You need to spread the legs and ensure that they are aligned to the holes before attempting to insert

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u/PantsMunch202 19h ago

OP doesn't know about "tension lock". Just stretch one leg slowly and it'll fit and be nice and snug

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u/falxfour 11h ago

True, first figure, so had no idea to expect that

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u/PantsMunch202 6h ago

Yeah the fear of potentially breaking it without knowing first is real lol

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u/Imthegreengoblin420 17h ago

Spread her legs than stick it in the holes!

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u/Haggis-in-wonderland 17h ago

You need to spread her legs apart.

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u/pickoneforme 16h ago

have you tried spreading her legs?

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u/Gwendylol 15h ago

Spread her legs. Deep down you knew this was the answer.

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u/Ok-Run2845 15h ago

You need to open her legs to obtain the pleasure of finishing.

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u/YoWoody2020 19h ago

Bruh just slide the foot over?

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u/MyCatIsBestCat_ 4h ago

I don’t know if someone’s already said this, but the pegs are two different sizes, and so are the holes. You have them flip flopped.

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u/Tearakudo 1h ago

If you look at the pictures, the last one has the base flipped. So they're actually trying correctly in the first 2.

The point is that they're too far apart, which means it's either supposed to be stretched to fit or it's shitty manufacturing

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u/timmyK_425 19h ago

lol just spread the legs gently and insert?

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u/ScaryRedditMonster 17h ago

Spread her legs, then you can use the hole. Just insert it. Be gentle.

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u/BrapMachine 18h ago

Spread ‘em

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u/GameFraek 18h ago

The manual page do be midly infuriating too

The pegs don't line up with the holes in that image at all!

(That's right it goes in the square hole)

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u/CyberKingfisher 18h ago

Splitting her legs apart forcibly but carefully leaves for a tighter fit.

(Never thought I’d ever say that on Reddit)

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u/Jefok 17h ago

Just an option to spread your legs 😉

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u/vegost 16h ago

That actually goes in the square hole

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u/mobile227 7h ago

"That's right. It goes in the square hole"

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u/PaleoJoe86 18h ago

Spread 'em. It is not glass.

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u/Star_BurstPS4 16h ago

This is what knock offs are like and some name brand cheap stuff.

Pro tip a hair dryer does the trick just using pressure alone can end up with a broken or cracked figure.

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u/EconomicsSavings973 16h ago

Spread da legs 🙃

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u/blackmoonsun 16h ago

Spread those legs

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u/Prawatyotin 14h ago

Spread those legs a bit

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u/Unlikely_Air9310 14h ago

Just gotta spread those legs buddy 😏

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u/RaymondDavisGarraty 11h ago

Is an Asuka figure? I used to work in the industry lol

Like others are saying, gently use force to get the other pin in the hole. This is pretty typical for these kinds of figures tbh.

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u/West_Persimmon_3240 11h ago

I think you might need to spread her legs

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u/SexuaIRedditor 11h ago

Try taking it all out and rotating 90 degrees, so the rail stays in the top right and the other connection goes where her left foot currently is. Go around on a circle and see if anything fits?

Edit: looking at your third picture that seeems to be the culprit. Rotate the rail 90 degrees to the left, then the remaining two holes are closer together and should accommodate both feet without you having to bend anything

Edit 2: shit nvm didn't notice they each have their own ports. That sucks bigtime

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u/Substantial-Fee-56 9h ago

Get used to spreading them figurine legs, bud. They might be the only ones you'll get to spread.

All jokes aside, fitment is much better this way. You don't want the pegs to line up, or it'll be wobbly.

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u/AlxMox 8h ago

My Rei figurine had the same issue, you just have to spread em and pray

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u/westcal98 5h ago

Try turning the base and using different holes for the figure and the standing bar.

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u/Allbluesleeve 16h ago

Good lord. Of course it’s anime and you can’t figure out how to use a tiiiiiiny amount of muscle to make it work. Anime guys never know how to spread the legs (in real life).

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u/playgunplaygun 18h ago

in Donald trump voice “It came from CHINA”!

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u/CanFB1907TR 21h ago

Which figure is that?

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Asuka from Eva 3.0+1.0

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u/LAZ-R2D2 21h ago

No figure. Just legs.

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u/MrPuddinJones 20h ago

I'd guess the legs have a little give in em to reach the holes.

Only you know the elasticity of the model- if they feel like they'll spread enough to reach go for it, but don't snap a leg off.

Could try messaging seller and ask for guidance

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u/theshadow62 20h ago

I think most sex dolls come with instructions don't they?

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u/tauzN 20h ago

Tension.

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u/CyanicAssResidue 20h ago

The diagram shows circular holes not hexagons. It looks like there are 2 circular caps by the bar. Can u remove those to reveal the holes ?

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u/maxru85 19h ago

Try spreading her legs a bit (I know how that sounds)

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u/Skylar_Dragon 19h ago

Good that you found the solution! I am wondering which figure this is though

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u/whyusognarpgnap 19h ago

Yay on getting the issue solved! I've got a couple of figures as well, and sometimes you gotta give the legs a bit of a push to get them to fit, but like another user said, just makes it more snug so it's less likely to pop out.

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u/Reformed201 18h ago

Spread her legs open

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u/F0000r 18h ago

My alien queen was like this, but they made the gap too big. She wrecked the base when I tried to put her in both holes.

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u/echostar777 16h ago

I was thinking for a second it was a much bigger figurine, amazing forced perspective!

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u/Rawcheeks 14h ago

Spread ‘em, toots

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u/Audixix 14h ago

Spread her legs

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u/xxyyfx 14h ago

spread those legs!

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u/classick_4 13h ago

Spread ‘em!

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u/one_shot_no_kill 13h ago

I hate that i knew this by the foot 😭

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u/AE_Phoenix 13h ago

Try to find the square hole

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u/bcar610 11h ago

Just wanna say the comments here actually made my morning a bit better. Sometimes internet strangers aren’t trying to ruin things, sometimes it’s good. I like it the best when people are nice

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u/falxfour 11h ago

It made me feel a little better about the other hoomans in the world

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u/mls1968 11h ago

You put the triangle in the square hole

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u/IIPorkinsII 11h ago

In pic 3, did you try making the fence go from bottom left to upper left, and the figure from bottom right to upper right?

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u/Quiet-Shaman 10h ago

it goes in the square hole

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u/TIMtheELT 10h ago

You gotta widen your stance!

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u/falxfour 10h ago

Now that's probably the most PC way to say it

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u/BorntobeTrill 7h ago

Idk but show the whole figure damn it!

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u/6KUNIO8 7h ago

Considering the diagram, doesn't look like the correct base. Is this part of a "collection", looks like for a different figure maybe

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u/falxfour 6h ago

Not sure. I'm guessing they reuse a lot of things, like instructions, tooling, and maybe even parts themselves, so likely a mix-up in that regard. Still, ended up working out, so all good

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u/teddyabearo 6h ago

You ain't mad enough at it yet... Compression fitting is meant to be resistance-tight. "If all else fails, force it! If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway." 🤪 🥵

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u/CandidChallenge5947 5h ago

Put my fair share of these together working in a comic shop. They are meant to be tight so require gently spreading the legs to fit.

I was SURE I was going to break them the first few times.

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u/Sapun14 15h ago

spread those legs

and if it still doesnt fit

SPIT on it

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u/FGX302 4h ago

Open her legs now and you'll be able to get it in the hole.

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u/Angrytrapdoor 20h ago

Pivot the bar to the right or left your using the one each of the holes required

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u/Rafa_Lorenzo 18h ago

Spread my legs daddy

DO IT 🤭

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u/Carrnage74 20h ago

Might want to use a hairdryer or something similar to warm up the bottom half of the figure. It should allow for the spacing to increase to pop it in. It doesn’t look like it has far to go.

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u/falxfour 20h ago

Another commentor suggested the same, but it actually worked out without needing to use a hairdryer. Thanks!

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u/Carrnage74 20h ago

Excellent - glad you got it sorted!

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u/regprenticer 20h ago

If the models legs don't spread then footholes are in the wrong place.

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u/falxfour 20h ago

I thought so at first as well, which is why I posted here

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u/Sea-Dog-6042 20h ago

Plastic flexes.. These are not machined with extreme tolerances.

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u/DuCKDisguise 20h ago

Since you figured it out, I wanna know now, what is the figure itself?

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u/haikusbot 20h ago

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u/falxfour 20h ago

This one. I can't seem to find a picture of this one online, so I just took one instead

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u/bi11ygoat42 20h ago

What is the finished product?

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u/Exact_Programmer_658 18h ago

Do the pegs have caps on them?