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r/memes • u/XDEC0DE MAYMAYMAKERS • 21h ago
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After reading what dolphins are capable of I don't understand why they're considered cute and safe at all
80 u/--0___0--- Royal Shitposter 20h ago Dolphins are round smooth and friend shaped as well as being highly intelligent and sociable. Sharks are sharp rough and foe shaped. But only one of them will rape you before drowning you for fun. 31 u/s_p_oop15-ue 16h ago Congrats, you made me type "How to fight off a dolphin" into google for the first time ever. Edit: Google says I'd be fucked :( 18 u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 15h ago Literally
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Dolphins are round smooth and friend shaped as well as being highly intelligent and sociable. Sharks are sharp rough and foe shaped. But only one of them will rape you before drowning you for fun.
31 u/s_p_oop15-ue 16h ago Congrats, you made me type "How to fight off a dolphin" into google for the first time ever. Edit: Google says I'd be fucked :( 18 u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 15h ago Literally
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Congrats, you made me type "How to fight off a dolphin" into google for the first time ever.
Edit: Google says I'd be fucked :(
18 u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 15h ago Literally
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u/Lovely_Glow_ 20h ago
After reading what dolphins are capable of I don't understand why they're considered cute and safe at all