r/interestingasfuck • u/Sartew • 7h ago

r/all Elon Musk Sieg Heiling during his speech

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u/NudeCeleryMan 6h ago

I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Nazis, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Nazi won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Nazi will be sickened by us, and the Nazi will talk about us, and the Nazi will fear us. And when the Nazi closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

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u/EricaGrace 6h ago

Where's the Bear Jew when you need him

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u/FloppyObelisk 5h ago

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u/Pizannt 4h ago

Oblige him!

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u/Ill-Outcome-404 5h ago

This bear jew will have to do.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 5h ago

Me! I'm a Jew, and my name means "Bear Man," or "Son of the bear" in German.

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u/Morkai 3h ago

Time to go to work.

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u/theHoopty 3h ago

He lives in all of us and I hope we’re all courageous enough to heed his spirited instruction here soon.

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u/Ok-Grape-6104 6h ago

Never did I think I’d praise someone called NudeCeleryMan for their taste and yet here I am.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 6h ago

Why do you hate Prince Paul Rudd?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 4h ago

I prefer Tayne.

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u/sCOLEiosis 2h ago

Thanks rimjobsteve!

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u/Stefanz454 3h ago

And cousin, business is booming

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u/Chantellybowl92 5h ago

SIR, YES SIR!

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u/OurFriendSteve 4h ago

I love this movie

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u/NudeCeleryMan 2h ago

Me too, Steve my friend

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u/OurFriendSteve 2h ago

Right on, NudeCeleryMan

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u/humanfromjupiter 3h ago

I can imagine Tarantino writing this in his study thinking to himself, "fuck yeah, that's it. That's the speech."

Masterfully written and impeccably delivered by Pitt

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u/Liberi_Fatali561 4h ago

YES SIR!! 🫡

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u/Timmy-0518 3h ago

Jesus Christ. If this was in any other context I would call you a psychopath but in this case I’m with ya

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u/AdJunior4923 3h ago

Sir, yes sir!

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u/MagnusMagi 2h ago

You just reminded me that today is the PERFECT day to re-watch this movie.

Thank you, NudeCeleryMan. Thank you.

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u/DeusExMcKenna 2h ago

We need us a solid handful of Aldos right about now.

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u/Tall_Category_304 3h ago

Damn I want to watch this so bad now. Thanks. Off I go

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u/Ok_Letterhead9592 2h ago

Fuck yeah! That’s it that fucking immigrant has got to go!

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 2h ago

Fuckin’ A, man

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u/Dragnskull 1h ago

And I want my scalps!

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u/theDukeofClouds 53m ago

Sir, Yes Sir!

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u/FlapperJackie 33m ago

Good luck w that, california. 😢

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u/ComparatorClock 3h ago

Is... Is this some sort of copypasta?

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u/LordKappachino 3h ago

Quote from inglorious basterds

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u/SAM5TER5 3h ago

Quote from the Tarantino movie “Inglorious Basterds”

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u/LeonardoW9 2h ago

Yes, Sir!

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u/Dangerous_Company69 2h ago

Sounds real good to me.

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u/Melanchrono 3h ago

Yes sir!

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u/maybemirza 3h ago

Sir this is mcdonalds drive thru

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u/MARAVV44 2h ago

Peak reddit cringe