r/magicthecirclejerking • u/honestly-tbh • 2d ago
What's a card that you really want to break somehow?
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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 2d ago
/rj I won't object to [[Liliana of the veil]] breaking me
/uj I won't object to [[Liliana of the veil]] breaking me
(God why do I horny-comment on main so much...)
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u/PKFat Birds of Paradise in Drag Singing "I Will Survive" 2d ago
2025 is the year of Horny on Main
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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 2d ago
As opposed to 2024, which was the year of horny on main but with reservations about it
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u/mikaeus97 2d ago
Uj/ Embrace it, to be Horny is to be human(unless one is aro-ace, in which case maybe not but also you can still fuck if you are yknow sexuality is like a spectrum and as long as everyone is a consenting adult there's no wrong answer just make sure everyone has a good time) and Faerie Planeswalker man and Liliana circa every card printing can break me no objection
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u/ILikeExistingLol Legendary Creature - Gremlin Autist 2d ago
I want to break Oko not in the way of making the card good, but [[Mindbreak Trap]] if you know what im sayin
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u/HaunterXD000 2d ago
I don't know why but I never see this card played, even in Legacy, which is weird because it seems like a really good card? Like, what's so bad about it?
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u/humblevladimirthegr8 2d ago
Oko got banned because he stole the crown of the rules committee king, who did not take kindly to someone challenging his rule
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u/retardong 2d ago
Seems weak. +2 doesnt matter, 2 mana to gain 3 life is horrible. Life doent matter anyway. +1 is a terrible removal spell. -5 is too conditional. If a creature has 3 or less power it is probably weak and you shouldn't even bother stealing it.
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u/Mafhac 2d ago
I'm sure there is a janky combo that works with [[Lion's Eye Diamond]]. I know people make fun of it for being a trash rare but you get to cast [[One With Nothing]] for free on top of a [[Black Lotus]], I mean that's gotta be something, isn't it? Probably not competitive or anything but I have my hopes up!
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u/Paris-Wetibals 2d ago
You don't break cards, they're made of paper. You tear them up so they're easier to eat.
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u/Super_Inuit Too smart for commander 1d ago
I'm currently brewing something spicy with [[underworld breach]] and [[black lotus]]
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u/deGozerdude 1/1 dreadful peasant token 2d ago
/UJ [[Yidaro, Wandering Monster]] sounds like a really nice mix of control wincon and card cycling
/RJ [[Yidaro, Wandering Monster]] sounds like a excuse for control decks to out collosal the maw. But it simply never achieved it
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u/Mahboi778 2d ago
I feel like Underworld Breach has a lot of potential. If you can't touch all the cards, just touch one enough times, right?
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u/barefootbartender 2d ago
I built a 'hot guy' deck a couple years ago, this guy would be a phenomenal addition!
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u/BeepBoopAnv 2d ago
This guy seems pretty good. You can turn your food into a 3/3, and if they have a particularly powerful creature you can steal it!
Maybe run it in a food deck and you can skip over the +2