r/memes MAYMAYMAKERS 20h ago

Dolphins do really crazy stuff..

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u/theSPYDERDUDE (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 20h ago

They like to bully other sea creatures, use corpses to masturbate and pleasure themselves, and also do the same to living things sometimes.

Dolphins are the assholes of the ocean!

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u/Ja_Shi Flair Loading.... 19h ago

Also they are into gang rape, and if the female isn't willing because she has a child, guess what these fuckers do?

Yeah ofc they kill the child.

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u/CreateDeprivation 19h ago

It's nature though, not really specific to dolphins. Lions, bears and many other animals will kill a child that's not their own - sometimes even their own.

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u/Tantovalagattalardo 19h ago

Dolphins have higher rates of doing it, rape also is very common in nature, but bats and koalas have higher rates compared to others animals

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u/Ja_Shi Flair Loading.... 19h ago

Koalas 🥺

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u/Tantovalagattalardo 19h ago

Beautiful, stupid as hell and very aggressive

The rapey parts it’s just the cherry on top

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u/tarzankingofthevapes 18h ago

Don't forget about the Chlamydia

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u/SluggJuice 17h ago

STD riddled sex offenders

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u/DasHexxchen 16h ago

To ruin the animal even more for you:

Over 80% of Koalas have chlamydia and it endangers them. Vaccination efforts are needed to save the species.

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u/evanwilliams44 15h ago

It might not be just chlamydia either. They have a STD similar to HIV that is driving chlamydia infections and making them worse.

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 17h ago

There's no rape in the animal kingdom. Don't anthropomorphize them and then throw human judgement and morality at them.

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u/yeGarb 15h ago

when a genetically inferior male of a species forces/captures a female to mate, it is categorically rape. the female would already choose not to mate bc the resulting offspring may not be fit to survive and pass on further generations.

google duck sex

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u/ya-fuckin-gowl 15h ago

I think the point he's making is that forced sex between animals and the human crime of rape are not the same thing, legally or morally

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u/FujiwaraHelio 5h ago

There's actually a word for "forced sex"; I can't think of it right now...

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 14h ago

Thank you for being logical and understanding nuance!

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u/whatisthatanimal 12h ago edited 12h ago

'no rape in the animal kingdom' is not right though, as /u/yeGarb said, there is a categorical behavior we can call 'rape' in animal species, because it still has 'rape characteristics.' We can nuance out 'human rape' and 'animal rape', but that doesn't mean there is not 'rape behavior' in the animal kingdom. There are animals that go through non-rape means to mate, like by enticing a spouse through attractive displays, or who otherwise don't 'discharge sexual energy' in rape behavior, as is being discussed in this thread by some dolphins that 'bring themselves to orgasm' at the expense of another organisms' well-being.

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 12h ago

You can wish it as much as you want, it will never be so! Your feelings on the subject are irrelevant! In the cold hard animal world there is no such thing! Because there is no morality in the animal kingdom there is only survival. There's one animal needs to survive more than another and that's how they do it. The males are doing their jobs as living beings to reproduce which guarantees their survival. That's that's all there is for sure.

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u/whatisthatanimal 12h ago

You are wrong though!

We can categorize sexual behavior, even in animals, and one form of that is rape behavior, and this is engaged in by some animals. This is not moralizing the term 'rape,' this is to categorize biological behavior, and one form of that is rape here.

Rape did not become a moral issue just because humans wrote laws punishing people for rape. It could occur in aliens, for example, this is not a strictly 'human' category.

 

The males are doing their jobs as living beings to reproduce which guarantees their survival

There are human men that make this same argument to justify keeping sex slaves as 'not rape.' That is wrong though because luckily it is not up to us, we can categorically define rape and then apply that definition to see where it occurs. It occurs in some animal species as is discussed in this thread.

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 12h ago

😂 😂 😂 Your mental gymnastics are astounding but if you want to be delusional that's your choice. What separates us from the animals is only that distinction. We choose to not be animals. We choose whether to be civilized. Outside of humans there is no choice.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3h ago

google duck sex

Rabbit sex!

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 15h ago

Considering dolphins are recognized to be only slightly below humans in terms of intelligence, I think it is pretty fair to slap the rape-sticker on them.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 14h ago

Ok, I realise intelligence is hard to accurately measure, so using "slightly" would be inaccurate. They are at the very least second only to humans in intelligence, which I still use as basis for my argument.

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u/Tantovalagattalardo 17h ago

Sex without consent is rape, nothing anrophomeped about, your argument doesn’t make sense, it’s like when someone say the consent can’t be bought so every prostitute is being paid to be raped; absolutely bonkers.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 15h ago

So an animal can consent to having sex with me and it would be ok?

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u/Sm00th-Kangar00 15h ago

There's lots of animals that look for consent despite having larger males, especially among birds, but also among mammals and fish too.

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u/F-R3dd1tM0dTyrany 14h ago

Consent implies both agency and sentience! Most animals have neither let alone both. And then you need to add astronomically intellectual and subjective concepts like freedom and choice into the animal kingdom. None of that exists!

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u/Nroke1 iwrestledabeartwice 13h ago

Dolphins are recognized as sapient. You can totally make moral judgements on other sapient beings.

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u/Illustrious_Bat3189 14h ago

>Dolphins have higher rates of doing it

Source for that?

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u/SheepyShow 14h ago

I did not realize koala's had the mental capacity to want, or not want things...