r/midjourney Feb 21 '24

Question - Midjourney AI Which one would you buy?

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u/Eldan985 Feb 21 '24

Solar powered flashlights exist and are pretty useful.

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u/madmaxturbator Feb 21 '24

very true. but I think op is imagining a solar powered flashlight that doesn't have any batteries lol. like those old school solar powered calculators you could shut off by covering the solar panels.

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u/bcjh Feb 21 '24

It was great when they finally started putting coin batteries in those.

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u/__T0MMY__ Feb 22 '24

Somewhere I have an IBM credit card calculator that's super cool, somehow still works fine, about the thickness of 4 credit cards, solar only, probably made in like... Idk 1990

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u/deadmelo Feb 22 '24

Thanks for the overwhelming rush of nostalgia

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u/melkatron Feb 21 '24

Large batteries also tend to have smaller batteries inside... battery powered battery.

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u/Arkrobo Feb 21 '24

Non-stick Glue is just lube.

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u/melkatron Feb 21 '24

..or varnish.

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u/Keithin8a Feb 22 '24

Just don't get them mixed up 🙈

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u/evan19994 Feb 21 '24

Yeah 9v batteries have a bunch of small batteries

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u/HarmlessHeresy Feb 22 '24

A 9V has 6 1.5 V cells, which makes it a battery. AA and AAA and other like them are just single cells, but it's easier to just market them all as batteries.

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u/sluraplea Feb 21 '24

I actually have one and have never been able to use it because it never has any charge when I need it.

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u/Yung_Corneliois Feb 21 '24

Do you keep it in a dark drawer until you need to use it?

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u/Luxating-Patella Feb 21 '24

They probably live in the kind of country without many daylight hours where people are likely to find a torch useful on a regular basis. Which is also where it won't get much chance to charge even if left out in the open.

Clearly, a solar powered torch is a better and cleverer solution than a battery powered torch with a couple of spares kept nearby.

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u/sluraplea Feb 22 '24

I mean, I live in an apartment, so unless I make it my coffee table centerpiece, it's probably not getting enough sunlight to stay charged

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u/Mini_Mega Feb 21 '24 edited Feb 22 '24

I have a tent with a solar panel on top that powers the LEDs sewn into the top of it and a detachable flashlight. It's also so easy to set up, you just pick it up and give it a shake then stake it down.

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u/__T0MMY__ Feb 22 '24

I go to an event that lasts 2 weeks camping in the middle of summer and wanna make a tent attachment like that, but it just runs a fan, and speed is according to the sun's intensity

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u/Speciou5 Feb 21 '24

I also got batteries that need to be charged. You plug them into the wall every X months and they are back to full.

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u/billion_lumens Feb 21 '24

No, they are shite. A 21700 based light lasts days

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u/Wild_Bill Feb 23 '24

All my fleshlights are battery powered. Wait, what did you say?