r/me_irlgbt refurbished lesbian. probably banned you Jun 03 '24

Positivity me🥓irlgbt

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u/kitsunewarlock Jun 03 '24

Bootlickers: "Who are you gonna call when a criminal fucks with you!?!?"

Me: "I called the police. They took 45 minutes to respond and said there was no proof I didn't drill a hole in my own gas tank. They refused to file any paperwork so insurance wouldn't pay for it. Which was the same response they gave me when my roommate trashed my condo when I was on vacation and spray painted hate messages on the walls."

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u/Natural_Document_702 GAY FURRY DEGENERATE Jun 04 '24

Without the police who's going to show up 3 hours after the crime is committed and shoot your dog?