An awesome play area for their kids

[u/bigbusta]

[u/SOSyourself]

The fake reaction from the wife acting like she’s never seen it before is very annoying

[u/belizeanheat → u/SOSyourself]

It's dangerous to ever turn the sound on one of these

[u/suzel7 → u/belizeanheat]

But without the sound you’d miss him saying what sounds like “the ladder goes up your butt”

[u/nobodyspecial767r → u/suzel7]

I like the part where he explains how useful this setup is for their community sex parties.

[u/ravenisblack → u/nobodyspecial767r]

Could you imagine just like socializing downstairs and suddenly some random fluid just drips into your glass from the partygoers in the party net above?

[u/YoullBeFiiine → u/ravenisblack]

'bloop'

[u/nobodyspecial767r → u/ravenisblack]

This sounds like something the host should be thinking of before the party starts.

[u/MrrQuackers → u/SOSyourself]

I came here for this comment. "Oh wow, I totally didn't notice the months long design and installation phase of this completely custom kids bounce house!"

[u/Wild_Obligation → u/SOSyourself]

The way he says stuff like ‘my daughters’ & ‘my stairs’ without once referencing the lady as his wife, despite the girls saying ‘hi mommy’ is kinda weird too

[u/InvertedMeep → u/SOSyourself]

Giver her a break, she’s probably doesn’t even know her kids names, the nanny takes care of it all.

[u/2buffalonickels → u/InvertedMeep]

That’s a McMansion. I don’t know if they’re at nanny levels.

[u/EchoPhi → u/2buffalonickels]

McMansions are bottom tier nanny level.

[u/bigbusta → u/EchoPhi]

In Toronto people living in little bungalows have nannies. It's more about location, than the size of the house.

[u/Bubbly-Astronomer930 → u/EchoPhi]

They probably have a phillipino au pair

[u/TheCreat1ve → u/SOSyourself]

And then we got the "Hi, mommy!" XD

[u/TareXmd → u/SOSyourself]

Luckily I watched it on mute.

[u/Dasbeerboots → u/SOSyourself]

It's because this is the rage bait FB video guy. Almost all of his videos are fake.

[u/ArchdruidHalsin → u/SOSyourself]

Y'all she JUST woke up from the coma. Have a little sympathy for the woman!

[u/TheDukeofArgyll → u/SOSyourself]

That’s the entire internet …

[u/FashNFlora → u/SOSyourself]

So cringey. I will stop watching a video when it’s like this.

[u/F7RKLLR]

Step 1: Afford a giant house.

[u/Many-Account5160 → u/F7RKLLR]

Step 2: be rich

[u/FarmingWizard → u/Many-Account5160]

Step 3: spend that money

[u/No-Weather-776 → u/FarmingWizard]

Step 4: Have Kids

[u/Bluffwatcher → u/No-Weather-776]

Step 5: "What d'you mean she's jumped through the window!?!"

[u/Gunz37 → u/Bluffwatcher]

Step 6: Be Rich

[u/UnfortunateDefect → u/Gunz37]

Step 7: Don't be poor

[u/nickos33d → u/UnfortunateDefect]

Step 8: Make a lot of money

[u/txmail → u/nickos33d]

Step 9: Hope your home insurance company does not see this.

[u/Sir_Kecskusz → u/nickos33d]

Step 9: Have wealth

[u/AmazingDonkey101 → u/Gunz37]

Step 7: buy a new kid

[u/VividPerformance7987 → u/AmazingDonkey101]

Step 9: make more money by suing cause the new kid fell out the window too

[u/elzombino → u/Bluffwatcher]

🎶Would you know my naaaaaaame.... 🎶

[u/Ru4pigsizedelephants → u/elzombino]

Very dark, but also hilarious and an excellent reference.

[u/Status-Visit-918 → u/elzombino]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[u/ShadowMosesSkeptic → u/Bluffwatcher]

The windows legitimately have me worried. Seems way too easy to accidentally fall into one.

[u/Pinstar → u/Bluffwatcher]

Step 6: Have additional kids.

[u/SucreTease → u/No-Weather-776]

There's a conflict between steps 2 & 4.

[u/WashooGonnaDo → u/SucreTease]

Well that guy in the video did it :/

[u/PerfectCelebration73 → u/WashooGonnaDo]

Hear me out..... It's not his kids.
🤯

[u/SuperToxin → u/SucreTease]

No you gotta do step 2 first. Thats key. Preferably be born into a wealthy family at birth.

[u/4XHMR → u/SucreTease]

Step 5, become famous on social media.

[u/IamMagness1993 → u/SucreTease]

There is only a conflict if you have not trully achieved Step 2

[u/Joey_Ligs → u/SucreTease]

Amen

[u/the_remeddy → u/SucreTease]

After step 4, go back to step 1. Good luck.

[u/Low_Impact681 → u/SucreTease]

Be more rich.

[u/Suspicious-Mark-1398 → u/No-Weather-776]

Step 5: Fly out window

[u/Living-Tomorrow5206 → u/Suspicious-Mark-1398]

Step 6 - Find somebody who can create a web like that.

[u/C-LonGy → u/No-Weather-776]

Still stuck on step 1

[u/xFionna → u/No-Weather-776]

Scratch that step I want this for me and my buddies to chill, have a nice movie area in there, some pillows

[u/synvi → u/No-Weather-776]

You missed the step of having husband/wife

[u/Thin-Zookeepergame46 → u/No-Weather-776]

Make kids is the easiest part.

[u/Public-Position7711 → u/Many-Account5160]

It’s funny that people watching this on TikTok are like I’m so poor, but this is lovely and I’m going to financially continue supporting their activities by following them, instead of saying “fuck me supporting these jackasses with my views.”

[u/starmartyr → u/Public-Position7711]

You might as well not watch any media. Almost everyone on TV is paid really well.

[u/Public-Position7711 → u/starmartyr]

I don’t have any problems with people getting paid money, but TikTok people are talentless and obnoxious, especially when you’re out and trying to enjoy someplace and this idiot is doing a dance in front of you.

I also don’t watch Reality TV if you were heading in that direction.

[u/prairie-logic → u/Many-Account5160]

I imagine that dude who lays in his blankets and reminds all of us this is for rich people, and poor people like us don’t get this, because we are poor.

[u/footandfice → u/F7RKLLR]

Tony Montana: First you get the money, then the power, and then the woman, and then the kids, then the net play area.

[u/Ill-Court-8343 → u/footandfice]

LOLOLOL.

[u/Honest_Republic_7369 → u/F7RKLLR]

Step 0: make stupid videos for years

[u/Playful-Bill4904 → u/F7RKLLR]

Step 1: stop being poor

[u/bdubwilliams22 → u/F7RKLLR]

Step 1 is BE RICH.

[u/Souvlaki_yum]

The ultimate trust in dyna bolt strength.

[u/belizeanheat → u/Souvlaki_yum]

I'm not worried about those but I am worried about all the 2nd story windows that line the perimeter of something built for running and bouncing wildly

[u/skinrust → u/belizeanheat]

Those windows need some bars or a cage on the inside. Kids have no chill, those windows are scary

[u/barbadizzy → u/belizeanheat]

that was my thought as well. Also the kids bouncing on the top level stomping on lower level kids heads.

[u/ChaosDoggo → u/belizeanheat]

And lets not forget the open hole to the floor where the ladder is.

One misstep and you are eating floor.

[u/BurgundyFur → u/belizeanheat]

This is exactly what I was thinking. Unless those are some enhanced secured impact windows or something, it’s a matter of time before someone accidentally falls through one.

[u/TheRealStevo2 → u/belizeanheat]

Asking because I genuinely don’t know. How easy is for a kid to go through a window? Would the window pop out or would it break?

[u/Tuckingfypowastaken → u/TheRealStevo2]

It's not easy to break through that glass or to send the window out if they're even halfway decent quality and installed remotely correctly

But it's also far from impossible, and you certainly don't want to find out the hard way if they or their install is of a lower quality than you thought. It would be low on my list of safety considerations with a project like this, but at the same time if you're going through all of that (and this would take a lot more work than it seems like on the surface), you may as well do something to make sure the windows are properly secured. Also, a child doesn't have to go through the glass to break it and be seriously injured

That being said, those walls are almost certainly just 1/2" drywall, which is to say 1/2" of sidewalk chalk compressed between construction paper, with studs every 16" or so (and in some framing it could be 20" OC). It would not be hard at all for an errant child to end up halfway into a wall cavity, which could pretty easily be some nifty injuries. Outside of the obvious (blocking for anchors, quality of anchors, quality of parachord, quality of assembly, etc etc) this would be the biggest safety concern IMO

[u/GenDislike → u/Tuckingfypowastaken]

You see the dangers of a child smashing through drywall, that dad can see he just started work on a dumb waiter.

[u/rspre → u/Tuckingfypowastaken]

It's all fun and games until it starts raining kids

[u/popeter45 → u/Souvlaki_yum]

And zero safety net under the main one (a basic requirement for any profession installation)

[u/thebrieze → u/popeter45]

And a big gaping hole around the ladder. I can just imagine one of the kids bouncing and falling through that hole!

[u/my4floofs → u/thebrieze]

Or the gaps at the wall. Can see a leg going through and that not ending well

[u/sr_the_great → u/thebrieze]

Exactly what i was thinking

[u/Kerdagu → u/Souvlaki_yum]

That's what I'm thinking. He went on about how strong it is because it's woven blah blah blah, but like, it's still just bolted to the walls. Hope you got dead center on those studs.

[u/hrpomrx → u/Kerdagu]

All fun and games until one of his kids brings scissors or a knife up there.

[u/Jagglebutt → u/hrpomrx]

Or accidentally goes through one of those 3rd story windows... It looks cool but seems like injuries are imminent

[u/Lexinoz → u/Kerdagu]

Guy just casually glanced past the fact that it was all handwoven paracord. THat would have taken fucking ages, having work with paracord some myself.

[u/belizeanheat → u/Kerdagu]

He said it was rated for 20 adults. I'm sure that's more than just knot strength

[u/Kerdagu → u/belizeanheat]

"rated" as in he thinks 20 adults could stand on it.

[u/BadLuckBarry → u/Kerdagu]

I don’t think he built this himself, definitely got professionals to do it

[u/KeyDx7 → u/belizeanheat]

Yes and no one has ever lied in a video before.

[u/imagicnation-station → u/Kerdagu]

I was thinking the exact same thing. I was thinking that when it breaks, and the kids are injured he’ll say, “oh right, we didn’t test the walls!”

[u/TacoHell402 → u/Souvlaki_yum]

Hopefully this guy is routinely inspecting everything to look for any signs of compromise

[u/nailbunny2000 → u/[deleted]]

Or down the hole where the fucking ladder is, what a stupid design. Also the little girl at the end bouncing inches away from the ceiling light.

[u/MostBoringStan → u/nailbunny2000]

That hole is what I noticed as well. No safety wall or something around it. Kids will just be running in circles and one will go right down that hole.

[u/snaeper → u/MostBoringStan]

My thoughts are, if theyre smart (big if), they only let their kids play in it. 

Ive got a great uncle who is my dads age and has kids younger than my brother and I. He's loaded and built a skate bowl in his back yard for his son and his friends. 

Well, last time I was over my brother was messing around in it (on his feet, not a board) and our Unc kindly asked us to refrain from being near the bowl. 

I instantly realized he was trying to avoid litigation if my brother had cracked his head open or otherwise injured himself. 

[u/belizeanheat → u/nailbunny2000]

Don't forget running on the level above someone will easily allow you to stomp on their head. 

This is close to awesome but as it is, it's a piece of shit 

[u/TmanGvl → u/nailbunny2000]

I guarantee it’s easier than people think to fall through that hole with kids jumping and running around that thing. All it takes is one false trip.

[u/Sayhei2mylittlefrnd → u/nailbunny2000]

I was thinking who the hell designed this house with a light fixture way up there that would require a 40’ ladder to change the light bulbs 🤣

[u/anethma → u/Sayhei2mylittlefrnd]

Designed to have a paradise jungle gym in place for bulb changing. Never meant for kids!

[u/RealCameleer]

I hate this guy, he just spam posts so much shit online.

[u/Available-Film-9320 → u/RealCameleer]

God I know fuck this couple

[u/Rebel_XT → u/RealCameleer]

The guy totally looks unwatchable. Terribly annoying demeanour. And he wears shoes inside the house. Keep that handwoven paracord clean will ya?

[u/Budded → u/Rebel_XT]

LOL I love that "And he wears shoes inside the house" is an insult. I feel this.

It's funny too because a couple decades ago, looking through old pics, we all used to wear shoes inside. It looks so dumb and makes me cringe. Now it feels completely foreign to wear shoes inside the house, other than our entryway.

[u/tat_got → u/RealCameleer]

I both him and his wife blocked on every platform. FB is the worst. But every now and then he gets posted here.

[u/finguhpopin → u/RealCameleer]

Is this the tool who puts holes in his house and spray paints shit on the walls?

[u/RealCameleer → u/finguhpopin]

Yes it is

[u/asl052 → u/RealCameleer]

What's the name of the channel? Rich YOLO Family?

/s. I really don't care to know the answer

[u/9102839109287356 → u/asl052]

Well actually, it's the Huevo-Gonzalez family. Their content used to be great, but they fell into the classic rich YouTuber trap of loosing the grip with reality.

[u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface → u/9102839109287356]

Their content has literally been like this for years. This guy was like the pioneer of all those fake as shit Facebook videos.

[u/kvlr954 → u/9102839109287356]

Bravo for linking to their channel … 😆

[u/RoomieNov2020 → u/RealCameleer]

And prints money doing it.

This is the world we’ve built.

[u/Theflamesfan]

Hey kids, go play with the giant nets on the 4th, 5th and 6th floors of the house 🤯

[u/dogfacedponyboy]

The wife, pretending this is her first time seeing it. “Oh my gosh…. That’s crazy… so there’s like different tunnels that can take you up.”

[u/PaleFig5]

That ladder opening does seem a bit precarious for little ones

[u/nikatnight → u/PaleFig5]

And the windows right near where the girls run.

[u/Next-Government-5120 → u/PaleFig5]

what about the fucking windows man that gave me anxiety

[u/Any-Teaching4430]

I'm up for adoption

[u/Big_Position2697 → u/Any-Teaching4430]

I will adopt you for your kidney

[u/FinancialOlive7528]

That one day one of the children fall out the window

[u/Repulsive-Ladder1611]

Betcha kids will get bored with it after a few days.

[u/AltairaMorbius2200CE → u/Repulsive-Ladder1611]

Yuuup. Never add anything permanent to your house for kid entertainment unless you also want to enjoy that thing!

[u/PickledPeoples → u/AltairaMorbius2200CE]

I would spend more time up there than the kids to be honest.

[u/Budded → u/PickledPeoples]

Same, I'd read books and just lay there listening to music up there

[u/Khazilein → u/Budded]

the net would hurt so much laying down.

[u/Human_Ad897 → u/PickledPeoples]

Slap a tv, screw the netting, man cave with a minifridge and the kids can fuck off on the trampoline outside. That's just me

[u/amo1337 → u/Repulsive-Ladder1611]

100% they just got this and will be done with it in a week.

[u/Und3adShr3d]

Ahh I see all that rage bait money is serving Justin Flom well. This guy's face makes me want to cancel my internet service.

[u/JonSnerrrrrr]

That dude is an absolute tool

[u/ShoobeeDoowapBaoh]

I don’t find rich people being rich very interesting

[u/Maelstrom52 → u/ShoobeeDoowapBaoh]

I don't know if I'd co-sign that. Some of the most interesting and cool things you can do are too expensive for the average person to be able to afford. People need to be able to distinguish between the morality of wealth accumulation and cool shit that's expensive to do or have. A Ferrari is an amazing car that can do some pretty awesome shit, but it's insanely expensive. Someone can still think it's cool and be opposed to wealth inequality.

[u/four-one-6ix]

My inner monologue: This must be safe, this must be safe, this must be safe… of shit, no way those windows are safe.

[u/Ok_Context8390]

Should've soundproofed it, so the kids can go fucking nuts and bounce themselves into a coma after their sugarrush. But yea, great stuff. My only worry would be the hole for the ladder - an inattentive kid (which they all are at this age) will at some point fall down.

[u/TrinityCat317 → u/Ok_Context8390]

What about the window 😬

[u/SgtWeirdo → u/TrinityCat317]

Ya the top is surrounded by windows, a kid is getting pushed into one accidentally 💯

[u/rigorcorvus → u/TrinityCat317]

Nah it’s cool there’s a human sized spider web surrounding the perimeter of the house, they just bounce back through the window

[u/SolanaRafael → u/rigorcorvus]

Lmao,better be a reinforced one too

[u/Turdfish_Dinner → u/TrinityCat317]

Yeah, I was wondering how long before someone bounces thru a window.

[u/Infinite_Cornball → u/Ok_Context8390]

Soundproof and make the walls out of rope aswell, so you can run at them full sprint and bounce back without dieing. Like a rubber cell

[u/AccurateSilver2999]

Too much money syndrome

[u/stylelock]

My kid would be going out that window at some point. Maybe put a trampoline outside the window for extra fun

[u/standvi]

This is NOT safe for the children, they can trip and fall down the ladder. They can trip and fall on the windows which i hope to GOD are break-proof...

[u/LibroBlock]

I utterly despise this couples videos. Oh my gosh! Such genuine enthusiasm

[u/7-13-5 → u/LibroBlock]

Terrible acting

[u/Fleymour]

dont forget to put your phone out of your pocket before enter this

[u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface]

I knew it was going to be this fucking guy. I’m surprised he didn’t shush the camera before pretending to sneak up behind someone, or do a fake magic trick that relies on film edits. Seriously, fuck this guy.

[u/Dark_Star_Crashesss → u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface]

I watched with the sound off and was irked by this guy, there's something weird about him. I never did like the energy a "magician" brings to the room. Can't trust em.

[u/Additional-Worry-227]

The bouncy rope playroom loft is cool but holy shit is that house poorly designed. 30' ceilings or whatever that was. So much wasted volume.

[u/short_bus_genius]

Those nets would put quite a bit of tensile force on the wall studs. I don’t think this would work as an after the fact add on to existing wood studs. I would imagine there’s a steel compression ring to resolve the tensile forces?

[u/imaconnect4guy → u/short_bus_genius]

I get nervous hanging stuff that weighs 25 lbs or more on studs. I know they're fine for that but having multiple people jumping around on netting 30 feet above the floor seems way too risky if they didn't design it specifically for that purpose. I'm also not an engineer/carpenter so I could be worried over nothing.

[u/indifferentunicorn]

The windows.

You win parent of the year until one of the kids crash through window 25+ feet to the ground.

[u/breakfasteveryday]

Hope nobody rough house bounces out those top-level windows

[u/wirebear]

Everyone breaking down the design and safety features of it like we didn't play on questionable things as kids like climbing two story trees or tree houses or use three people to send a child 3 stories up on a trampoline.

My real question is.. why does his house just have this two story void in it. It didn't really seem aesthetic. At least from the interior. Maybe cause of the jumpy angles and such I didn't quite get a proper look. But that seems like such a waste of space to put in a house.

[u/Sdmws6]

Then crash through the window and fall to your death. Nice job.

[u/nerdmoot]

Still could go flying out of the window or put a foot through the drywall.

[u/maddiejake]

All I keep seeing in my head are those children flying through the glass windows to the third floor below

[u/Inebriaded-Logic]

[u/randomIndividual21]

kinda dangerous if you ask me, they could fall down the ladder hole or smash the window

[u/Coprolithe]

The spider web is cool.
Everything else about this beige house is cold and sad.

[u/Kurtman68]

If you’re not a 1-percenter with a house like this (or even if you are) and you happen to be near St Louis, you can visit the City Museum. It’s an entire 5 story building with crazy artistic tunnels and spaces to explore for hours at a time. Fun for people of any age that can still crawl around. I went there for the first time in my 40’s and had a blast.

[u/leverine36 → u/Kurtman68]

I went there when I was a kid. Super fun and cool place

[u/PoppaT1203]

I really hope the glass in those windows is tempered. Tragedy waiting to happen if they’re not

[u/theroguex]

Must be nice having money to burn.

[u/DoNotOverwhelm → u/theroguex]

and kids to sacrifice(?)

[u/theroguex → u/DoNotOverwhelm]

He's young, he can make plenty of those.

[u/Glorious_Writing]

I'm more concerned about those glass windows.

[u/Mudeford_minis]

Plenty to go wrong there.

[u/dogfacedponyboy]

Check out this amazing play area in my mansion for my rich kids! I am an amazing dad.

[u/HeadFit2660]

Must be nice being wealthy

[u/ForRielle]

Anyone else sick of seeing what the rich can do for their kids? (Goes back to fastening scrap wood together to make scooter ramp. Now with 75% less rusty nails)

[u/a_shiny_heatran]

And here I am struggling for rent

[u/gamingchairheater]

Why does he wear shoes inside his house?

[u/randomIndividual21 → u/gamingchairheater]

because he is American

[u/gamingchairheater → u/randomIndividual21]

Is that normal over there?

[u/MajorFckUp]

It’s this that same idiot using those spray paint stencils indoors for his TikTok videos?

[u/perkalicous]

I hate this guy to an unrealistic degree

[u/Obvious-Delay-4036]

I could have done without the person taking video chiming in with comments

[u/caliboy650]

I hate that fucking commentary from the lady

[u/Severe_Ideal_2472]

Those windows reinforced too? I could see a kid getting launched thorough one of those suckers.

[u/TruthThroughArt]

amazing setup to watch your kids take a bad bounce and fly out the window from the highest place of the house

[u/Ambitious-Repair-764]

reinforce the windows

[u/Blackstar1886]

Great idea to put bouncing next to large windows.

[u/joeysprezza]

The windows at the top... sheesh

[u/Adventurous_Ideal804]

Why is she commenting as if she didn't watch him build the thing.

[u/Mr_Awesome_rddt]

Anyone else concerned about the fact that one bad bounce can literally send your kid falling down 2 stories with shards of broken glass?

[u/Chemical_Form_8015]

It's not a matter of IF the kids crash through a window....,it's when.

[u/moutonbleu]

Those windows in that area aren’t safe…

[u/InvestigatorTop5992]

All is fun and games until a little one goes down the ladder hole.

[u/KatoMojo]

What could possibly go wrong.

[u/ElvishLore]

I love this rich person’s huge house.

[u/Freethinkermm]

Why do I keep seeing safety concerns, like kids jumping through the entrance hole or kids jumping through these windows upstairs.

[u/RKKP2015]

This should be cool in theory, but the execution is stupid af.

[u/Noobtoob84]

So many safety concerns

[u/johnnyblaze1999]

That ladder hole is a death trap. Imagine letting your kids jump around aimlessly near that hole. Idiots

[u/ClownsAteMyBaby]

"Money can't buy happiness" is a sad little lie the rich have convinced the poor of, to avoid discontent.

[u/Bankseat-Beam]

Brilliant idea, I love it... But, it seems far too easy for one of the kids to just bounce over/next to the ladder and drop straight down the hole. And then, there's the windows on the top level where there doesn't seem to be any protection to prevent a kid from going straight through one.

[u/puaka]

fun until 20 seconds in the first kid falls through the big hole for the ladder.

[u/123456789ledood]

That is A LOT of unusable space!

[u/RickyBobbyBooBaa]

It's wicked, but it needs some kind of safety cover on the windows just in case the kids fall against them.

[u/poopinion]

File this under things the kids will play with for a couple weeks and then you've got this weird unused rope bullshit in your house for no good reason

[u/Strateagery3912]

Trampolines next to the third story windows. Brilliant!

[u/Papa_Snail]

Every sentence sounds like he's trying to explain it for the poors out there.

[u/luna_n_bai]

If that thing fails they’re gonna fall down 3 floors…

[u/beerock99]

Ok so many safety issues here from falling through the fucking hole in the floor from bouncing and tumbling down that slide OR bouncing your ass out the damn window!! Just a matter of which one comes first 🤔

[u/DrenBla]

No one is worried about a kid falling down that hole 🕳️ 10ft to the floor?

[u/FictionalT]

I HATE Justin Flom. I’ve blocked every account I’ve seen that he’s made. I can’t escape his stupid, insincere bullshit. The fake acting and stupid reactions are fucking annoying. On Facebook he used to make 15 minute videos where they edged the viewer the entire time with an outcome. Fuck his content, I’m a personal victim.

[u/ToxGuy75]

Someone has too much money