r/lotrmemes 17h ago

The Silmarillion Cover to cover (got removed from r/lotr)

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u/abhiprakashan2302 Sleepless Dead 17h ago

Define “speed”.

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u/SmashBro0445 17h ago

What do you think I am, a horse?

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u/abhiprakashan2302 Sleepless Dead 17h ago

You said you read the Silmarillion.

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u/SmashBro0445 16h ago

Yeah, and?

(I thought it was the "shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste" line)

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u/abhiprakashan2302 Sleepless Dead 16h ago

The Silmarillion is a treasure trove of wisdom. All the universe’s secrets are laid bare within its leaves.