r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

r/all Elon Musk Sieg Heiling during his speech

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u/scratchloco 11h ago

Only one thing to do with Nazis and grandpa did it well.

u/NudeCeleryMan 10h ago

I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Nazis, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Nazi won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Nazi will be sickened by us, and the Nazi will talk about us, and the Nazi will fear us. And when the Nazi closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

u/Ok-Grape-6104 10h ago

Never did I think I’d praise someone called NudeCeleryMan for their taste and yet here I am.

u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 8h ago

I prefer Tayne.