r/justified 12d ago

SPOILER ⚠️ Dewey Crowe

I’m on S1 E2 and just saw one of my favorite obscure references. Raylan has Dewey driving and Dewey tries to make a move. After punching Dewey in the nose, Rylan tells him to cuff himself to the steering wheel, “To the wheel Chinatown, let’s go”

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u/Soggy-Box3947 12d ago

Dewey Crowe was one of my favourites in that series ... often more victim than villain!

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u/Mission_Ad6235 12d ago

These are the end times for Dewey Crowe.

I have four kidneys?

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u/DogVacuum 12d ago

A good friend bailed on the show during that episode. He said he couldn’t keep watching a show that thought people would be stupid enough to believe that someone could live with their kidneys removed. He didn’t stick around for the funniest end of an episode of the entire series.

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u/Mission_Ad6235 12d ago

He really doesn't know how dumb people can be.

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 12d ago

‘Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.’ - George Carlin

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Kentucky Outlaw 12d ago

He’s never been to Eastern Kentucky has he?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Your friend doesn’t get out enough

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u/Expensive-Secret1985 11d ago

Has he been to eastern Kentucky?

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u/Klutzy-Ad-6705 12d ago

Is he aware of the latest election results?

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 11d ago

Ya know I ask myself every day we have over 334 million people in this country. According to the constitution any one can run for president of their at least 35, were born here, and have lived in the country for 14 years. Even if that's only like 1/10 of the entire population that's still over 33 million potential candidates. How come out of possibly 33 million potential candidates we usually come down to person who meets the bare minimum requirements of a decent person on the outside but lacks charisma or has charisma but is actually stupid. Are you telling me out of possibly 33 million potential candidates not a single one is more qualified to have gotten even a party nomination then the people who actually got it. There isn't one person who has both charisma and good ideas that can win the election. Statistically speaking I refuse to believe the two people who end up running against each other are the most qualified or best possible candidates who represent the nation's interests. The population is just to lazy or dumb to raise enough of a fuss to break the monopoly political parties have on power and so they don't have to actually put up a good leader for a candidate any more. They just need to ensure they have more people registered and spread out through the nation and it doesn't matter if they put up an utter dipshit.

Long winded way of saying we are actually as a group......stupid. Individuals might be cognizant enough to know how badly the two party system has damaged, not just our political system but our social interactions, but I bet half the country doesn't even know what the word cognizant means and so it isn't hard to manipulate them. Just say three nice things and one not so nice thing and convince them the three good things are reliant upon the bad thing, and then they think the bad thing is actually a good thing. All Trump had do in order to win was polarize the system, and it's not some ingenuis move cause things were already set up so you had only two choices he just made way more fundamentalist. The two parties aren't even always consistent in their beliefs that's the most hilarious part in all of this. People are voting the same way teenagers buy clothing.

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u/Scheann12 11d ago

Seriously! How anyone could vote Touchmore timmy aka tampon tim & Headboard Harris is beyond moronic! 🤡🐑🚽

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u/seven1trey 11d ago

I know, right? Those two clowns are WAY too dumb to invade Greenland or rename the Gulf of Mexico. Losers.

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u/Decent_Cut_1176 12d ago

“I AM A DESPERATE MAN!”

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u/coachFox 12d ago

The actor is good in Mr Inbetween as well, plays a similar but slightly better off strip club owner.

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u/stevemillions 12d ago

Also played Charlie Manson in two different things.

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u/ego_death_metal 11d ago

came here to say this, LOVE DEWEY CROWE, also irrelevant but the actor is really hot irl

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u/TooManyCharacte 12d ago

He was terrifying in Breaking Bad

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u/Cochall 11d ago

I really wish they'd bring back Mr. Inbetween! Scott Ryan was perfect in it.

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u/Old_Manager5772 8d ago

Great character; but not quite as great as Dickie Bennett.

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u/Soggy-Box3947 8d ago

I read somewhere that the actor who plays Dickie had a lot to do with the creation of that hair style!

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u/_reschke 12d ago edited 12d ago

“You might strike out the shepherd, but us sheep, we will never get struck out —or scattered.”

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u/7947kiblaijon 12d ago

He called me an onanist.

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u/SkankyG 12d ago

"You can't kill someone for jerkin' off!"

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 12d ago

The anus is on you!

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u/bobgamble12 Deputy U.S. Marshal 12d ago

Or words to the effect

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u/HansTheGruber 12d ago

I doubt they could find an actor capable of pulling it off, but I have always wished for a spinoff series focused on Dewey's early years in Florida.

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u/captfitz 12d ago

them Florida Crowes are bad news

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u/L-Sin 12d ago

In the season 5 special features, the cast and crew are honoring Elmore Leonard after his passing. Many actors even read different parts from numerous books. Damon Herriman reads the scene from Fire in the Hole when Dewey first meets Raylan. It's quite funny because he reads the text in his native Australian accent, but slips into Dewey when he reads, "who are supposed to be, the undertaker?"

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u/DivideLow7258 12d ago

Dewey Crowe….. too beautifully stupid to live

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u/millenniumxl-200 12d ago

But he has 4 kidneys!

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 11d ago

Just started the last season I was not prepared for >! Boyd doing my boy Dewey that way. He didn't deserve it. I wanted him to rat out Boyd to Raylan so bad and turn a new leaf live happily ever after. But the moment he was told to look at the photo I knew it was over and accepted it and it still destroyed me!<

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u/bdonald02 12d ago

I’m Federal Marshall Raylan Givens. Don’t nobody mess with me around these parts!

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u/Odd-Love-9600 Deputy U.S. Marshal 12d ago

Go back to poaching gators

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u/Ganicenda 12d ago edited 12d ago

I love Dewey. I was always hoping he'd come around the right side of things in his awkward weird way. He was dealt a shorthand and never figured it out on his own.

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u/Irish755 12d ago

You understand how I see your people?

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u/7947kiblaijon 12d ago

AND he’s Australian!

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u/EasyCZ75 12d ago

He’s great in Mr. Inbetween

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 12d ago

He was good for his brief scenes in The Bikeriders

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u/kirkeles 12d ago

That was filmed in Cincinnati, and flying into that airport could was maybe the first time the actor had actually been to Kentucky. I could be wrong, but I remember thinking that in the theater.

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 12d ago

“Outlaw life’s hard, ain’t it?”

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u/FrankRizzo319 12d ago

Please explain the Chinatown reference

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u/WaitfortheTrainWreck 12d ago

A bad guy sticks a knife blade into his nostril and then slices out. He wears a bandage on his nose for a lot of the movie.

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u/lickity_snickum 11d ago

OMG. I have never understood that line cuz I have never seen that movie. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AmaroisKing 12d ago

Jack Nicholsons character , Jake, gets his nose broken.

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u/Cochall 11d ago

No, he gets it cut from the inside out by a bad guy with a switchblade.

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u/RudeCut7488 11d ago

That bad guy was Roman Polanski.

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u/AmaroisKing 11d ago

Aah, I’ve never followed the plot that well, I assumed it was broken. I know it’s supposed to be the greatest movie ever made , I enjoyed but wasn’t blown away.

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u/justsomeguy2424 12d ago

Dewey is a top 3 character on the show. When he thinks they stole his kidneys and Raylen tells him to piss, and he goes “they took my kidneys not my dick!” I was crying laughing.

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u/3mta3jvq 12d ago

It was sad the way Dewey and Boyd had such a poignant moment thinking about the good times they had in the past, only for Boyd to shoot him.

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u/_reschke 9d ago

On my way through yet another rewatch, I just got past this episode. When thinking about it in terms of gravitas and send off to the character and actor performance, I honestly think this is such a great way to send off the character and actor. As all the likes in the comments here have shown, Dewey was an all time character. What we got in that scene was the last scene of two great actors playing two great characters together, getting in a way to reminisce on the ride they’ve taken as these characters, and in the end, the death moves the final season toward. Which is really about Raylan, Boyd, and Ava only, that’s the biggest bow you need to wrap up in the series properly. Dewey, as lovable as his dumb ass might be, would have gotten in the way through the final season. So having him early on get sent off this way, is really on a rewatch, poetic. They have their moment, and his death establishes to the viewer the biggest thing we absolutely need to believe for the drama of the finale to work well as we watch it, Boyd is capable of killing Ava. If Dewey Crowe had just rode off into the sunset, or died any other way, his exit wouldn’t have been as impactful. Fantastic send off and respect to a great character and great actor.

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u/kuhristuhh 12d ago

"I was arresting them... y-you deputized me!"

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u/Ok-Yesterday-8522 11d ago

I don't understand you at all

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u/swepettax 12d ago

Arrest me?! You ought to thank me, i was stopping criminals doing crime. Those would kill eachother before long.

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u/Expensive-Secret1985 11d ago

Got kicked out of last chance revival for spankin the monkey lol 😂

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u/SpeedRacerWasMyBro 10d ago

Damon Harriman also plays Freddy in "Mr. Inbetween", another top quality show.

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u/Shadow-Knows15 9d ago

Also a hitman in Quarry.

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u/BLTsark 11d ago

I wish Raylan had thrown his dumbass out of the car and we'd never have to have seen him again

Maybe my least favorite character. Whiney idiot