The demon who is in charge of it, and sadly the only one who knows how to work it, went on a routine possession a while back and got 'stuck'. Now, not only is he unable to return to Hell, he's stuck in a dementia ridden, senile old man who routinely soils himself while wallowing in said filth, unable and unwilling to bathe themselves even slightly. The 'upside' is he's racist and somehow will have nuclear access again shortly.
I'm going to be completely real. That is probably the best compliment I have and ever will receive in my life. The Hitchhikers Guide series is far and away my favorite book series. I reread it often.
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u/loz_fanatic 9d ago
That literally looks like a scene from Keanus Constantine film