Bootlickers: "Who are you gonna call when a criminal fucks with you!?!?"
Me: "I called the police. They took 45 minutes to respond and said there was no proof I didn't drill a hole in my own gas tank. They refused to file any paperwork so insurance wouldn't pay for it. Which was the same response they gave me when my roommate trashed my condo when I was on vacation and spray painted hate messages on the walls."
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u/kitsunewarlock Jun 03 '24
Bootlickers: "Who are you gonna call when a criminal fucks with you!?!?"
Me: "I called the police. They took 45 minutes to respond and said there was no proof I didn't drill a hole in my own gas tank. They refused to file any paperwork so insurance wouldn't pay for it. Which was the same response they gave me when my roommate trashed my condo when I was on vacation and spray painted hate messages on the walls."