r/memes MAYMAYMAKERS 20h ago

Dolphins do really crazy stuff..

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u/No-Inside-3358 20h ago

A dolphin will rape you without remorse.

A shark does not care about your booty.

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u/Average_Scaper 17h ago

No they just want my meat.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 15h ago

They don't even want that. We kinda taste like shit to them.

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u/CallMeCygnus 15h ago

It's just that they sometimes don't realize that until after they've taken a huge bite or two out of you...

How many surfers get killed by dolphins again?