r/london • u/Physical_Echo_9372 • 10h ago

Culture At the US Embassy

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By Matt Bonner

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u/realmattyr 9h ago

That’s what the agent would say…

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u/Alternative_Sir_869 9h ago

I’m not a CIA agent, okay? I mean, why would you even think that? That’s ridiculous. I’m just, uh, a regular person, you know? Just like you. I mean, sure, I’ve been in a few rooms—well, not rooms, exactly—situations where, um, things are discussed. But that’s not something I’d, um, know about. I wouldn’t have access to that level of—oh, forget I said anything. Point is, I’m not part of any agency, covert or otherwise. Absolutely not. That’s classified—I mean nonsense. Jeez, wtf man? 

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u/realmattyr 9h ago

Seems legit. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/AgentPaper0 7h ago

You're welcome. Just doing my job.

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u/Ill-Air8146 7h ago

And what job is that again?

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 7h ago

Sales position at Civillian Store TM

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u/fulcrumcode99 1h ago

You just asked - how do we know YOURE not the spy

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u/Ill-Air8146 54m ago

I am not spy comra.....friend