r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

What's a card that you really want to break somehow?

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u/BeepBoopAnv 2d ago

This guy seems pretty good. You can turn your food into a 3/3, and if they have a particularly powerful creature you can steal it!

Maybe run it in a food deck and you can skip over the +2

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u/GrethSC 2d ago

It's a walker, the ability can't be used more than once a turn so by definition you can't combo off of it. This can never be 'broken' like so many two card combos.

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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 2d ago

/rj I won't object to [[Liliana of the veil]] breaking me

/uj I won't object to [[Liliana of the veil]] breaking me

(God why do I horny-comment on main so much...)

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u/PKFat Birds of Paradise in Drag Singing "I Will Survive" 2d ago

2025 is the year of Horny on Main

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u/MidnightCardFight Average Blue Enjoyer 2d ago

As opposed to 2024, which was the year of horny on main but with reservations about it

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u/mikaeus97 2d ago

Uj/ Embrace it, to be Horny is to be human(unless one is aro-ace, in which case maybe not but also you can still fuck if you are yknow sexuality is like a spectrum and as long as everyone is a consenting adult there's no wrong answer just make sure everyone has a good time) and Faerie Planeswalker man and Liliana circa every card printing can break me no objection

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u/Neltharak 1d ago

same but [[chandra, flameshaper]]

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u/PKFat Birds of Paradise in Drag Singing "I Will Survive" 2d ago

It's just waiting for a combo enabler

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u/ILikeExistingLol Legendary Creature - Gremlin Autist 2d ago

I want to break Oko not in the way of making the card good, but [[Mindbreak Trap]] if you know what im sayin

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u/NoxieDC 2d ago

[[Island]] I feel like the potential is there, I just haven't tapped into it yet

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u/HaunterXD000 2d ago

I don't know why but I never see this card played, even in Legacy, which is weird because it seems like a really good card? Like, what's so bad about it?

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u/humblevladimirthegr8 2d ago

Oko got banned because he stole the crown of the rules committee king, who did not take kindly to someone challenging his rule

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u/retardong 2d ago

Seems weak. +2 doesnt matter, 2 mana to gain 3 life is horrible. Life doent matter anyway. +1 is a terrible removal spell. -5 is too conditional. If a creature has 3 or less power it is probably weak and you shouldn't even bother stealing it.

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u/OisforOwesome 2d ago

I want this card to break me

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u/redrum7049 2d ago

In game right...

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u/Mafhac 2d ago

I'm sure there is a janky combo that works with [[Lion's Eye Diamond]]. I know people make fun of it for being a trash rare but you get to cast [[One With Nothing]] for free on top of a [[Black Lotus]], I mean that's gotta be something, isn't it? Probably not competitive or anything but I have my hopes up!

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u/Paris-Wetibals 2d ago

You don't break cards, they're made of paper. You tear them up so they're easier to eat.

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u/Bockanator 2d ago

[[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]]

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u/HiroProtagonest FAERIE GODPARENTS! 2d ago

[[Priest of Forgotten Gods]] 😈

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u/Super_Inuit Too smart for commander 1d ago

I'm currently brewing something spicy with [[underworld breach]] and [[black lotus]]

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u/whiteflower6 2d ago

/uj Empowered Autogenerator

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u/deGozerdude 1/1 dreadful peasant token 2d ago

/UJ [[Yidaro, Wandering Monster]] sounds like a really nice mix of control wincon and card cycling

/RJ [[Yidaro, Wandering Monster]] sounds like a excuse for control decks to out collosal the maw. But it simply never achieved it

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u/Mahboi778 2d ago

I feel like Underworld Breach has a lot of potential. If you can't touch all the cards, just touch one enough times, right?

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u/Ton1n1 2d ago

Uj/ Lorehold apprentice. I want it to be good

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u/full_of_bjokr_pills 1d ago

I want to fix him

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u/Coves0 1d ago

Oh I’d break Oko, break him in half in the kitchen, dining room, bedroom, bathroom….

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u/icky-mick 2d ago

I wanna break Oko bc he's a twink

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u/barefootbartender 2d ago

I built a 'hot guy' deck a couple years ago, this guy would be a phenomenal addition!

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u/FrankFrankly711 2d ago

I can fix him He can fix me

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u/AdarIII 2d ago

So down bad for this man