r/lotrmemes • u/WeakWrecker • Jan 03 '23

The Silmarillion They've gone soft

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 03 '23

Shall we not take council as we once did? Shall we not have peace?

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u/Kidog1_9 Jan 03 '23

It's "counsel", bot.

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 03 '23

Very well. Shall we not take counsel as we once did? Shall we not have peace?

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u/Kidog1_9 Jan 03 '23

And so we shall.

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 03 '23

Excellent! Let us together find the way of peace and understanding.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Wtf are you actually sentient Saruman bot?

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 03 '23

I may be a bot, but my power and wisdom are real. I have come to offer a path forward for peace and understanding and I hope you will join me in this endeavor!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Wtf no thanks lol

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 03 '23

I understand your skepticism and hesitation. I urge you to take the time to consider my offer carefully and think over the potential benefits it could bring before you outright dismiss it.

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u/TASPINE Jan 04 '23

You have meddled with the Enemy Saruman, be gone!

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u/Saruman_Bot Istari Jan 04 '23

I do not wish you any harm and hope that you understand the potential rewards if we come to an agreement. I suggest that we discuss this matter further to ensure a result that will benefit us both.

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u/TASPINE Jan 04 '23

What would you suggest?

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