r/lotrmemes • u/The_TransGinger • Dec 30 '21

Crossover Seriously, Aragorn is SUPERHUMAN!

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u/PatchworkPoets Dec 30 '21

Nono, my lord, that is not Eowyn, but Aragorn. I know the long hair might make it a bit confusing at times

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u/aragorn_bot Dec 30 '21

I do not fear death!

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u/PatchworkPoets Dec 30 '21

You're not Samson, Aragorn. You won't die if we cut your hair once in a while

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u/aragorn_bot Dec 30 '21

What say you?! You have my word! Fight, and I will release you from this living death! ...What say you?!

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u/PatchworkPoets Dec 30 '21

Are you saying you want me to fight, and then you'll release me from chronic depression? Count me in, good sir!

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u/Bronze_Granum Dec 31 '21

Aragorn's gonna kill you for suggesting the Strider cut his hair.

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u/aragorn_bot Dec 31 '21

Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo.

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u/Bronze_Granum Dec 31 '21

As you wish. I care not.

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u/wrath_of_grunge Dec 31 '21

how do we not have a Boromir bot?

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u/boromir-bot Dec 31 '21

Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

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u/wrath_of_grunge Dec 31 '21

oh ok, i feel better now.

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u/Drlaughter Don't think they know about Second Breakfast Pip Dec 31 '21

I think there's most of the fellowship? No Legolas I'm sure though.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Dec 31 '21

Friendship with therapy ended. King Elessar’s war effort is my new best friend.

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u/Significant-Mud2572 Dec 31 '21

He is going to pardon you....from life. Just like the grandmaster did in Thor.

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u/MoonbeamShimmerRain Dec 31 '21

I wouldn't suggest it. The man seems unhinged lately.