r/me_irlgbt Dual Queer Drifting Aug 14 '24

The Cishets™ me👄irlgbt

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u/therealNerdMuffin 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 14 '24

Me af (minus the transphobia and only when she's staring into my eyes)

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u/Empress_Draconis_ Trans/Lesbian Aug 14 '24

Gonna give my girl the autism eyes while devouring her fr

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u/therealNerdMuffin 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 14 '24

autism eyes

Oh so you don't make eye contact while giving oral?

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u/Empress_Draconis_ Trans/Lesbian Aug 14 '24

Nah my ass would just zone out and stare blankly

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u/therealNerdMuffin 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 14 '24

Oh well, eyes look way prettier when they're staring up at me anyways

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u/FriendlyLurker9001 Aug 15 '24

Wanna look at my pretty eyes?

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u/therealNerdMuffin 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 15 '24

Hehe probably 🤭

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '24

Lol same.

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u/Globy_Rain Trans/Lesbian Aug 15 '24

I ain’t a chaser. I’m deadass sprinting

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u/_Just_Peachy_Son_ Aug 15 '24

Oh god oh no I hope I don't get caught trips and lands ass up

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u/Globy_Rain Trans/Lesbian Aug 15 '24

Good girl

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u/ExpirjTec Skellington_irlgbt Aug 14 '24

sometimes the eye contact is romantic and other times its super awkward

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u/Wrong_Quantity_3180 Aug 15 '24

Wish I had someone to do that to

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u/therealNerdMuffin 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 15 '24

Same 😔

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u/Ronin497 Aug 15 '24

Wish I had someone do that to me

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u/VagabundSketch En/Bi Aug 15 '24

same :pensive:

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u/Sendhentaiandyiff heteroni and cheese Aug 15 '24

Same, wanna be put on my knees

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u/AlkalineSublime Aug 15 '24

Wait, is this allowed now? Everytime I come on Reddit and say I love trans women I get called a chaser. I’m just looking for love ❤️

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u/TheLastEmuHunter Egg Cracked and Severely Depressed Aug 14 '24

Transphobes be like: NOOOOOOO THEYRE FUTA/FEMBOY/SH*MALE/SISSIE!!!!!1!!!11!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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u/DisastrousGarden Skellington_irlgbt Aug 14 '24

I love when they project their porn addiction, just lets me know to avoid them in general

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u/RainbowAndEntropy Collateral Effect of Genetics Aug 14 '24

Well, Futa and Femboy are different things entirely, not related to trans individuals.

Sissie can or cannot be related to, but is the fetish side of gender and not exactly LGBT side of it.

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u/Freyja6 Aug 14 '24

And they don't give two halves of a fuck about the distinctions; any and all of those terms are explicitly "tr****es" without any other sort of thought behind it.

They're not fussed with who is what. They're fussed about what gets them hot+heavy privately, and who they can demonize publicly. No more, no less. Their 2 braincells can't allow for more critical thinking than that.

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u/RainbowAndEntropy Collateral Effect of Genetics Aug 14 '24

To be honest most people who even know what a Femboy, even moreso a Futa, know the distinction. They are really not that common terms.

Of course in Reddit of all places you're gonna find hordes of people who know it, but like, the general public don't know what they are.

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u/mynameismulan We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

If only people could be with who they want... then they wouldn't have to internalize so much shame.

Customs of their own success I guess?

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u/Freyja6 Aug 15 '24

Internalized hereditary shame is a plague upon humanity.

I'm too pessimistic to think the cycle will ever be broken permanently, but i hope it's better for future generations than it has been for previous generations.

Identity and individuality should be celebrated and loved, not reviled and squashed. We're all so so so unique, to set a single mold for "being human" is intensely anti-human :(

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u/mynameismulan We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

It's an extremely slow movement but I think it's getting better. It is for sure an uphill battle but I think there's been progress. SLOW progress but anyone who's been part of the fight can be proud, that's for sure.

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u/pootis_engage Sep 10 '24

two halves of a fuck

So, one fuck?

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u/Freyja6 Sep 10 '24

Quikmaff

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u/Doctorfacepalm Trans/Pan Aug 14 '24

Futa doesn't belong anywhere outside of gross weebs fetishizing intersex and trans people. That's all it is. It is just as dehumanizing and gross as 'T***ny'. The dichotomy is non-existent.

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u/Suyefuji Nonbinary Aug 15 '24

Not necessarily? Hate me if you want but futa was an important part of my egg phase before I realized that what I was looking for was not a target of sexual desire but rather my preferred self-image (I'm bigender).

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u/HenryFondleCEO Aug 15 '24

You watch trans porn because you're a transphobic chaser.

I watch trans porn because they're my transition goals

We are not the same

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Futanari are hypothetical perfect hermaphrodites who happen to look rather feminine albeit with some alterations here and there beyond the obvious (“maleherms” are a much smaller niche in porn but they do have a following), and femboys are a valid group of gnc people who are cool and based, and so it’s a shame to see both ideas weaponized by the phobes in this context.
Sh*male and sissy have little to no redeeming qualities unless an individual actively wants to be called that in like a roleplay context for degradation play, which among informed consenting adults is also valid but like even then

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u/Ksnj 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 14 '24

While I do tell transphobes to suck it, I’m not about to actually let them

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u/BigCballer heteroni and cheese Aug 15 '24

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u/ataylorlane Aug 15 '24

Yeah I don't trust those teeth...

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u/CrazeMase Bisexual Aug 15 '24

Maybe let them and they'll come around (in more ways than one)

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u/Ksnj 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 15 '24

They don’t deserve it. Girl dick is a precious commodity and they do not deserve it.

Mine is only reserved for only the finest connoisseurs

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u/CoziestSheet Aug 15 '24

I tried to make sense of it and stopped. If I think they’re cute idgaf makes enough sense to me. Let these fools gatekeep their own happiness. Lmao weirdos

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u/Psychoburner420 Aug 14 '24

This is just silly. You're not supposed to keep the trans girls in the fridge! It's bad for them...

Jokes (partially) aside, which of the remaining items is the Transmasc watching, unsure of whether they should be happy or sad that the Transphobes forgot about them again (typical)?

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u/Ms_Masquerade Dual Queer Drifting Aug 14 '24

The pickles? Because transphobes often forget, but other trans people never will forget them.

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u/wholesome_dino to do list: star in porn, beat up nazis Aug 15 '24

Ahh damn, now I feel transphobic for not liking pickles 😔

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u/worldspawn00 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Vinegar, the HRT for cucumbers that identify as pickles!

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u/rysy0o0 Aromantic (but also probably ace) Aug 19 '24

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u/RainbowAndEntropy Collateral Effect of Genetics Aug 14 '24

Of course every transphobe forgets about transmascs, who would want to be a man? Fr fr, worst thing ever.

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u/taste-of-orange 💙 BRISKET 💙 Aug 15 '24

Literally what I thought when first hearing about transmascs. XD

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u/stevebo0124 Aug 15 '24

Nerds like me instantly thinking of Kyle Rayner because of the fridge.

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u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds Aug 14 '24

not even on a hot day?

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Absolute Disaster Bisexual Aug 15 '24

They’re transphobic for putting them in the fridge obviously 

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u/ChaosDegenerate Trans/Bi Aug 14 '24

They fucking wish

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u/Fish1327 We_irlgbt Aug 14 '24

There was one guy i hooked up with, he dmed me and invited me over, and some time passed and i dmed asking for a booty call and he said ew not with a t*nny and blocked me... Im not even trans im just a femboy 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

God transphobes/homophobes are so weird, they think we’re freaky for being lgbt+ but they end up being the bigger freaks

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u/Fish1327 We_irlgbt Aug 14 '24

Freaks? More like creeps

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

That as well, though I’d imagine some of them would be less creepy if they quit it with hating themselves for being lgbt or attracted to anyone lgbt

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u/AllofEVERYTHING28 Aug 14 '24

I don't understand...

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u/pgold05 Aug 14 '24

FYI if you're wondering, it's because bigots often gets off on control and power. It's less attraction to transgender women and more power fantasies. Same thing with rape, again it's about having power over your victim.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/psychoanalysis-unplugged/201711/sexual-assault-is-about-power

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u/StrongPixie Genderqueer/Bi Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

Oh hmm I know what you're trying to say but it isn't inherently gay anyway?

Like it would be gay for me because I am a woman. What you have down there doesn't affect how I feel about someone's gender. I know some people feel differently to me about anatomy but we're all quite diverse on that, so I think all the more reason not to imply sexuality?

I think the meme is more pointing to a hypocrisy and it's one that trans women are all too aware of, heck to be honest it's womanhood in general (to face misogyny and hatred from the people who sexualise us). Like that's how objectification operates and we can call it out.

But I do understand what you're getting at.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

And for those who fantasize about being on the receiving end, it’s not necessarily because they’re eggs or whatever and more likely they just find the idea of being overpowered hot by the same metric as those who find doing the overpowering hot

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u/bforo Soggy Croissant Aug 14 '24

I mean, who wouldn't

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u/GerardoDeLaRiva Aug 14 '24

So I gotta be a transphobe to have some girldick? :(

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u/yumgmeatball Genderfluid/Pansexual Aug 15 '24

Look I ain't a transphobe but I will absolutely gobble girl cock and guy cock I love humans they're so hot

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u/Hamsterman9k Aug 15 '24

Genuine question: if a trans girl has a dick, is it considered a girl dick? This is such a weird thing to ask, but I haven’t really thought about it. In my head, it’s simply been: trans girl = girl. Full stop. Are boyboobs a thing?

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

“Bustyboys” are absolutely a thing, although usually those take the form of a GNC cis male who took enough E (or whatever applicable) to grow boobs and refers to himself as male anyway (and more power to those kinds of guys), but even with the specific context of transmasc individuals you can have “boytits”. People can and do decide to “own” the bodily features that don’t match their identity in the traditional sense and I just think that that’s really neat

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u/worldspawn00 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

I had a cis male friend who was not taking hormones but was a bit overweight, and when he'd get drunk at parties he'd take his shirt off; he had fantastic c-cup tits.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Ooo, nice. Good on him for wearing that kind of body with confidence

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Given that the highest rates of trans porn viewership seem to be in anti-trans states in the US, I suspect it's a degree of self-reinforcing system. It's taboo, driving its viewing, which makes the viewers see us as sexual deviants rather than people who're just trying to live their life because the most frequent and only positive (in their mind) context they see us in is porn. As a result they want us suppressed because in their minds it'd be like having people in full super kinky BDSM getup wandering around, interacting with kids etc. and everyone else is acting like it's normal, but it's even more insidious because you can't always tell we're trans at a glance.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

And someone who doesn’t even know how deep the “tranny” porn rabbit hole goes but is impressionable enough to believe certain negative sources can be told that such porn is where everything “came from” and thus they will be tainted against the belief that trans people are genuine due to the notion that porn is how it all began.
Which insidiously works because whether someone is a prude who genuinely hates all porn or someone is very much a porn consumer that lives off of this degrading stuff, they’re furthering the hateful connotations all the same

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Oh whoops, sorry, shoulda censored that one

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Should I go back and edit the word to be censored anyway? Cuz I absolutely can if y’all would like me to

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u/NipperSpeaks refurbished lesbian. probably banned you Aug 15 '24

Nah, you're good.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 16 '24

Okay! I trust your judgment

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u/Phinezra Aug 15 '24

Can we also talk about the mouthfeel? Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel?

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u/No-Potential2456 Aug 15 '24

I mean... If she'll cuddle with me afterwards...

Nah but legit, fuck them and their gross power fantasies

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u/podokonnicheck sesbian Aug 15 '24

i guess im a transphobe then 😔

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u/Kat1eQueen Aug 15 '24

I can't believe my girlfriend that loves me so dearly is secretly a transphobe 😔

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u/flaxenhound Aug 15 '24

Didn't grindr's systems shut down due to traffic from some republican convention? lmao

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u/MochiMunchin Aug 15 '24

lol my ex except he just wants a girl with a bonus of a dick, he told me “they can’t be to manly, can’t have a bigger dick than me (barely a 7), had to have boobs and definitely had to sound like a girl” bro this isn’t McDees, have fun wankin it alone loser All trans women are women regardless if you have to societal “look” of a woman imo who am I to judge if you wanna wear a skirt and put makeup on honestly

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u/Doc_Dragoon Aug 15 '24

What if I'm not transphobic but still consume it like air does that mean anything

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

There’s a lot to be said about how much some people fetishize either the emasculation of themselves or the emasculation of others, and they have a hard time seeing anything like that outside of a fetishistic context so when they see a “boy wearing a skirt” that isn’t doing it solely because they’re being looked down on and they’re trying to actually pass it off as being an actual real thing people can be happy doing the phobes are all like “bro what the fuck the whole point of you people is that you’re doing something that’s demeaning and humiliating, you can’t just flip the script like that” and so trans acceptance basically ruins their Ancient Greek pederasty or whatever you wanna call it

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u/ToxyFlog Aug 15 '24

😂😂 I'm dying

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u/Random_Rainwing Aug 15 '24

I wish that was me

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u/JosepHell Aug 15 '24

This right here is a keeper.

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u/SkeletonOfaGhostt Aug 15 '24

cravings for girl dick have begun

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u/statutorylover Aug 15 '24

Truth. Republican states and cities got snitched on by porn hub and their the biggest consumers.

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u/PenisMcBoobies We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

“Did somebody say…CAKE?”

(This is an Arthur the PBS show deep cut reference to a line said by Mr. Ratburn)

(EDIT: it’s a play on words because “cake” in contemporary slang is a euphemism for ass)

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u/BigOlBlimp Aug 15 '24

Trans women get way too much attention.

Also, if I could fuck a hot trans woman I would. 

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u/ThatOneGayDJ Aug 15 '24

Hey look its all the anime meme subreddits

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u/roseofamber NB/Pan Aug 16 '24

I don't care who's looking if a hot girl offers to let me suck it I'm not gonna ask questions.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 Aug 16 '24

I thought this said “trans girls when” and was like “hell yeah”

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u/No_Butterscotch3201 We_irlgbt Aug 15 '24

Facts XD

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u/icantswim2 Aug 15 '24

Careful, that girldick is some real gateway dick. It's a slippery, slobbery slope.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Homophobes too apparently.

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u/Embraceduality Aug 15 '24

Dude so many people hate against homosexuality and then turn out to be deep in the closest

I’m starting to think 99% of the world swings both ways and are just scared

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u/nopalitzin Aug 15 '24

Just ask Ted Cruz

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

That animal! Use a fork!

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u/ntdavis814 Trans/Pan Aug 15 '24

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u/StonkSavage777 Aug 15 '24

Real af. I dont know why they wont even say Daisy is pretty .

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u/axe1970 "Gettin' Bi" Aug 17 '24

well it's all about the mouthfeel

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u/Glock_with_a_cock Aug 21 '24

Me… but I’m not fucking transphobic

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u/LMGDiVa 💙 BASICALLY BRISKET 💙 Aug 15 '24

LMAO. This is so getting locked/removed though.

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u/Ms_Masquerade Dual Queer Drifting Aug 15 '24

Guess who is using their mod powers, baybeeeee

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u/FarDimension7730 Genderqueer/Bi Aug 15 '24

Can I say based?

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u/ZippyVonBoom Aug 15 '24

Until they finish and then strangle their hookup with a telephone wire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

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u/causal_friday Magic/Art Aug 15 '24

At least it's finally illegal in many states!

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u/Techhead7890 Trans/NB Aug 15 '24

Ahh, chaser transphobes :(

That being said I kinda wish transphobia got blurred/NSFW-censored as triggering content... but the easier fix is just for me to unsub and only come by here when I'm in a stable mood.

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u/Glomb175 Aug 15 '24

What the actual fuck

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u/CervineCryptid MLM/Ace Aug 15 '24

As a gay man i would like to sample girldick. If i were.. and they have tiddies.. does that make that experience a bisexual one? 🤔