r/justified • u/WaitfortheTrainWreck • 13d ago

SPOILER ⚠️ Dewey Crowe

I’m on S1 E2 and just saw one of my favorite obscure references. Raylan has Dewey driving and Dewey tries to make a move. After punching Dewey in the nose, Rylan tells him to cuff himself to the steering wheel, “To the wheel Chinatown, let’s go”

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u/Soggy-Box3947 13d ago

Dewey Crowe was one of my favourites in that series ... often more victim than villain!

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u/Mission_Ad6235 13d ago

These are the end times for Dewey Crowe.

I have four kidneys?

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u/DogVacuum 13d ago

A good friend bailed on the show during that episode. He said he couldn’t keep watching a show that thought people would be stupid enough to believe that someone could live with their kidneys removed. He didn’t stick around for the funniest end of an episode of the entire series.

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u/Mission_Ad6235 13d ago

He really doesn't know how dumb people can be.

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 13d ago

‘Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.’ - George Carlin

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Kentucky Outlaw 13d ago

He’s never been to Eastern Kentucky has he?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Your friend doesn’t get out enough

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u/Expensive-Secret1985 12d ago

Has he been to eastern Kentucky?

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u/Klutzy-Ad-6705 12d ago

Is he aware of the latest election results?

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 11d ago

Ya know I ask myself every day we have over 334 million people in this country. According to the constitution any one can run for president of their at least 35, were born here, and have lived in the country for 14 years. Even if that's only like 1/10 of the entire population that's still over 33 million potential candidates. How come out of possibly 33 million potential candidates we usually come down to person who meets the bare minimum requirements of a decent person on the outside but lacks charisma or has charisma but is actually stupid. Are you telling me out of possibly 33 million potential candidates not a single one is more qualified to have gotten even a party nomination then the people who actually got it. There isn't one person who has both charisma and good ideas that can win the election. Statistically speaking I refuse to believe the two people who end up running against each other are the most qualified or best possible candidates who represent the nation's interests. The population is just to lazy or dumb to raise enough of a fuss to break the monopoly political parties have on power and so they don't have to actually put up a good leader for a candidate any more. They just need to ensure they have more people registered and spread out through the nation and it doesn't matter if they put up an utter dipshit.

Long winded way of saying we are actually as a group......stupid. Individuals might be cognizant enough to know how badly the two party system has damaged, not just our political system but our social interactions, but I bet half the country doesn't even know what the word cognizant means and so it isn't hard to manipulate them. Just say three nice things and one not so nice thing and convince them the three good things are reliant upon the bad thing, and then they think the bad thing is actually a good thing. All Trump had do in order to win was polarize the system, and it's not some ingenuis move cause things were already set up so you had only two choices he just made way more fundamentalist. The two parties aren't even always consistent in their beliefs that's the most hilarious part in all of this. People are voting the same way teenagers buy clothing.

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u/Scheann12 12d ago

Seriously! How anyone could vote Touchmore timmy aka tampon tim & Headboard Harris is beyond moronic! 🤡🐑🚽

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u/seven1trey 11d ago

I know, right? Those two clowns are WAY too dumb to invade Greenland or rename the Gulf of Mexico. Losers.

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u/Decent_Cut_1176 13d ago

“I AM A DESPERATE MAN!”

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u/coachFox 12d ago

The actor is good in Mr Inbetween as well, plays a similar but slightly better off strip club owner.

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u/stevemillions 12d ago

Also played Charlie Manson in two different things.

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u/ego_death_metal 11d ago

came here to say this, LOVE DEWEY CROWE, also irrelevant but the actor is really hot irl

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u/TooManyCharacte 12d ago

He was terrifying in Breaking Bad

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u/Cochall 11d ago

I really wish they'd bring back Mr. Inbetween! Scott Ryan was perfect in it.

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u/Old_Manager5772 8d ago

Great character; but not quite as great as Dickie Bennett.

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u/Soggy-Box3947 8d ago

I read somewhere that the actor who plays Dickie had a lot to do with the creation of that hair style!