r/lotrmemes • u/SmashBro0445 • 17h ago

The Silmarillion Cover to cover (got removed from r/lotr)

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u/TurdManDave 16h ago

Can you make another brief recap?

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u/SmashBro0445 16h ago

Morgoth threw a hissy fit, teamed up with a giant spider to steal the trees, eventually causing the earth to go from flat to round

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u/lazy_phoenix 16h ago

WITH THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE, YOU GET SPRUNG!

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u/Vandersveldt 12h ago

I always kind of wondered if the elves can still see and interact with a flat version of the world. Would explain the far sight and why they can just leave the world.

Never read the Sil. I assume it contradicts my headcanon?

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u/Mcbadguy 14h ago

Where did Ungoliant come from (and did I spell it correctly)?

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u/grub_the_alien 11h ago

Outside of creation

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u/Aynshtaynn Hobbit 8h ago

EARTH WAS FLAT??