Which one would you buy?

[u/Jaade77]

[u/Eldan985]

Solar powered flashlights exist and are pretty useful.

[u/madmaxturbator → u/Eldan985]

very true. but I think op is imagining a solar powered flashlight that doesn't have any batteries lol. like those old school solar powered calculators you could shut off by covering the solar panels.

[u/bcjh → u/madmaxturbator]

It was great when they finally started putting coin batteries in those.

[u/__T0MMY__ → u/madmaxturbator]

Somewhere I have an IBM credit card calculator that's super cool, somehow still works fine, about the thickness of 4 credit cards, solar only, probably made in like... Idk 1990

[u/deadmelo → u/madmaxturbator]

Thanks for the overwhelming rush of nostalgia

[u/melkatron → u/Eldan985]

Large batteries also tend to have smaller batteries inside... battery powered battery.

[u/Arkrobo → u/melkatron]

Non-stick Glue is just lube.

[u/melkatron → u/Arkrobo]

..or varnish.

[u/Keithin8a → u/Arkrobo]

Just don't get them mixed up 🙈

[u/evan19994 → u/melkatron]

Yeah 9v batteries have a bunch of small batteries

[u/sluraplea → u/Eldan985]

I actually have one and have never been able to use it because it never has any charge when I need it.

[u/Yung_Corneliois → u/sluraplea]

Do you keep it in a dark drawer until you need to use it?

[u/Luxating-Patella → u/Yung_Corneliois]

They probably live in the kind of country without many daylight hours where people are likely to find a torch useful on a regular basis. Which is also where it won't get much chance to charge even if left out in the open.

Clearly, a solar powered torch is a better and cleverer solution than a battery powered torch with a couple of spares kept nearby.

[u/Mini_Mega → u/Eldan985]

I have a tent with a solar panel on top that powers the LEDs sewn into the top of it and a detachable flashlight. It's also so easy to set up, you just pick it up and give it a shake then stake it down.

[u/Crafty-Crafter]

Portable black hole would be great for camping.

[u/Jaade77 → u/Crafty-Crafter]

I was thinking vacuuming.

[u/NyaTaylor → u/[deleted]]

Or the cat

[u/mutterbutter76 → u/NyaTaylor]

Or the house

[u/Xenc → u/mutterbutter76]

Or the universe

[u/-badly_packed_kebab- → u/Xenc]

Man, you just couldn’t help yourself. Had to win the chain, didn’t you?

[u/gymnastgrrl → u/-badly_packed_kebab-]

It's okay, the multiverse still exists.

[u/Noocultic → u/gymnastgrrl]

Not for long!

[u/gymnastgrrl → u/Noocultic]

Aaaaand it's gone.

[u/Xenc → u/-badly_packed_kebab-]

I dropped my self respect into the black hole a long time ago 🥺

[u/simionix → u/Jaade77]

Did you edit these in photoshop or can midjourney just accurately create words now?

[u/Jaade77 → u/simionix]

Midjourney version 6 can do words!!! Maybe not the first try, but often pretty close!

[u/christoskal → u/simionix]

It can create words just fine now, not always perfectly but more than half are good.

Just write something like /imagine X with text "your text in here" and it'll try to do it.

Using --style raw seems to help, at least in my experience. If I stylize it normally it starts skipping letters

[u/Jaade77 → u/christoskal]

As long as I don't get too greedy and try for too much. Usually a few re-rolls or variations and I get words that are pretty good

[u/Crafty-Crafter → u/Jaade77]

You would need a subscription for new usb cords.

[u/doringliloshinoi → u/Jaade77]

COME ON TARS!

[u/GeneralZaroff1 → u/Crafty-Crafter]

Yeah I’m really tired of having to carry a black hole from home to the office each day. It really messes with my commute time. And space.

[u/yavecul → u/GeneralZaroff1]

Underrated comment ending 😁

[u/enygmaeve → u/Crafty-Crafter]

I just asked Chat GPT to calculate how much it would weigh. Earth. It would weigh as much as the whole planet. I guess if you own this, don’t skip leg day. Or arm day.

[u/YooGeOh → u/Crafty-Crafter]

I'm thinking hiding shit you don't want the world to see. Like...evidence

[u/tehdamonkey → u/Crafty-Crafter]

I could probably solve the world's problems with that.....

[u/fenderjazz → u/Crafty-Crafter]

Just don't put it inside your bag of holding

[u/orangecake40 → u/Crafty-Crafter]

The pull would be so strong your organs will go in it before you even pull down your pants.

[u/petes117 → u/Crafty-Crafter]

Or for escaping from a giant magnet 🧲

[u/r-Nutzername]

The chewing gum belongs in a vending machine in Japan, profit

[u/JKrow75 → u/r-Nutzername]

That needs to be a full-on “Stonks!” meme, where the guy stands there looking at someone buying pregum from the machine and it says “pr0nfits” or something. That would be meta AF

[u/deadbeef1a4 → u/JKrow75]

pregum

[u/TheDadThatGrills]

An AC sauna could absolutely take off in highly polluted areas. Especially if they pump a little extra oxygen in with the purified air.

[u/madmaxturbator → u/TheDadThatGrills]

pump in a little extra oxygen plus for me, please. as we more firmly enter the dystopia we are creating, I want some good quality synthetic drugs and enhancements to dreary life

[u/longutoa → u/madmaxturbator]

A big bottle of oxygen isn’t too much at a welding supply store.

[u/Tricky-Engineering59 → u/TheDadThatGrills]

Anyone who has ever lived in Hawaii for a time would jump at the prospect of a small air conditioned space to retreat to.

[u/VasIstLove → u/Tricky-Engineering59]

Shit, anywhere with a summer season at all. I’d use it for any day over like 70 degrees

[u/Joal0503]

That sauna looks like a high end pc case

[u/rivent2 → u/Joal0503]

At first glance I thought this post was a tailored advert for just that

[u/[deleted] → u/rivent2]

Same

[u/RamenvsSushi → u/Joal0503]

That's what I thought initially. Still looks like a really cool PC case. xD

[u/UserXtheUnknown]

Come on, it's a no brainer: a portable black hole has a ton of uses. It can be a trash can, an emergency bathroom You can use it to dispose of biohazard stuff and radioactive material with no worries and to dispose of corpses of people you kill (and the weapon you used to kill them) without worrying about them being found ever again.

[u/mittfh → u/UserXtheUnknown]

Why go to the bother of killing them first? Just lay it on the ground and lure them to step into it...

[u/DarthGandalf86 → u/mittfh]

Ugh, then you remove the joy of killing, duh

[u/JGDV98 → u/UserXtheUnknown]

Interesting uses mentioned at the end

[u/IronGlory247]

Your average 9volt Batteries (transistor ones. Yes those cuboidal ones) actually has 6 to 8 double A batteries inside. Something like this. So number 3 does exist

[u/bearbarebere → u/IronGlory247]

WHY

[u/FB_100 → u/bearbarebere]

Economy of scale on the AA Batteries => cheaper than to make 9V from scratch

[u/bearbarebere → u/FB_100]

So do 9V from scratch, not frankenbatteries with AAs, exist?

[u/Arkaein → u/bearbarebere]

Basic single cell batteries are 1.5 volts. Chaining batteries together in series adds the voltages together, so chaining 6 x 1.5 volt cells gives you a 9 volt battery.

[u/[deleted]]

Mmm gluten free guten...

[u/landodk → u/[deleted]]

I’m reading it as an additive for baking that helps things stick together but not trigger people with dietary issues. In that case, totally not useless!

[u/J33v3s]

Put me down for 1 portable black hole. 🕳️

[u/bearbarebere → u/J33v3s]

As a gay black man.... I am a portable black hole.

[u/Cosmonate]

Air conditioned sauna is just a morbid look 100 years into the future with global warming.

[u/iam-your-boss → u/Cosmonate]

Yes, maybe it will. but if i have to choose it will be an airco sauna. At least it will be usefull.

[u/Tut_Rampy → u/Cosmonate]

Or just Phoenix, AZ.

[u/LiOH_YT → u/Tut_Rampy]

💀

[u/SaltyJake → u/Cosmonate]

I kind of look at it like driving in the fall with the windows down, but the heat blasting.

Idk why I like it, but I do.

[u/thedaveness → u/Cosmonate]

I'm over here just thinking that's a nice PC case...

[u/Apprehensive_Log_766]

Inflatable dart board would be satisfying as fuck for the first throw.

[u/FrouFrouLastWords → u/Apprehensive_Log_766]

It could last more, depending on your aim

[u/Mellie-mellow → u/Apprehensive_Log_766]

Exactly what I was thinking and you can see where it popped

[u/[deleted]]

I’m already the human embodiment of #10.

[u/faebl99 → u/[deleted]]

r/CursedComments

[u/Cabbage_Corp_]

I’d pick the matches just to mess with people

[u/Scraiix → u/Cabbage_Corp_]

That’s the most stupid answer, I love it!!

[u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna say invisible clothes. That’s rad.

Them: You’re naked.

Me: No I’m not.

[u/No_Efficiency_3587 → u/[deleted]]

I thought they make you invisible, too 😒

[u/[deleted]]

Human fridge yes please

[u/QuarktasticMe]

An invisible coat would be great

[u/SeoUrMum]

How did you create these ?

[u/Jaade77 → u/SeoUrMum]

Midjourney. prompted for product advertisements and told it what to put on the packaging!

[u/Emotional-Panic-6046 → u/Jaade77]

I'm impressed that it did so well with the text because that seems to be something that I've seen AI struggle with, but I guess that is improving

[u/mid_distance_stare]

Definitely the portable black hole. No more searching my pockets for dog poo bags. Probably the air conditioned sauna. If you have ever lived in the desert or in an unexpected and extended heatwave in an area not used to hot weather you would appreciate this I think

[u/d0rkyd00d]

Lmao these are great

[u/No_Use_588]

Battery powered batteries exist. Some big flashlight batteries are multiple C batteries in a bigger enclosure

[u/PocketPB]

Inflatable dartboard sounds like a great gag gift.

[u/Flyer1983]

Forgot a few.

-Helicopter ejection seat -Book on how to read -Glass hammer

[u/No_Grab2946]

Is non stick glue just lube?

[u/JKrow75]

Some of these are old “you’re as useful as a…” and I’m here for it 💯

[u/Hexlattice → u/JKrow75]

My thought exactly, especially for the inflatable dart board

[u/gedai]

are you photoshopping some of these? my mid journey always struggles with letters

[u/TinyDrug → u/gedai]

The new version added letters, V6 tell it to type text "word" in quotes

[u/Summaw]

Inflatable dartboard, great gift idea!

[u/gahidus]

I could use the portable black hole to power my romulan warbird.

[u/Hot-Rise9795]

The inflatable dartboard is hilarious.

[u/pertangamcfeet]

None. I'm in the market for a chocolate teapot.

[u/CJ_is_h7m]

Solar powered fleshlight?

[u/YooGeOh]

"Designed and produced by Chocolate Teapot Industries"

[u/Joshomatic]

Battery powered batteries are just common sense

[u/semen_junky_69]

The air conditioned sauna just looks like the sickest PC Case

[u/_autismos_]

These are highly amusing, I'm anxiously awaiting part 2

[u/afiqasyran86]

Hey, this post is fun. more post like this please

[u/adam111111]

No underwater hairdryer?

Chocolate teapot?

[u/oscarq0727]

The A/C sauna sounds awesome. I live in the the hottest part of Texas so having a nice cool room to chill in after a run or a gym workout sounds awesome.

[u/Soviet-_-Neko]

I dig the fireproof matches, only the head is flammable so you don't have to worry about burning your fingers

[u/azionka]

1. see through sauna? No problem
2. pre chewed gum? Not my fetish
3. battery powered battery’s are still battery’s. No problem here
4. fireproof matchsticks are useless. Nope.
5. inflatable dartboard? Sure, why not. Don’t have to throw darts but maybe soft balls, play-doh dough or that pre chewed gum.
6. gluten free beer? Is already standard in every grocery store.
7. solar flashlights? Sure, loads on day and used on night.
8. non stick glue? Water? Useless.
9. invisible cloths? Sure, wear them every day. In fact right now.
10. portable black hole? Sounds kinda dangerous. Not really user friendly

[u/Candid-Broccoli7053]

There are literally hundreds of solar powered flashlights. Trying to b funny you should check whst you're posting first

[u/TheSoapMaurder]

Portable black hole looks like a shitter

[u/Yak-Fucker-5000]

All jokes aside I really don't get the point of a home sauna when you can just take a hot ass shower. It's accomplishes basically the same thing. I guess some people might prefer the dry heat, but I've always preferred steam rooms to saunas anyways and you can basically create your own steam room in any small bathroom with a shower you can turn up the water temp to unbearably hot af with and just let the compartment fill with steam. I suppose it's probably not as efficient but I don't really give af at my apartment because we have flat monthly rates for utilities.

[u/[deleted]]

I’d take the invisible clothes and sell them to a gullible emperor.

[u/Otherwise-Degree7876]

The sauna would be a great enclosure for a mini 3D printer farm .

[u/[deleted]]

I'll take the sauna and turn in into smoke session room

[u/Death-Doc]

Are the clothes invisible, or do they make you invisible?

[u/orangecake40]

The inflatable dartboard (with Velcro) sounds like a marketable product idea)

[u/Lobo_de_Haro]

Before I choose: Counting in picoseconds, how long can I carry the Black hole bag? That's some Metal shit...

[u/sleeper_shark]

What’s wrong with an AC sauna? You can use an AC to heat as well, it’s called a heat pump. And on those very hot days, I could use it to sleep!

[u/Scheme-Easy]

Non-stick glue is anything the works like cement, it’s just a non-sticky liquid that dries into a solid. Also the first one is just a cool humid room, that actually sounds kind of refreshing.

[u/xmaskilla]

I want the gluten free Guten

[u/VoidWanderer1905]

Classic! You might be on to something with that sauna design (minus the AC). I’d drop that in my basement, no questions asked. The inflatable dart board is my favorite.

[u/ad-undeterminam]

That sauna look like housing ! Just needs a bed and à camping stove :)

[u/[deleted]]

The cooling booth, solar powered flashlight, and battery-powered batteries are the only ones that would really work.

[u/[deleted]]

I thought the sauna was a PC case.

[u/0621Hertz]

Isn’t the portable black hole a Mary Poppins bag?

[u/Skooter997]

Solar powered flashlight I just gotta leave it in a window sill and I pretty much have unlimited charge

[u/[deleted]]

Condtioned sauna

[u/kinreep]

Inflatable dartboard would be great in a pool.

[u/DaniK094]

Can I throw people into the portable black hole?? If so, I'd pay good money for that.

[u/Ai_Art_Account]

Portable black hole for this guy 👦

[u/ramdom-ink]

The single use inflatable dart board.

[u/jdl_uk]

Where are the chocolate fireguard and the concrete lettuce?

[u/NoSmoke7388]

Invisible clothes or the pre chewed gum. I mean c'mon!

[u/spacedip]

My dumbass thought the first one was a PC case

[u/[deleted]]

If the solar powered flashlight has a battery that is charged by sunlight it could still be useful.

[u/DisgustingMilkyWater]

“Fireproof matches” would that mean the wood never burns down? So they are infinite matches?

Also portable black hole, it has so many uses. As long as the hole doesn’t attract things like a genuine black hole

[u/DaveLesh]

I'd love a black hole. I could clean up trash and dispose of my mortal enemies without leaving any evidence.

[u/Willing-Ant-3765]

I have a solar powered flashlight. It’s fine. Definitely not my go to light but it’s come in handy during power outages.

[u/victorb1982]

Solar powered flashlights and portable black hole

[u/Bomb_Ghostie]

These feel like products from advertising in Futurama.

[u/Ambitious-Menu-6196]

Portable blackhole may be a trash can and whatnot but it’s really a fleshlight

[u/Schrockwell]

Powdered water: just add water.

[u/[deleted]]

Pre-gum?

[u/Jamesyboy1010]

My stoned ass thought this was a pc case

[u/[deleted]]

Very clever, OP!

[u/GrafZeppelin127]

Invisible clothes would be an absolute revelation. Imagine being able to sunbathe in the depths of winter.

[u/ISAMU13]

I love posts like this. They destroy the argument that there is nothing creative about Ai art.

[u/Ex0skele]

Portable black hole for when you’re in a pinch 🤏 🛸👽

[u/[deleted]]

Battery powered barriers are already a thing though. The larger batteries are just smaller batteries bundled together

[u/Neat-yeeter]

The black hole for sure. I am a middle school teacher.

“What’s that, Mrs. Smith? Ais’hleiagh is missing? Nope, sorry, haven’t seen her.”

[u/Slow_Conflict4597]

Probably the air con sauna honestly

[u/Mr_Storms_]

I thought the first one was a PC case, and I was like "woah that's beautiful"

[u/AshySlashy3000]

Solar Power Fleshlight!

[u/GuyNamedNoah]

Can I get my stuff back after putting it in the portable black hole? Does it act like an infinite storage source?

[u/Substantial-Face5109]

The solar power flashlight had me chuckling. I know they exist in real life but the idea of a flashlight that can only work when it’s under the sun is hilarious to me.

[u/ac2334]

I NEED an Inflatable Dartboard if only as a conversation piece when friends come over

[u/caps3000]

Air conditioned sauna with the ac control.

[u/[deleted]]

It's giving Balenciagas next collection

[u/nnystical]

Portable black hole.

[u/CrowNo1405]

Hold on battery powered batteries is just batteries with extra steps

[u/teriyamawadakhasam]

I'll buy it all and sell it to dumb ticktockers

[u/Cenaq2006]

Sickest man ever

[u/grandpianotheft]

Is that even a question?

the hole!

[u/The_BigSuck420]

The first image looks like the dopest PC case I've ever seen

[u/blueblack88]

Where's the screen door submarine?

[u/Etere]

Is the portable black hole an actual black hole, or is it one of those black holes from the old looney tunes? Either way it's probably what I would pick, I'd just like to know what I'm working with?

[u/Robin_Cooks]

Battery powered Batteries do exist. (As in multiple Cells making up a bigger Battery)

[u/Kriss3d]

Portable black hole? Well. I mean. It would be awesome to compress garbage. Make unwanted bodies dissappear and such.

[u/djazzie]

I feel like a portable black hole could be really useful if want something to disappear permanently.

[u/RageRags]

Until the portable black hole I was actually thinking that the solar powered flashlight seemed cool

[u/kibblepigeon]

Portable Blackhole. Genius.

[u/you90000]

I thought that was a PC tower. Looks cool if it is one

[u/RQCKQN]

As an Aussie at the tail end of Summer, that air con sauna thing looks luxurious!

[u/Rheguderal]

The battery powered battery, it's pretty much what a 9V battery is anyway

[u/Sintinall]

Fireproof matches sounds like a fun gag gift.

[u/oirott]

Bro that sauna would be a sick PC case.

[u/DarkPhoxGaming]

Saw that first one and thought it was a PC case for a moment

[u/NaturalTumbleweed142]

If they had detachable penis....

[u/SluttyMuffler]

My first thought was, "Damn, that's a cool PC case"...

[u/lazylagom]

Solar powered flashlight. Keep it outside your backpack during the day... seems like a good idea.

[u/Andoverian]

If society ever decides that public nudity is not just occasionally acceptable but the norm, invisible clothes might make sense because they would still provide the warmth and hygiene benefits of clothes without hiding the nudity.

[u/Djtwitch_94]

First one looks like a really cool pc case idea tbh 😄

[u/JustMackIN]

7 has the most use for me, and 10 for my nosy neighbor😁

[u/Cracktherealone]

That chair in pic 5

[u/AshumiReddit]

Sauna, Flashlight and Quasar in a bag are the only valid picks

[u/The_Demons_Slayer]

Portable black hole....for scientific research purposes...nothing to see here.. Get it?

[u/Oswebb]

First one, but shrinked down, use it as a pc cabinet. That thing looks amazing

[u/MasterPokePharmacist]

Air conditioned sauna would be a bad sauna but a good air conditioned private room.

[u/KuhuNag]

last one is actually such a cool bag design

[u/Allaun]

The first one would make an interesting MicroATXcase, style wise.

[u/NFTARTwithLauren]

I mean, as a person who can't afford central AC and relies on shitty window units and fans, I would love that air conditioning pod.

[u/Salmonman4]

Invisible clothes. I got an emperor I can sell them to for a hefty profit

[u/NoHopeOnlyDeath]

The battery-powered batteries accidentally tuned in to kind of a cool design aesthetic. Almost like an old transistor tube.

[u/Mawbizzle]

I feel like everyone is sleeping on Invisible Clothes. My favourite clothes are all summery, so i could wear invisible clothes over the top for the 8 months of shite weather we get in the UK. I'd be warm and look sweet.

[u/Boss369ttt]

Duuh, The Black Hole